Good day to you my readers! Are you ready for the next chapter of Southern Hearts? Well it is ready for you!

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Chapter 6: Bringing Down the Ego

A few days later Wolverine, Gambit, Joseph and Iceman were out on a mission for Xavier trying to recruit a new mutant to the X-men. News of the Rogue and Joseph breakup was still only known to Rogue, Joseph and Betsy.

"So what is dis homme's powers anyways?" Remy questioned. like Remy really cares, I just want to get away from Joe.

"Well Gumbo, X told me he has the power to make copies of himself. His name is Jamie Madrox," answered Wolvie. heh Gumbo over there looks sad. I still can't believe Rogue is choosing Joseph over him.

"Interestin' power," Remy replied back. blah blah blah blah where is this homme?

"Well where is he damnit? I don't feel like waiting around here all day," Joseph said. I need more alcohol.

Remy turned to Joseph and said, "What can' stand ta be away from your precious Roguey for too long?" you make me sick

"You guys didn't know? Rogue and I well we went our separate ways. Like it matters to you anyways Gambit," Joseph said back while glaring at Remy. I hope they don't ask for details

Logan started laughing, "Rogue finally dumped you, eh?" thank god

"Well I wouldn't say she dumped-" Joseph started.

Remy cut in and exclaimed, "Oh dat was why de femme was so happy de other night!" someone up dere likes me

Logan, who was still laughing, "Rogue hasn't been able to touch for almost all her life and she still wouldn't sleep with you? Man this is just too much!" and here I thought this mission would be boring.

Joseph came back with, "Who said I tried to sleep with her?" crap crap crap

Bobby, Logan and Remy just stared at Joseph.

"Please if I was dating Rogue and she just learned to control her powers I would be all over that!" Bobby said. too bad I missed the Rogue train

"Face it homme, your are just pathetic," Remy said with a laugh. and Gambit's Roguey seducing plans are back on!

Joseph took a step closer to Gambit, "I am not pathetic! And if it wasn't for you hanging around Rogue all the time we would still be together! Are you like her stalker or something?" must. get. out. of. conversation.

"Don' blame dis on Remy! Roguey an' me are just friends! Dis is all your fault for pushin' her too hard. Who would want ta sleep wit' you anways!" hmmm how to best get de chere...

"I assure you plenty of women would want to sleep with me!" Joseph spit back. why am I defending my sex life?

Logan just turned to Bobby and asked in a low voice, "Where did you get that soda and chips?" damn this sure is entertaing

Bobby just smiled and replied, "Well I thought that this would be a nice show so I went to that mini mart back there to get some provisions. Want some cheetos?" Cheetos gooood

Logan sat down on the ground and grabbed a bag of cheetos, "I like your thinking, kid. Five bucks on Gambit." I wish all missions were this exciting.

Bobby sat down next Wolverine and said, "WHAT! I don't want Joseph. Gambit could take him any day." what kind of fool does he take me for.

Gambit, who was currently laughing his ass off at Joseph's last comment, said, "Any fille? But yet somehow you couldn' manage ta land the girl who has been so desperate for skin ta skin contact?" Dis homme is killin Remy!

"You probably charmed her into liking you or or or I don't know you did something to Rogue I KNOW IT!" he had to of, I mean she wouldn't of dumped me just because she actually wasn't attracted to me

"Hey Remy don' force de femmes to like him it is all natural! An' I would never do dat to Rogue!" please Remy doesn' have to use his powers he has natural charms

Joseph looked like he was about to start a fist fight with Gambit when Jamie decided to make his appearance.

"Ummm, are you guys the X-men?" questioned Jamie. wow these guys sure are intense

Logan spoke up, "Yep welcome to the madness."

To be continued...

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Oh man had to go off on Joseph for a while longer! Still no Romy fluff will they ever get together? Another short chapter SORRY! but hey it is better then nothing right?

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