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Fma chapter 2-Riza's property.

It was a nice day outside and Colonel Roy Mustang and First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye were on their way to H.Q. in central. The two have been a couple for two months and have been going out. They always say things like I love love you too, can't live without you, and all the other mushy thing couples say to each other.

They reached the office where the others were, giggling and kissing.

"Wow, can you believe they've been going out for months?" Fuery said. "Well I always expected them to hook up sooner or later." Hughes said. "Maybe they'll get married soon." Farman said. "Yeah, yeah, who gives." Havoc said annoyed. "Poor guy, he's the only hopeless guy at getting a girl." Breda wishpered as they all huddled together. "I heard that!" Havoc said irritated.

"Hey Riza, has anyone told you you've got they eyes of sparkling, priceless dimonds, and the looks of a goddess?" Roy said acting swave. "Oh Roy, stop you're making me blush." Riza said closing her eyes. Whey she opened them the next thing she saw was Roy flirting with another girl who just walked in.

"Oh hell no!" Riza said. "Big mistake." The others said. Normally any other girl would just dump his ass right there, but Riza had a better idea. She took out two guns and fired all the bullets she had in them at Roy and the other girl. When the smoke cleared, it showed Roy trembling with his hands in the air and all the bullet marks on the wall right next to him(that's right just like she did with black hayate), and the other girl escaped.

"You see you're my boyfriend which means that (pointing to Roy's…. well you know.) along with the rest of you is my property and belongs to me. Got it?" Riza said. "Ye.ye.. yes ma'm ." Roy said trembling. "Good, we'll discuss this when we get home." Riza said. Roy gulped as he followed her.

"Poor Roy, he's Riza's bitch." Fuery said. "Well I hate to see what she does to him if he tries to break up with her." Farman said. Then all of a sudden Havoc broke down crying and said, "Well at least he has a girl to make a bitch out of him." "pathetic.", the others said. The End

Well hoped you liked it. Please read and review.

P.S. Riza was pointing to Roy's privet part in case you didn't know what I ment.