It wasn't my point to write a new chapter for this weird story, but suddenly I got stupid ideas of what could happen after the Juppongatana music mix show. So here it is…let the horror continues! :p
After the Juppongatana music mix show, Shishio was totally stressed out. Every night, he woke up, screaming like a little girl, because he had nightmares of it. The singing, Houji's dancing…It was al inside his head and he couldn't get it out of it. So, Yumi decided it was best for Shishio to go to a psychiatrist. But there was only one problem…
Yumi: "How do you mean you don't want to go? It's best for you!"
Shishio: (putting his hands on his hips) "Bah, nonsense! Going to a psychiatrist is for weaklings!"
Yumi: "But Shishio-sama! You're all stressed out because of the Juppongatana music…"
Shishio: (putting his hands for his ears) "Blablabla! I can't hear you Yumi!"
Shishio walked out of the room, still with his hands on his ears and saying "Blablabla". Yumi growled. Suddenly she clapped her hands and ran after Shishio.
Yumi: (stopping next to Shishio) "Shishio-sama! You are right!"
Shishio: (looking surprised) "I am?"
Yumi: "Yes, a psychiatrist is for weaklings! And because you were right, I think you deserve a visit to Disneyland!"
(AN: I know, there wasn't a Disneyland in those days, but hey! It's my story :p)
Shishio: (smiling and clapping his hands) "Really Yumi!"
Yumi: "Yes Shishio-sama!"
Shishio: "Ooeeh! I'll get my Mickey Mouse hat!"
Shishio hopped happily to his room to get his Mickey Mouse hat.
Yumi: (sweat drop)
A few minutes later, Yumi and Shishio were on their way to Disneyland. Or, so thought Shishio, because when they stopped they were at…
Shishio: "Wait a minute…this isn't Disneyland! This is…"
Suddenly an old woman ran out of the building with a role chair.
Old woman: (smiling and talking really fast) "Welcome to the psychiatry of Kyoto! You are Makoto Shishio aren't you? Good! Take a seat!"
She pushed Shishio into the role chair and quickly ran towards the building again.
Shishio: (trying not to fall out the role chair) "Aaah! Yumi! Save me!"
Yumi: (waving) "I'll come back in a couple of hours! Have fun Shishio-sama!"
And before Shishio could yell anything more, the doors closed behind him with a click.
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Back at the mountain Hieï, Henya was walking trough the hall when suddenly he heard something.
Henya: (raising an eyebrow) "What is that sound?"
He tried to follow the sound. It got louder and louder. Henya putted his hands before his ears.
Henya: "Aargh! It's awful!"
But still, Henya continued to find the source of the sound. And finally he found it. It was coming out of Houji's room. He opened the door and almost fainted from shock. There was Houji, he was wearing a red pants and a tight blue t-shirt. He was singing, using a pair of ugly yellow socks as a microphone, and dancing. If Henya wasn't wearing that mask, you could see that his mouth was dropped open. Suddenly, Houji saw Henya standing in the doorway, and he quickly turned of the music.
Houji: (quickly throwing the pair of ugly yellow socks away) "Henya! What a surprise!"
Henya: (pointing at Houji) "What…are you doing…?"
Houji: (placing his hand on his chest) "Me? Oh! I'm just practicing my lovely voice!"
Henya: (sweat drop)
Houji: "Close the door Henya. I have something to tell you."
So Henya closed the door and turned back to Houji.
Houji: "Henya, I'll tell you a little secret."
Henya: (sounding sarcastic) "Great…"
Houji: "After the Juppongatana music mix show, I realised something. I don't want to be someone of the Juppongatana…I want to be…A music star!"
Henya: (explodes like when Kenshin and Misao found out about Saito having a woman)
Henya: "Y-y-you WHAT?"
Houji: (smiling proudly) "Yes! I want to be a music star! I first started with changing my outfit, and now I'm practicing my dance moves!"
Henya: (sweat drop) "O my god…Can I leave now?"
Houji: (still smiling) "Ah! No you can't!"
Henya: (looking a little bit scared) "Whyyy…?"
Houji: "You know my secret now! I can't let you go! Now you have to help to get me famous!"
Henya: "NOOOOOOOO!"
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Anji and Iwanbo were in the kitchen, eating. After the Juppongatana music mix show, Anji and Iwanbo became good friends. They both shared the same passion…food. Anji almost had the same weight like Iwanbo and they were eating at a great speed.
Anji: (food is jumping out of his mouth while talking) "More food!"
Iwanbo: "Ehee! More!"
A few cooks were trying to cook at the same speed like Iwanbo and Anji were eating. But that was impossible. The cooks ran to the table and putted the food on it.
Cooks: "Here…you…go…!"
Anji: "No talking! More food!"
Iwanbo: "Ehee! More!"
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Yumi was enjoying the silence and was reading a book on the couch. She was happy because for one day, there wasn't a Shishio complaining about the Battousai. Shishio could ask stupid questions like: "Why is the Battousai wearing a pink shirt?" "What kind of shampoo would the Battousai use to keep his hair that shiny?" and "Can I have a pink shirt too?"
Anyway, Yumi was really addicted to the book.
Yumi: (holding one hand before her mouth) "No! Don't leave her Ronald! It's a trap!"
At the other side of the door, Kamatari was walking by. Suddenly he heard Yumi. He pushed his ear against the door and listened.
Yumi: "No! Don't do it Ronald! They are going to kill you!"
Kamatari: (getting away from the door) "What the hell?"
He opened the door to find Yumi on the couch with a book. Yumi first looked surprised at Kamatari, but then she looked annoyed.
Yumi: "Kamatari…what are you doing here?"
Kamatari: "Who is Ronald?"
Yumi: (becoming a little bit red) "A character of this book."
Kamatari: "I see…Do you have problems with reading books silently?"
Yumi: (getting angry Kaoru eyes and throwing the book at Kamatari's head) "I do not! I just…share the emotions with the characters!...But why am I telling this to YOU! Go away…and give me my book back!"
That was chapter two then! I'm going to write a chapter three. But what will happen…?
Will Henya survive Houji's dream? Will Shishio ever get out of the psychiatry? Will Anji and Iwanbo stop eating? Will Yumi read hear book normally? And what about Sojiro, Usui, Chou, Saizuchi and Fuji? Read in chapter three!
