This is just some kind of random plot bunny attack. (I guess in reality I was just a bit bored.)
Bob the Balrog's travellers guideStep 1: Getting around unseen
You are one of the so called evil guys? Then you'll certainly know the problem of travelling through your enemy's property unnoticed. Especially when you are as big as I am (no! I'm not fat, I just have a stocky built). Hmmm, slightly getting off the topic here. Anyways, pretending to be someone else doesn't help, too. I once pretended to be an old human woman and I got a huge fire-proof arrow up my…. Never mind that….too embarrassing.
And pretending to be some kind of baggage doesn't help either. You'll only be labelled as oversized baggage and that isn't exactly very unobtrusively.
The right thing to do is:
Position yourself between two slices of bread and bribe another person into taking you with him- provisions won't be controlled.
The second step is how to travel save in your own country.
For example, me travelling in Mordor always causes a bit mayhem. I often smash some orcs while walking around. And always Sauron gets cross with me because of that (He always makes me feel as if I'm doing that deliberately.).
And when Sauron gets angry then I become even angrier and then Sauron…..but that's another tale. Anyway, it always ends very nasty.
To save oneself of that trouble is to fly if you don't want to be walking around on tiptoes all the time (Sauron always complains that I ruin his carpet and gardens with my claws while walking on tiptoes.).
I got a nice set of wings implanted a millennia ago. Now getting around is very easy because while flying in the clouds you can't be seen and spying on unsuspecting people from above is always very entertaining I might add.
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Hmmm, has been a long time since I updated. Nearly a year. It was a huge writers block. Happy new Year!
