Here I am…again… :p But, like always, I'm going to look at the reviews first.

Burnt Up Old Sausage: Thanks :p And in which story of yours is your Saizuchi sing thing? Can't remember it :p I hate Houji too…I only liked him a little bit when he threw his gun away and told Yumi about his trust in Shishio. He was a little bit funny too when he was hysterical at the end… :p And I just love the part where Shishio burns Houji's head :D

"Oro" Object: Of course Shishio is OOC! It's a humour fic! :p Shishio isn't a funny guy when he is like he would normally be. Or maybe sometimes :D Shirt or Gi, who cares, it's both pink anyway :p Ya, maybe I'll add Kenshin in the story, I'll think about it.

Genki Ninjagirl: You want a role in my fic, well, I'll make sure you have one :p I'm happy to hear that you think its funny.

Random Person: Ya, I like the Juppongatana a lot! And…I'll be careful :p

But here is chapter three!


Sojiro was sitting in his room when suddenly…

Postman: (coming out of nowhere) "Letters for a certain Seta Sojiro! Is Seta Sojiro here?"

Sojiro: (smiling) "I'm Seta Sojiro!"

Postman: (getting three big sacks with letters in) "These are all for you! Have fun kiddo…"

The postman left Sojiro's room and Sojiro opened one of the sacks. He got a letter out of it and started to read.

Sojiro: (holding a letter and reading it) "Dear Sojiro, I love you so much! You are really cute and hot! And I love you…With much love and kisses Genki Ninjagirl…"
(AN: Told you I would give you a role :p)

Sojiro looked surprised to the letter.

Sojiro: (smiling) "Looks like I've got some fan girls after the Juppongatana music mix show…"

Sojiro got another letter out of the sack and opened it.

Sojiro: "I love you…Do you want to marry me…? … Uhm…"

He got another letter.

Sojiro: "I want to fu… O my god…It can't get worse then this!"

He opened another letter. It was a little bit heavier. Sojiro held it upside down and a bra fell on his lap.

Sojiro: "Waaaaaah!"

Sojiro quickly threw the bra out of the window.

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Outside, Usui was taking a walk when suddenly, something fell on his head.

Usui: (taking the thing of his head) "What is this?"

He held it in his hands trying to guess what is was.

Usui: "It's soft, it's a little bit round…yes it must be a hat!"

Usui putted the thing on his head and walked further, happy, because he had a new hat. Suddenly he heard footsteps. Someone was going to pass him. He smiled his creepy smile and walked further. It was Chou.

Chou: (sounding annoyed) "Hello Usui…"

Usui: "Hello Chou, my friend! What do you think of my hat?"

Chou looked at the thing on Usui's head and his mouth dropped open.

Chou: "Usui! That isn't a hat!"

Usui: "What? Yes it is! If it isn't a hat, what is it then?"

Chou: "It's a bra!"

Usui: "A bra!"

Chou: "Yes! Why are you wearing a bra on your head Usui?"

Usui: "It fell out of the sky!"

Chou: (sweat drop) "It fell out of the sky…? Usui? Are you feeling okay?"

Usui: "Yes! And don't blame me! I can't help it that it fell on my head!"

Chou: "But why do you think it is a hat!"

Usui: "It felt like one…!"

Chou: "What the hell?...Just get it of your head!"

Usui: "Wait a second…" (pointing at Chou) "You're just jealous because if have a nice hat and you haven't!"

Chou: (sweat drop) "It isn't a hat Usui…it's a bra!"

Usui: (laughing) "Hahaha! I don't believe you Chou! You're just trying to get my hat! But it won't work! You won't get it!"

Usui ran away, almost hitting a tree, and leaving a confused Chou behind.

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Saizuchi: "Now, what do you think of this blue outfit?"

He held the blue outfit before Fuji's nose. Saizuchi had found a new purpose in life. He wanted to find a girl for Fuji.

Fuji: (nodding) "All right…"

Saizuchi: (smiling) "Okay then, I'll make sure I'll get it in your size!"

Fuji: (sighing) "Sure…"

Saizuchi: (pointing at Fuji's hair) "And we'll have to get you a new haircut too you know!"

Fuji: (growling annoyed)

Saizuchi: "Don't worry Fuji! I'll do it for you!"

Fuji: (silent and looking scared at Saizuchi)

Suddenly, Kamatari walks in the place.

Kamatari: "Did somebody say haircut?"

Fuji: (looking more scared)

Kamatari: (smiling) "I can take care of that!"

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At the psychiatry, Shishio was laying on a chair. The psychiatrist had to give Shishio some calming pills first before he was silent.

Psychiatrist: (taking some paper and a pen) "Now tell me mister Makoto. What bothers you?"

Shishio: "What bothers me? I'll tell you! I have a country to conquer and I'm sitting here, in some psychiatry!"

Psychiatrist: (muttering and writing everything down) "A country to conquer?...Living in a dream world…(speaking normal again) "Anything else mister Makoto?"

Shishio: "Yes! My Juppongatana are making me crazy!"

Psychiatrist: "Your…Juppongatana sir?"

Shishio: "Yes! You don't know how they are like! (grabs the arm of the psychiatrist ) They are all idiots! All idiots I tell you!"

Psychiatrist: (trying to push Shishio away) "Security!"

Two large men run in the room and drag Shishio away.

Psychiatrist: "Give him a room! Its worse then I thought!"

Shishio: (trying to get away from the two men's grip) "Idiots! All idiots! All idiots I tell yoouu!"

Psychiatrist: "I have to send a letter to Miss Komagata!"


The end of chapter three!

Sora Miyara: (scratching her head) "Poor, poor Shishio-sama!"

Shishio: "How do you mean? It's thanks to you that I'm in a psychiatry now!"

Sora Miyara: "Ow ya, that's true! You know, I've just bought volume 13 of the DVD's a few hours ago. I was crying when Yumi died… (I really was you know :p)"

Shishio: (crossing his arms and closing his eyes) "Hmpf! Weakling!"

Sora Miyara: (sweat drop) "I prefer the word emotional, thank you very much!"

Shishio: (muttering) "Ya sure whatever…"

Sora Miyara: "Well anyway! What will happen next? Will Fuji ever find the love of his live? Will Usui stop the bra-madness? Will Kamatari give Fuji a new haircut? And will Shishio ever get out of the psychiatry?..."

Shishio: "How do you mean, will Shishio ever get out of the psychiatry? Of course I will! I'm Shishio! The strongest man of Japan. What only Japan? Of the whole world! I…"

Sora Miyara: "Security!"

The two same large men grab Shishio again and take him away.

Shishio: "No not again! Damn you Sora! Damn you!"

Sora Miyara: (grins evil) "Till the next chapter!"