Disclaimer: (disclaimers are so annoying!) I don't own Yu-gi-oh, 4kids own it in America, Konami owns the anime in Japan and Takahashi Kazuki owns the manga. Don't sue me 'cause I only have $80 and my flute.

The contest is still in effect, please write.

Dark Magician: It would be nice to see some new fanfiction about me but please, I don't like being portrayed as an idiot.

Bakura: Its not like you aren't an idiot.

Me: Shut it Bakura or I'll dye your hair orange too.(see previous chapter)

Bakura:…

Me: Good. And on with the fic!


Chapter 10: Oh dear Ra

"Yeah, it worked until he found out that I was afraid of spiders."

Summer vacation was almost over, Mahhado was like part of the family now. He still called Yami and Yugi "sama" though. Now there was a problem. School.

"Dark-san, can you make yourself look younger?" Yugi asked while sitting on the couch readying his backpack.

"Yes, why?" Mahhado was trying to learn Kanji by himself. It was proving to be a very difficult task indeed. 'I'm going to need glasses soon' He thought.

"I was wondering if you could come to school with me." Yugi's eyes got big and watery. "Pleeaase?"

"I can go but my personality isn't exactly that of a teenager's." Mahhado said uncertainly. 'Curse the eyes.'

"Yami doesn't act like a teenager but he's going." Yugi said excitedly

"I'll go, I guess.."

"Can I see you as a teenager?" Yugi was curious, what would Mahhado look like?

"Ok." Mahhado drew out his staff and mumbled something. There was a bit of light and Mahhado became shorter. His eyes became slightly more innocent, hair stayed purple but went shoulder length, and his clothes became smaller and more fitting.

"You're going to be on the school's 'most hot and sexy boys' list along with Kaiba and Yami." Yugi smiled innocently as Mahhado paled several shades. (Yugi is really innocent ne? sarcasm)

'Ra have mercy.' Mahhado thought worriedly.

-The next day-

"Dark-san, Yami-kun! We're going to be late!" Yugi yelled as he frantically stuffed toast into his mouth.

"One problem Yugi-sama, I DON'T HAVE A UNIFORM!" Mahhado was a bit miffed.

"Borrow Yami's, I accidentally got him one that was too big, I think it will fit you though." Yugi was trying to get his shoes on.

Mahhado came downstairs a second later fully dressed and ready except that his shoulder length hair was messed up and flying in different directions. "Remind me why I'm wake up at 6am to get to school again?"

"You can learn something. Besides isn't it your job to protect us?" Yugi really knew how to get Mahhado to regret serving the pharaoh's hikari.

"Yugi, Aren't we supposed to be running to school by now?" Yami reminded him.

"Oh yeah, come on, let's go!" Yugi started running.

Mahhado was hovering above the ground. "Yugi-sama, don't you think it would be faster if you used magic?" Mahhado easily caught up to Yugi since he was half floating. Yami was doing the same thing.

"Oh, hehe." Yugi gave a little hop and hovered in the air

When they got to school, Yugi went in his class room and Mahhado and Yami waited outside for the teacher to call them in.

"Today we will have two new students, Yami Mutou, and Mahhado Mutou. Please welcome them to the class." The teacher said.

'When did I share their last name?' Mahhado thought.

"Mahhado-kun, its time to go in." Yami broke Mahhado out of his thought.

"Oh, ok." Mahhado was already nervous. He walked in the room with his head down.

Some of the girls gasped at the two new students. Yami was wearing the usual outfit and Mahhado was wearing the school uniform with a light purple t-shirt underneath his jacket.

Kaiba's glare was so intense that if looks could kill, you would rather be in the deepest part of the shadow realm than with him.

"Mahhado, will you tell us a bit about yourself?"

"My name is Mahhado. I prefer to be called Dark though I don't mind what you call me." Mahhado's face was red with nervousness.

"Yami?"

"My name is Yami Mutou and I'm Yugi's older brother. I transferred from a private school here." Yami was always confident

"Yami, you will sit by your brother and Mahhado… you can sit beside Seto Kaiba." The teacher was oblivious to Mahhado's look of horror.

'DAMN' Mahhado did not need to become more pale then he already was.

He sat down next to Kaiba and resisted the urge to scream "Bloody Murder."

"So magician, coming to school to protect your dear pharaoh?" Kaiba could not miss the chance to annoy Mahhado.

"Shut up, Kaiba." Mahhado muttered

"Can't attack me at school can you? Even if you could, you wouldn't want your pharaoh to get mad would you?" Kaiba was enjoying his time of getting to tease Mahhado.

"I said shut up Kaiba." Mahhado said a bit louder.

"Is there something wrong back there?" The teacher walked back to the desk Kaiba and Mahhado shared.

"No, its perfectly fine." Mahhado was blushing again.

"Is Mr. Kaiba giving you a hard time?" The teacher was a bit concerned the only reason that nobody sat next to Kaiba was because he put down anyone that looked at him.

"N-no, I-I'm fine." Mahhado's stuttering was becoming noticeable.

"Ok…" The teacher was hesitant

"Can't even look at the teacher can you?" Kaiba was pushing it.

"…" Mahhado was silent.

Yami and Yugi noticed that Mahhado was really uncomfortable with Kaiba but was too shy to speak up.

" Tanaka-sensei, Mahhado is kind of shy, what he is trying to say is that he is extremely uncomfortable with sitting next to Kaiba." Yami decided to help Mahhado a bit and tell the teacher for him.

"Is that so?" The teacher was glad that someone could understand Mahhado because he seemed to be unreadable. "Mahhado, Would you like to sit next to Mr. Bakura?"

Mahhado seemed to think about it. 'Tomb robber or arch-nemesis?' He decided that sitting next to the tomb robber was better than sitting next to Kaiba. He nodded.

"Ok, Mahhado you can move."

"So you decided to ditch the high priest, huh?" Bakura immediately said.

"Yes, is there something wrong with that?" Mahhado's blush was gone and was replaced with a calm unreadable face.

"You would think that a High priest would want to sit next to his fellow high priest wouldn't he?"

"As much as I hate to admit, you are a lot less insufferable than Kaiba is." Mahhado seemed to return to his normal calm self.

"I feel so loved." Bakura said sarcastically. They quieted down after that.

-Lunch-

Mahhado still wasn't very used to eating so he never ate very much. He decided to jump out of the second story to get outside, thus avoiding the crowds of fan girls.

Mahhado was sitting on the window ledge when Bakura saw him. "What are doing, High priest, committing suicide?"

"The high and mighty king of thieves can't even jump off a second story window? I thought you were better than that." Mahhado pushed him self off the ledge and landed on the ground standing.

"Of course I can do that, it just surprises me that a High priest can even jump out of a first story window." He proceeded to copy Mahhado's move and landed safely on the ground. "Why did you even bother though? There is something nowadays that is called a staircase."

"Two words tomb robber, Fan girls."

"Oh."

"You know tomb robber, you aren't so bad after all."

"You aren't that bad either."

"I'm bored, wanted to dye Kaiba's hair bright red?" Mahhado said out of the blue.

"Now you're talking my language." Bakura smirked

"We need red hair dye and a bucket." Mahhado waved his hands and a bucket of red hair dye appeared. "Kaiba is in the cafeteria 5th window to the left."

"How are we going to dye his hair without him knowing that we did it?"

"Magic." Mahhado smirked.

They sneaked up onto the window that Kaiba was next to. Mahhado became transparent and invisible. He then poured the bucket of dye on Kaiba's head and disappeared back outside.

"MAGICIAN!!!!"

"School isn't so bad after all." They laughed

"You can be very good at pulling pranks Priest." Bakura was snickering.

"It was actually Yami-sama's idea. He dyed Seth's hair orange when he was prince."

"The pharaoh? Maybe we should team up and ransack Kaiba Corp."

"Not a bad idea but Kaiba knows that I'm very shy when it comes to talking to people I don't know."

T.B.C

This is a bad place to cut off but oh well

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