How to get rid of unwelcome visitors!

Today another bunch of dwarves came into my home again. Hadn't I recently driven out some of these beardy things?

I don't know because a while ago my clock got somehow damaged and when I tried to repair it, it melted! This is very odd, nothing of my furniture is lasting..except stone. I bet all this stuff comes from some cheap shopping centres (no, wal mart isn't invented yet).

Anyway, because I had a good day I decided to leave them to what they were up to and I moved to the cellars where my beautiful silvery sparking walls were still intact.

One day these annoying intruders began to search for that metal that is so nicely decorating my walls. It's very, very annoying. So I searched for my fire resistant pink fluffy earmuffs. Now I cannot hear the sounds. Very good.

But two weeks later when I took a short beauty sleep, the dwarves discovered the pipe that leads to my living room. (This pipe was my emergency exit and entrance when I was smaller. No, I'm NOT too fat!!!!).

They hacked my metal from the walls. Greedy, stupid, *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* dwarves!!!!

When I wanted to hunt them down I discovered that my front door got somehow too small for me. Interesting, I didn't know before that stone can actually shrink. I tried to solve this problem with my pneumatic drill but the stone was too hard.

Then I contacted Sauron via Palantir and asked him if he could send me some Orcs of his to kill the dwarves. He agreed but under one condition: I had to let the orcs stay at my home. I agreed because it's anyway big enough. I even don't know myself how many rooms I have.

The Orcs arrived one year later and finished these beardy things off.

Now it's quiet again! Yay!

Rewiev!! In the next chapter: How Gandalf defeated the Balrog! And Ch. 5 : Balrog vs. Glorfindel (from the Silmarillion)