I could say it all started in that one health class in tenth grade, I was fifteen in the first semester and even now-my mind still skips back to that ever so frantic day.

"Sex is bad! You will get pregnant or you will get STD"s and die or you're damn lucky! But remember sex is bad! Don't do it till you're married." I remember Mr. Emerson saying that.

Everybody was looking at everybody else wondering if this was really the new health teacher.

"Now I'll be splitting you off into groups of two of the same sex and research a STD and present the information you collected."

He yelled out the names and my name was called "Sora Masaki and Riku Utada" He called out while I groaned. I had wanted someone smart and willing to do the whole thing for me.

"Tomorrow we will be going to the library and the project is due in 2 weeks. Do whatever you want for the project"

I was glad we were going to the library meaning I could go into my dark corner and listen to my music, but first I'd have to find my dark corner.

"Please now find your partner and pick your STD you want-to research of course" He nodded and headed towards his small almost claustrophobic office.

I groaned and fell over forward, I didn't want this. I already had to write an essay on religion in school for English, 48 problems in my Algebra 2 book just because my class wouldn't shut up and work. I also had to study for my biology test and explain the legend of the Papou fruit for Myths class, and not to mention and the end of the school day I had PE-leaving me totally and utterly exhausted.

I felt someone poke my nose as I jumped out of my trance as I looked up to bright aqua eyes as well a smirking face that could only belong to the one and only Riku Utada.

"Yo, get up sleepy head; we need to work on the project "He said turning his head to look at the small office window which had our teacher spying on us with binoculars. He was a freaky weird guy-probably has to take Prozac or something I'm sure.

"Uhhhhhhhhh" I leaked out as I refocused my eyes and focused on him and stared at him.

He was…to every girl in my grade-perfect. His silver hair matched perfectly with his eyes unlike my abnormally spiky brown hair with big dorky blue eyes. He worked out so he was muscular but still skinny unlike me who was simply scrawny and with my face I looked like I was thirteen or something.

He smirked at me and grinned that obnoxious grin in my face and smartly replied "You're drooling Masaki, thinking about little old Sora?"

"N-no" I stuttered out. I also forgot to mention is ego is huge. He was in love with himself and thought everybody loved him too-which they probably did.

"Sure looked like you were, but anyway why don't we do Herpes or AIDS-you know something simple and has a lot about it" He grinned again and jumped on top of my desk in a sitting position.

"Uhhhhhhhhh" I nodded and simply inwardly smacked myself for being such an idiot, now he'll think I'm an idiot and ooh-I'm doomed. Plain and simple as the day.

"Are you okay" He asked and poked my forehead making me snap out of my reverie "Man- you're so thinking about me" He said bringing his face closer to mine while my face was gaining heat by the millisecond before I quickly shook my head and blushed brilliantly.

"I think you were- but you know everybody does though this was your first time but oh well I think we'll do Herpes because less people will being Herpes then they will be doing AIDS" He said spinning around on the desk continually kicking me in the arm.

"Okay" I managed to get out just as the freaky teacher walked into the room with several handmade signs saying;

"Sex is bad"

"Don't get STDs"

"Use Safety"

"Do sex and you'll die"

I nearly sank into my seat, blushing as red as a tomato "Oh god…oh my god. He's going to rape somebody this year. I'm sure of it" I muttered insanely.

Riku stared at me and I can't believe what he did. He started laughing hysterically. What? Did I say something that was funny? What I said was not funny as I glared at him, pushing my lips into a pout as he stopped laughing, looked at me, and began laughing again.

"You look so cute," He managed to squeeze out.

I stared at him in total and complete utter shock "Cute, wait! You just called me cute but you're a…boy" I stuttered out while my mom was thinking of the most inhumane things that he might do to me. I thought him to be straight…not whatever he was.

"So…you look like a little kid, when you pull that face you know" he grinned at me and gave me noogie which made me fall over even more but before I knew it, I was falling and grabbing Riku's arm bringing him with me. I really wish I hadn't because the senile teacher came running out screaming "Don't have sex-especially two boys because that's wrong! Get off, get off! Sex is bad!" He yelled and continued to attack Riku with his stack of papers.

I think I might have fainted because everything went black and I couldn't remember anything after that but that I woke up in the school's sick room with my mom signing me out but...school was over since I obviously was passed out over seventh period-which was swimming and the problem was that I had it with Riku as well.

"I guess I should be grateful but you know I'm scared to go back to health because of A) the senile teacher and B) Riku Utada. I get the shivers thinking about it and about Mr. Emerson one day attacking me.

"Mom…is that you" I asked groggily, my head still hurt as well as having no clue what was going on or anything at all.

"Yes dear" She said as she helped me up and grabbed my backpack and helped me out but then-the most annoying person alive walked right up to us. Kairi Ichiha, the mayor's daughter. She wasn't special, didn't do anything other than stalk me, bug my mom, and pester the teachers because she always wanted to be with me. The bad thing was-my mom adored her, thought she was darling.

"Hi Ms. Masaki, how are you? Are checking out Sora? What happened?" She pestered us while my mother responded with a smile.

"I'm fine, and Sora is checking out because he fainted in health. Though I have to thank Mr. Riku for carrying him down to the office."

Riku…uh…I think I'm going to faint again.

"Mom…who carried me?" I asked weakly.

"Ah yes, his name was Riku Utada" She replied as my knees went weak. I shook my body because the thought of him carrying my lifeless body…scared me, well actually terrified me.

"Honey-are you alright?" I heard my mom ask faintly just as Riku walked by and smirked at me. I closed my eyes and tried to step forward but because I'm dumb and a klutz, I tripped and fell right on my face.

"Ow…mommy?" My mom laughed as she and Riku came to help me up.

"Quite the accidental one today, aren't you" Riku asked while he wrapped my arm around his neck "Need help getting home, because we need to work on our health project you know" I could just see the gears turning in his head and I'll tell you-be afraid-be very afraid.

My mom smiled kindly while I'm thinking the two have teamed up and are forming a conspiracy against me to make my life very…weird, odd, abnormal, I'm not sure but I know I didn't like it, not one bit.

"Well you're welcome to come home with us, Riku to work on the project" She giggled and smiled while I glared but as usual-she ignored me.

Riku nodded and adjusted his backpack on his shoulder and just smirked at me and that made me even more terrified. I had a new objective in life or maybe two

Avoid Riku Utada as much as possible

Make it out of health alive, and if not at least die with my sanity intact.

Authors Note:

Ehehehe My first try at a comedy romance for a yaoi relationship. Kind of…slow because I'm having people at my school read this, and also I'm turning in this first chapter for a writer's workshop for English. I don't care how many reviews I get, just as long as you tell me how my story is.

I usually write horror/vampire fics so this is all new to me. In case you haven't noticed this is an AU so yeah…

This story I thought about…this when I was watching MEAN Girls and Coach Carr and ooh! Inspiration!

All characters belong to Square soft and Disney Incorporated.

Also SONY MUST DIE –cries- no KH2 for a while!