Little secrets discovered...

When that grey old guy made the bridge collapse we both fell into that abyss which straight leads to the caves where I keep my bottling jars.

But while I landed in the apple section that guy must have landed in the heads-of-my-former-enemies-section because I couldn't find him when I searched the caves. So I suppose he got out through the ventilation. Coward!

Anyway, I was curious if he had managed to get down of Caradhras. So I went back to my living room and got my GPS from the cupboard. (when you are curious why I actually have a GPS, I stole it from a strange looking human who claimed to be a fanfiction author. Don't ask me what that is..) Anyway, I forced him to explain me the use of this device (so he called it) and after that I let him go because I had a very generous day.

When I discovered that Gandalf was just out of Lorien, I left Moria, clad in my jumpsuit in which I look nice and which keeps me invisible. (A nice addition to this slimming effect.)

When I flew over the Anduin I spotted Gandalf on a horse. But the sight of his outfit threw me into a laughing fit, so that I nearly fell to the ground. Bwahahahaha!!!! Gandalf wore something which appeared to be one of Galadriel's white night dresses!!! I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.

This little vacation is going to be very interesting and funny. It's even better than watching unsuspecting people through the Palantir.

Weeks later that night dress wearing guy reached three members of the fellowship he made up a story how he bravely fought against me and how he killed me.

Liar! But I have to admit that he has a nice imagination.

Anyway I nearly threw of my jumpsuit and wanted to tell him my opinion and a little bit more (which I won't explain further because this story is rated G) but I hold myself back because I'm very interested what they will do next.

I think they are going to Rohan so I have to leave now in order to keep up with them. Perhaps I'll write a postcard...



So, today a little bit Gandalf bashing but since the Balrog deserves a bit more (positive) attention, I hope you won't mind. Rewiev!!!!!!!