Hey! Hey! Hey! Good day to you my Romy readers! Another installment of Southern Hearts is hot off the press just for you!
But first a huge THANK YOU to my remarkable reviewers: MJK, killing belladonna is a VERY good thing! (nice sn btw), grenwich, leasie, Tammy, Rogue14, ness345, Chica De Los Ojos Cafe: was there any doubt that Scott was bad in bed, simba17: Thanks for such a long review! I loved it! and yeah that would be great if in X3 they replaced Bobby with the Cajun but it would be wierd to see someone playing Remy. Oh and the lion king is the coolest Proffy: lol I don't mind your rambling at all and I hope you don't have to look up too many words :-)
Disclaimer: Ya know all those X-men? yeah Marvel owns them not me... Big shocker huh!
Chapter 5: Finally
Meanwhile at a restaurant in New York City...
Joseph, who has had a goofy "I'm gonna get laid" smile on his face the whole night, looked across at Rogue and said, "Tonight is going to be very special. We get to celebrate your new control over your powers. How about a some champagne?" she must be dying to get down and dirty I wonder if we should just skip dinner and go right to dessert
"Champagne would be great Joseph but, Ah really do need to talk to you about somethin'," Rogue stated back. hmmm should Ah break up with him before or after he pays for dinner? Ah mean might as well get a free meal before Ah break it off with him...
"Wonderful my dear one bottle of champagne coming right up. Oh by the way I booked us a suite at a wonderful hotel for tonight." time for a little bump and grind, oh joseph my man you sure know how to treat them ladies.
Rogue sat up straight at the mention of a hotel room and said, "A hotel room? you actually think that just because Ah can control mah powers the first thing Ah want to do is fuck you? Don't make me laugh!" ok forget the free dinner
"What do you mean Rogue? I thought it is well time we took our relationship to the next level. Are you saying after all this time you don't want to feel the pleasure that having a physical relationship can bring?" she is just playing hard to get oh that cute little vixen
"Do you even know the reason why Ah wanted to talk to you? Joseph things really aren' workin' out between us it hasn't been workin' for awhile now Ah think we are better as friends." hehehe the old "just friends" excuse man Ah'm harsh
Joseph stood up abruptly and said, "Just friends? Please Rogue spare me I think I know what this is about! Ever since Gambit joined the X-men everything has been going bad for us. You are breaking up with me just so you can go fuck that damn Cajun! Well let me tell you he might act like he wants to be with you but after awhile he will just get bored and find some new whore to sleep with!" fucking Cajuns why can't the ladies resist them. I can't believe she is breaking up with me! ME! I thought I was adorable
Not caring that the whole restaurant was staring at the two Rogue also stood up and slapped Joseph hard across the face while hissing out, "This has nothin' to do with Remy! It has everythin' to do with the fact that Ah don' want to be with you anymore! You are boring and Ah'm not even physically attracted to you anymore! IT IS OVER!" that should take down his ego a few notches. Men never think it is their fault, that it is always some outside force. Please give me a break
Holding his hand to his cheek Joseph said, "Please Rogue don't do this, I love you." let's see if that gets any pity.
Rogue just glared at him, Ah can' believe he played the love card, "Sure you do you love the fact you can fuck me now! Just leave me alone!"
And with that Rogue flew back to the institute not really caring that she was wearing a dress and it might fly up.
Joseph just looked around the restaurant at all the people glaring at him and whispering things like "men are such pigs" and "she was so right to leave that asshole." Joseph chuckled nervously, "Uhh check please?"
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Back at the institute Remy was staring out his window waiting for Rogue and Joseph to return when he heard the front door open. He crept downstairs to see Rogue enter looking happy and his heart fell. Looks like Gambit's worse fears be confirmed.
Rogue, who didn't see Remy, skipped into the kitchen and ran into Betsy who was getting a late snack. Remy crept up to the door to eavesdrop like anyone human would.
Betsy turned around and asked, "Why Rogue why do we have such a big smile on our face?" hmmmm I wonder if she finally got laid
"Well sugah, Ah just had the best night of mah life!" exclaimed Rogue. it is always fun to slap an idiot and storm out of a restaurant
Remy, who didn't want to hear the details of Rogue's excellent night, went back upstairs into his room. Mon dieu, she actually slept wit dat old homme. Oh cruel world what did Remy ever do ta you... wait I don' wanna know de answer to dat.
Betsy smiled at Rogue, "And what did this so-called 'best night of your life' involve?" sex sex sex
"Ah did it! Ah finally broke up with Joseph and in the best way ever public humiliation!" buwhahahahahahahhahaha
Betsy ran over and hugged her friend, "Thank God you did, if you didn't break it off with him soon I was going to go into your head and force you to!" no one ever said I wouldn't pry into my friends head. Hey if you were a telepath wouldn't you?
Rogue and Betsy sat down the for awhile discussing everything that happened that night while Joseph came back to the institute sometime later drunk off his ass and still horny. He dragged himself upstairs and passed out in his room, his cheek still red where Rogue had slapped him.
To be continued...
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A/N: I know that was shorter then usual sorry! But Joseph finally got what he deserved YAY! aww poor Remy doesn't know what is going on whatever shall happen? I think I will only have 2 or 3 more chapters if everything in my head works out right.
Until next time see ya around! oh and don't forget to review this time you get to stay a week at the Xavier institute in any room you wish ;)
