Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, 4kids own it in America, Konami owns the anime in Japan, Takahashi Kazuki owns the manga and Shonen Jump and V Jump are the distributors. Don't sue me 'cause I only have 80 and my flute (that is falling apart since I've used it for four years). Also, I think my mom took my money.

And can someone draw a picture of Mahhado in purple slacks and a long sleeved shirt holding his staff? I'm not very good at drawing.

Dark Magician: Since when did I have normal conversations with the tomb robber?

Me: Well…

DM: go on..

Me: You two are my favorite characters so I decided to make you friends! 

DM:…

Me: Since you have nothing to say, on with the fanfic! 

Chapter 12: Hallow-what?

"Hallow-what?" The "young" mage had gone to school with Yami-tachi for about a month and a half and was good friends with the infamous tomb robber. Now he was learning about the holidays.

"Halloween. It's a day when you dress up as something and go to people's houses asking for candy." Yugi had taken the job of educating Mahhado on the basis of the modern world.

"I see but why are you telling me this?"

"Well, you heard what the teacher was saying I class right? About the party the school is having on Halloween night? I was wondering if you wanted to come."

"No." Mahhado answer was blunt. He had no intention of going anywhere that had rabid fan-girls.

"Why?" Ah yes, the question that all parents hate. 'Why?'

"As much as it is my duty to protect you and Yami-sama, I see no reason for me to go. Firstly, I don't exactly like candy. Second, I have learned not to go anywhere fan-girls are. And third, I think you will be very safe with teachers around. Besides, tomb robber doesn't have to go." Mahhado was pretty good at reasoning.

"Yami, help!" Yugi's last resort.

"What?" Yami looked at the horror-struck Magician and smiling Hikari.

Yugi whispered something in Yami's ear and he smirked. The 3,000 year old pharaoh went up to Mahhado.

"As Pharaoh of Egypt, son of the gods, I, Atemu demand you, high priest Mahhado, former wielder of the Sennen Ring, to come to the school party with us." (It took forever to make that sentence up) Yami was smirking as he said this.

Mahhado slumped his shoulders in defeat. Damn Yugi was good. "For you, my pharaoh, I shall go."

"Royalty does have its upsides." Yami laughed as Mahhado chose to glare a hole through the wall.

Just then the phone rang. Yami went to get it. "Hello?"

"Pharaoh, get your high priest on the phone." Bakura sounded pissed

"Sorry tomb robber, I'm afraid that Mahhado won't speak to me or Yugi, right now he's glaring a hole in the wall."

"…"

Suddenly Mahhado left the room to pick up an extension.

"Hi Bakura." The cool impassive voice broke the silence. "You wanted to speak to me?"

"Hell yes! You had better be coming to that party at school, I'm going to bore myself there."

"Since when did you consider me company?"

"Since Ryou had to threaten to throw the ring into the lake."

"Are you implying that you can't swim?" Yami's voice cut through the conversation.

"Damn, you're still listening?"

"The infamous tomb robber can't swim?" Yami was laughing so hard he nearly lost his balance.

"Whatever, so you better go Mahhado." And Bakura hung up.

After that little revelation, Mahhado was dragged to Ryou's house by Bakura who could really fast after he hung up.

-At Ryou's House-

"So what are going to dress up as, Mahhado?" Bakura was annoyed because Ryou wouldn't let him dress as an assassin. (Bakuras definition of dress up is a lot more real than one would think)

"Me."

"Wha-oh."

"…" Mahhado wasn't in the mood to talk.

"High priest or Dark Magician?" Bakura tried again to strike up a conversation.

"Probably Dark Magician. It's easier since I already have the clothes. And because it shows less skin."

"Why were you glaring at the wall?"

"I can't glare at Yami-sama."

"Ok.."

"Why did you drag me here anyway?"

"Ever heard of Kaiba land?" Bakura smirked

"I'd say that Kaiba built it to kill Yugi-sama. Do you know how many times the rides had "technical difficulties" when Yugi-sama and Yami-sama went on the rides? I had to catch them before they hit the ground when they fell off a roller coaster."

"Well then how about a trip there and ransack the place?"

"How about after the party? It's in three days."

"Sure." They exchanged smirks

-At the Party-

Yami was dressed as the pharaoh, Yugi was the Silent Magician level 2, Mahhado was, no surprises, the Dark Magician, Ryou was the Change of Heart, Bakura was a tomb robber, and surprisingly, Kaiba came, dressed as the Vampire Lord.

Mahhado was standing like a statue in the park. hoping not to get noticed but when you're dressed up as one of the most alluring monsters in the duel monster realm, its kind of hard not to.

"Well magician, not a surprise that you came here dressed as the Dark Magician." Mahhado wasn't sure whether to throttle himself or scream.

"The staff is real." (not like that if your thinking rated R)Mahhado was not in a good mood. At least five girls had groped him already.

"You wouldn't want to upset your dear pharaoh do you?" Kaiba liked annoying Mahhado. It was almost as fun as annoying the mutt.

Mahhado gritted his teeth. 'Stay calm stay calm.' "Go duel Yami-sama or something.

TBC

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