A?N: Wow, it's been a long time sing I wrote one of these. This one is all about what I think are the three most common romance types in IZ: ZAGR, ZAMSR (Mary Sue), and of course, ZADR. This goes to the tune of "Phantom of the Opera". I usually try to pick songs everyone knows for these things, whether I like the songs or not, because songfics are a lot more fun if you actually know the song. Anyway, I know not everyone knows Phantom of the Opera. I mostly picked this song because I love it. Sorry if you don't know it. Read and review.

ZAGR

Gaz:
I live inside my game

Caring I lack
Although we never seem
To interact
I'm always paired with you
And so I find
I'm out of character
But no one minds

Zim:
You seem to think that I
Am not too smart
Don't take me seriously
We're miles apart
We have no chemistry
We're only straight
We always seem to be in love
Despite the hate

ZAMSR
Mary Sue:
I came to Skool one day
With a pretty face
I wound up finding

Zim (gagging):
My secret base

Mary Sue:
And then you fell for me
Dib did as well
I have no flaws as far
as you can tell

Chorus of Gir:
It's here
the Zim/Dib love interest
Beware the Zim/Dib love interest

ZADR
Zim:
I often fall for you
My enemy
The fandom's largest

Dib:
Controversy

Both:
Some people seem to think
There's more to us

Dib:
You're the love of my life

I'll never trust

Zim:
Scream my human captive!

Dib:
Let me go
These restraints really hurt a lot

(Dib starts screaming.)

Zim:
Scream my human

(Dib screams louder.)

Zim:
SCREAM FOR ME!

(Dib screams louder.)
SCREAM!
(louder)
SCREAM!
(louder)
SCREAM!

(Dib's voice cracks.)

END