Since English is my second language there might be some mistakes I was not aware of. So don't wonder if something sounds terribly wrong. Anyway, enjoy!

A day in a Balrog's life

Today was the worst day in my life. It all began that I was woken by something being tossed on my head. Exactly the 'something' were three things: first a skull , then the rest of the body and then, to top if off, a bucket with a heavy chain attached to it. And then I wasn't able to find my pills against headache. I can tell you, I had a terrible one.

Some buckets of very strong coffee and 4 glasses of whiskey later I decided to seek my revenge.

But of course that silly Orcs wanted to kill these fools, too. But it wasn't too difficult to scare them away. Just drum a bit on the walls and let a fiery light appear. But my 'victims' were scared, too and ran away towards the exit. Damn.

So I took a short cut but unfortunately I got a bit too fat in the last 3 millennia and I broke away the doorframe and some staircases got damaged, too I suppose. Damn, it will be very hard to find someone to repair it. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to get these dwarves killed by the orcs..

Anyway, I reached those who disturbed me just in nick of time at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. I scared them badly except for one strange old guy clad in grey . Alas, that was a wizard and I wanted to stab him with my big flame- sword but he countered. Then I was about to use my flame whip but just then he brought the part of the bridge I was standing on to collapse. Damn dwarves, can't build anything lasting.

But at least I took this wizard with me when I fell into the abyss because I was able to wrap my whip around his ankle. But when we hit the bottom that ($//(%$@/()%()) wizard made me lead him out of the mines and killed me after that. Oh, how I hate him! Only because of him I'm doomed to be 'only' a ghost for the rest of days. Perhaps I should ask Sauron to borrow me four or five wraiths to hunt him down. Wouldn't be too bad.





THE END

So, that's it! Rewiev please!!!!