Note from RAINE!: I was bored. I wanted to take a break from my other fic, but didn't want to have to do a whole story so I thought I'd just do a stupid little song thing. Plus, it sort pisses me off that they never had an Invader Zim were the characters just broke into song (they do that all the time in Family Guy, why not Invader Zim?) So here is my song. It is sung to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, which is probably the most annoying song ever. This is sort of a Zim and Dib duet. I think it's pretty easy to figure out who sings what parts. And Gir does the pig and the taco parts. And the first and last little parts are talking. Now read it.
Irken Scum
Die Zim!
Die Dib!
GET READY TO MEET YOUR MAKER!
HEY WAIT---
Fire death ray!
NO!!! I THINK I SEE JHONEN!
I am Irken scum, in an Earthling slum
Life in hiding, it's exciting
No one notices my base, or my strange green face
Except for Dib, but America hates him
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth
I am Irken scum, in an Earthling slum
Life in hiding, it's exciting
No one notices my base, or my strange green face
Except for Dib, but America hates him
I will blow up the Earth, I will throw you in dirt
Just because, I am so, very evil
Devise plans, refuse to dance, with my robot that's insane
Who's not smart, but is most, entertaining
I hate Earth, I hate humans
No WAIT! I am so normal!, oooh whoa
I am Irken scum, in an Earthling slum
Life in hiding, it's exciting
No one notices my base, or my strange green face
Except for Dib, but America hates him
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
Screaming here, yelling there, with my long pointy hair
Chasing this alien, cuz he's everywhere
I'm the guy, kids avoid, cuz I'm real paranoid
At the skool, kids think I, am unpopular --sigh--
I fight Zim, and Bigfoot
My jacket looks so cool
I fight Zim, and Bigfoot
My jacket looks so cool
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
I am Irken scum, in an Earthling slum
Life in hiding, it's exciting
No one notices my base, or my strange green face
Except for Dib, but America hates him
I'm an Irken scum, in an Earthling slum
Life in hiding, it's exciting
No one notices my base, or my strange green face
Except for Dib, but America hates him
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, pig pig pig, yeah
Come on Gir, let's destroy Earth, tacooo- , tacooo-
Wait that isn't Jhonen! It's just an extra!
Hey! My death ray sucks!
Well see you later. This was stupid.
END
