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Chapter 13 Home Videos



The two half saiyans teens sighed as they sat on a couch... as always... bored. They could have sworn that they would die of boredom one of these days... it was a shame that today wasn't that day.

It had been just yesterday that the roach had been taken by Cell, and that same day they had watched news reports of the two terrorizing the town. It was a bit sad to see that they had thrown Mr. Satan out to 'destroy' Cell although no one would want to accept that the 'fearless' warrior was scared shitless. Some of the saiyans had a good laugh at some of the 'hero's' attempts to 'save the town'. They had decided they would step in a few days to see if Mr. Satan could back up his bragging.

Both boys had looked around the room... Bulma was looking threw some CD's, the king and saiyan warrior, who had recently reached the legendary, were playing a game of chess. Every time the king would 'capture' or 'kill' one of Bardock's game pieces he would jump out of his seat, jump around, and do a little dance. (Ever seen how a football player makes a touch down and dances? That's what it kind of looks like...) Raditz and Goku were playing a game of Jinga... which was sort of amusing since every time Goku had his turn he would say... "Jiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," as in the commercials thinking it would help him to stay in the game. Raditz just raised an eyebrow and inwardly sighed at his brother's stupidity. And then there was Vegeta... who was sitting in the corner holding his daughter. He spoke something to her in his language and she looked up at him with her bright blue eyes; at times she would even reply back! Some of the saiyans couldn't help but snicker once in a while when she would say something like... " Saiyan princess... KILL prince of Vegetasei!" Vegeta would glare at his daughter as she clapped her hands and smiled. Oh the things that she was learning...

"I'm bored," stated Goten.

"Hi Bored..." replied Trunks, "I'm going crazy..."

Goten looked at Trunks, "Hi I'm Going Crazy."

"GOING CRAZY!" exclaimed Bra from across the room. The boys had a sweat drop fall from the back of her head.

"You could say that again..." muttered the prince as he continued to 'try', Key word TRY, to teach his daughter some of his native language.

"FOUND THEM!" Bulma exclaimed as she held up a few disks into the air. Everyone turned from what they were doing to look at her. She started to giggle insanely like her mother would at times. This caused Vegeta and his son to slightly shudder... some of the other saiyans did the same...

"Found what Bulma?" asked Goku as he turned from the game he was playing. Bulma smiled, "I found the recordings of when you, me, Oolong, Puar, and Yamcha had gone off on our first mission to find the dragon balls! Oh! I bet this footage is priceless!" she exclaimed smiling.

"First dragon ball hunt?" asked Trunks as he raised an eyebrow, "You had never told me about that..."

Bulma blinked and then looked at her tape, "Well... I guess you will be able to see what had happened some of the time." She put in the CD and turned the TV on. Trunks and Goten jumped to the floor and sat Indian style on the ground; the adults took the empty spaces of the sofa abandoning what they had started before curious about what they would see.

"I do apologize ahead if the video seems a bit out dated... This was filmed about 30 years ago," she added before sitting beside Vegeta.

The video became fuzzy for a few moments before a pint size Goku came into view. His head was taking up the screen and it looked as if he was looking for something.

"GOKU! Don't you dare touch the lens!!!!" a young female voice screeched causing Goku to step back and cover his ears. He gave a curious look to some one who was filming and pointed to the screen.

"You mean..." Goku touched the lens with his mud-covered palms, which covered up the TV screen. "This?" he asked. There was a loud shriek before the mud was wiped off. Bulma, at the age of about 13 came into view. She blinked a few times in the screen before she spoke into it.

"It's June 22... And I am about to go insane..." A shadow came over Bulma and she looked up. She froze. Her face became as white as a sheet. "Crap."

The camera faced back to Goku who was looking up at a huge dinosaur and poking it in the eye. "I think it's mad," stated the young boy. The screen started to shake slightly before the young voice of Bulma screamed. She then began to run dropping the camera to the side and it showed the battle that Goku had with the dino at a tilted angle. The screen went black after a few minutes.

Trunks looked to his mother as she shook her head slightly embarrassed.

"I remember that!" exclaimed Goku as he smiled cheesy. They all looked at him as he placed a hand behind his head. "It seemed that Bulma found a dragon ball before almost falling over a ledge when I found her after I had eaten the dinosaur for lunch." He gave a nervous laugh causing of a few of the people in the room to form a sweat drop on the back of his head. The TV screen came back to view. This time it showed Goku placing a finger over his lips and shushing the person who was filming. A voice that sounded very close to Oolong, who grunted before they continued in the jungle.

They then came to where they heard two people talking and the camera was set in the leaves to take the footage so it wouldn't be seen. And in the clearing it showed Bulma as she looked up at Yamcha dreamily. The boy seemed too frightened to speak as he tried to get away from the young female teen.

"Why won't you ask me to be your girlfriend?" she asked placing her hands behind her back.

There was a choke in the living room as they all watched. Vegeta glared at Bulma as she gave a nervous smile to her husband and slightly inched away from him.

Back on the screen, the young Yamcha gave a nervous chuckled before placing a hand back behind his head.

"Well you... see... I... well..."

"Yes?" the teen aged Bulma asked as she smiled brightly to him. It was then that the young Yamcha took this time to get away when Bulma had closed her eyes hoping for a kiss. The snicker of Oolong could be heard with a confused Goku who had appeared in the screen, his tail curling slightly. He tilted his head as he watched Bulma open one eye then the other. She then started to yell out threats to Yamcha who had hidden to some unknown place.

The saiyans had nothing to say about that. They all looked to their prince, who was glaring daggers at his wife, and Bulma who was as red as a stop sign. She the glared at Goku, who had gave a nervous chuckle.

"It's WAS Oolongs Idea," Bulma got up from her seat and turned off the TV. She slowly turned to face the naïve saiyan who slightly gulped.

"Is there anything else that could bring me to this type of torture?" she asked very, VERY sweetly. It was sickening to the saiyans' ears.

"Well..." started Goku who placed a hand behind his head, "I do remember him taking the video camera a few times... but I'm not sure why." Goku then placed his hand on his chin, "And then when he would come back, he would have drool coming from the side of his mouth..." The saiyan looked up to Bulma, whose eye was twitching. She gave a sly smile before replying, "I'll be home in a while. How does pork chops sound?"



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