Sorry that the update took so long but I was busy doing homework.
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The battle on the Pellenor fields
Today I received a letter from NCoM, that's the News Channel of Mordor, and they asked me to comment the upcoming battle on the Pellenor fields. Their commentator had been fired because he said that Sauron looks creepy with his pink - red contact lens. Fool! He should have known that Sauron is very touchy when it comes to that topic.
Anyway I accepted. I mean who gets paid for a vacation? Besides I'm slowly running out of money.
When I arrived at the Pellenor fields I got fireproof equipment. Man, this job was hard. I'm very relived that I'm at home again. Along with my payment I got a DVD. Now I'll go and watch how I look in TV.
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Good afternoon Sauron, Kankra, Orcs, Balrogs, Uruk-Hai, spiders, wargs, trolls. My name is Bob and I'm currently standing in the middle of the Pellenor fields, right at the point where the battle will soon take place.
(A little bit later.)
The battle has just begun. At the moment it isn't interesting. Currently there are no advantages fur us nor for the humans.
(A little more later.)
Ha! That was one good stroke. The king's horse has been slain. And the king's dead too. His horse squashed him. Now it's going to be interesting.
(Even more later.)
The Nazguls arrive! Now these humans won't have a chance! But wait...what's that? The witchking has been slain. *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*. Uum, now it's getting a bit hairy here. Hmmm (addresses camera orc): I think you go on the battlefield and look what's going on there hmmm and I , I er hmmm what am I going to do? Er..I have to go.hmmm you know I have an er appointment with..er...I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!! (Runs away very, very fast.)
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Review please!
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The battle on the Pellenor fields
Today I received a letter from NCoM, that's the News Channel of Mordor, and they asked me to comment the upcoming battle on the Pellenor fields. Their commentator had been fired because he said that Sauron looks creepy with his pink - red contact lens. Fool! He should have known that Sauron is very touchy when it comes to that topic.
Anyway I accepted. I mean who gets paid for a vacation? Besides I'm slowly running out of money.
When I arrived at the Pellenor fields I got fireproof equipment. Man, this job was hard. I'm very relived that I'm at home again. Along with my payment I got a DVD. Now I'll go and watch how I look in TV.
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Good afternoon Sauron, Kankra, Orcs, Balrogs, Uruk-Hai, spiders, wargs, trolls. My name is Bob and I'm currently standing in the middle of the Pellenor fields, right at the point where the battle will soon take place.
(A little bit later.)
The battle has just begun. At the moment it isn't interesting. Currently there are no advantages fur us nor for the humans.
(A little more later.)
Ha! That was one good stroke. The king's horse has been slain. And the king's dead too. His horse squashed him. Now it's going to be interesting.
(Even more later.)
The Nazguls arrive! Now these humans won't have a chance! But wait...what's that? The witchking has been slain. *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*. Uum, now it's getting a bit hairy here. Hmmm (addresses camera orc): I think you go on the battlefield and look what's going on there hmmm and I , I er hmmm what am I going to do? Er..I have to go.hmmm you know I have an er appointment with..er...I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!! (Runs away very, very fast.)
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Review please!
