The evil guys heard of course of the secret council in Rivendell by
Sarumans' Secret Service. So they decided to hold a council, too, in the
mines of Moria. They chose the Balrog's home (A/N: By the way, Bob the
Balrog is a nice name!) because nobody would notice it. Since the Balrog
was the host he became head of the council too.
The very secret council of the evil guys:
Sauron 'the eye'
the Balrog 'Bob'
Saruman 'Number three'
the Nazgûl 'we can't manage anything'
and in addition to that some Orcs, Uruk-Hai and spiders from Mirkwood
Now back to the Balrog's point of view!
Today was a really important day for me. I recently received a note from my good old friend Sauron that his ring had been found in the hands of an halfling and that it is in Rivendell by now. Moreover they had held a council and they decided that a company of nine should destroy the ring. (I really ask myself if they became insane. Honestly, if I were them I wouldn't go straight into Mordor.) Furthermore Sauron wrote that he found it necessary to hold a council too. In the mines of Moria! I feel so honoured!
But on the other hand I now have to get a large amount of food and drink. And last year I spent nearly my whole money on a nice swimming pool filled with magma.
And when I tried to count my coins which were left, they melted somehow. Darn, it's always happening to me! But luckily the Mordorian party service accepts plain gold too. So the food problem is solved.
Then I turned my attention to another problem. Where should my guests stay? Of course I have plenty of room but I need to find rooms that fit.
Firstly I decided the council should be held in this hall with these huge pillars. I think the dwarves called it Khazad-Dum or something like that.
I decided that Sauron could stay in my swimming pool since his eye is made of flames, too. So I think it will suit him well.
Next to the bathroom I had a very big room in which I use to play squash. This room is suitable for the spiders since there is a lot of moss in there, too.
For the Nazgul, Orcs and Uruk-Hai I found nice rooms near the council area.
But the biggest problem was Saruman. I suppose he wouldn't like my closed, stuffy and hot caves so much. But then I remembered that I had a small tower at the top of Caradhras. I used it sometimes when I was younger and when I could climb the staircase without problems. (Not that I'm too fat but my age...never mind.
I really hope that at least no one of our enemies comes to my cave. Then it's becoming rather loud. Always these drums and noises from the swords and this arrows...this is nothing for me anymore. I just want to live in peace here. without some silly beardy things who try to ravage my precious wall decorations.
So the day of the council arrived. There were no complaints about the rooms or the food. This is very good because when an evil creature has gone mad..then hell breaks loose, literally.
Now to the council:
There was a lot of arguing at first. The orcs, spiders and Uruk-Hai just wanted to go and stamp them into the earth. Stupid idiots. They seem as if they haven't got the tiniest hint of a brain. But we others could convince them that that wouldn't be the best solution. It would be rather merciful. And since we are supposed to be the evil guys we need a better plan. They have to suffer before their end! *evil grin*
So this is what we will do:
Both Sauron and Saruman will bread an army. That shall them keep Gondor, Rohan, Lorien and Rivendell occupied for a while. Moreover Saruman is going to take over the Shire. The spiders will attack these elves of Mirkwood so they will be occupied too.
And I, I will cause the Fellowship some problems if they should dare to go through my home.
Now I have to finish writing because I have to speak about my plans with the Moria Orcs.
Review! And happy New Year!
The very secret council of the evil guys:
Sauron 'the eye'
the Balrog 'Bob'
Saruman 'Number three'
the Nazgûl 'we can't manage anything'
and in addition to that some Orcs, Uruk-Hai and spiders from Mirkwood
Now back to the Balrog's point of view!
Today was a really important day for me. I recently received a note from my good old friend Sauron that his ring had been found in the hands of an halfling and that it is in Rivendell by now. Moreover they had held a council and they decided that a company of nine should destroy the ring. (I really ask myself if they became insane. Honestly, if I were them I wouldn't go straight into Mordor.) Furthermore Sauron wrote that he found it necessary to hold a council too. In the mines of Moria! I feel so honoured!
But on the other hand I now have to get a large amount of food and drink. And last year I spent nearly my whole money on a nice swimming pool filled with magma.
And when I tried to count my coins which were left, they melted somehow. Darn, it's always happening to me! But luckily the Mordorian party service accepts plain gold too. So the food problem is solved.
Then I turned my attention to another problem. Where should my guests stay? Of course I have plenty of room but I need to find rooms that fit.
Firstly I decided the council should be held in this hall with these huge pillars. I think the dwarves called it Khazad-Dum or something like that.
I decided that Sauron could stay in my swimming pool since his eye is made of flames, too. So I think it will suit him well.
Next to the bathroom I had a very big room in which I use to play squash. This room is suitable for the spiders since there is a lot of moss in there, too.
For the Nazgul, Orcs and Uruk-Hai I found nice rooms near the council area.
But the biggest problem was Saruman. I suppose he wouldn't like my closed, stuffy and hot caves so much. But then I remembered that I had a small tower at the top of Caradhras. I used it sometimes when I was younger and when I could climb the staircase without problems. (Not that I'm too fat but my age...never mind.
I really hope that at least no one of our enemies comes to my cave. Then it's becoming rather loud. Always these drums and noises from the swords and this arrows...this is nothing for me anymore. I just want to live in peace here. without some silly beardy things who try to ravage my precious wall decorations.
So the day of the council arrived. There were no complaints about the rooms or the food. This is very good because when an evil creature has gone mad..then hell breaks loose, literally.
Now to the council:
There was a lot of arguing at first. The orcs, spiders and Uruk-Hai just wanted to go and stamp them into the earth. Stupid idiots. They seem as if they haven't got the tiniest hint of a brain. But we others could convince them that that wouldn't be the best solution. It would be rather merciful. And since we are supposed to be the evil guys we need a better plan. They have to suffer before their end! *evil grin*
So this is what we will do:
Both Sauron and Saruman will bread an army. That shall them keep Gondor, Rohan, Lorien and Rivendell occupied for a while. Moreover Saruman is going to take over the Shire. The spiders will attack these elves of Mirkwood so they will be occupied too.
And I, I will cause the Fellowship some problems if they should dare to go through my home.
Now I have to finish writing because I have to speak about my plans with the Moria Orcs.
Review! And happy New Year!
