Yeej! Here I am again! And you too! What a surprise :p Well ya, let's look at the reviews!

Burnt Up Old Sausage: I'm happy that you like it :p And Houji is ALWAYS ambitious (that's why I hate him so :D). Anji and Iwanbo in a restaurant, good idea, I'll get it into my story And I think that Shishio with a Mickey Mouse hat would look…uhm…freaky? :p And Usui's 'hat' would look…very weird, come to think about it :D Sojiro's fan girls…such fan girls DO exist o.0 But then with famous people and not with Sojiro (who would be so crazy to send a bra to an anime character? :p). Characters of the Juppongatana I don't like are Saizuchi (hysterical-yellow-teeth-dwarf o.0), Houji (read above), Iwanbo (he's fat and stupid!) and Fuji (he is a little bit too weird I think :p). Ya, I would like it when you send that power point thingy, thanks ,my e-mail stands in my profile. Lol, Kamatari slashing of Yumi hair is indeed evil :D And of course I'll continue, I mean, I don't want you to do something evil to me :p

And now here is the horrible chapteeeeeer…foooouuuuurrr!


Houji: "C'mon Henya! Can't you go any faster then that?"

Henya was carrying a little stage on his back and was walking right behind Houji. The only thing that Houji was carrying was something that looked like a microphone but wasn't a microphone at all. If Henya looked closer to it, it looked like a carrot that was painted black. They were walking trough the streets of Kyoto, Houji wanted to become famous here first, before he got famous in whole Japan and eventually the whole world.

Henya: (thinking) "Like that is ever going to happen…"

Houji: (stopping) "Okay Henya, put the mini-stage here."

Henya putted the stage down with a loud bang and was laying on the ground now, gasping for air.

Houji: (standing on the mini-stage) "Now c'mon Henya! There's no time to rest!"

Henya growled and in his head, he was thinking about several ways to kill Houji painfully. Like, trying to slash his head of with an umbrella. Or, stabbing him to death with a fork, or no better, with a spoon!
Some people came to look at the stage curious. Houji smiled.

Houji: "You see Henya! They love me already!"

Henya: (still thinking about ways to kill Houji) "Ya…sure!"

Houji: (taking the carrot-microphone to his mouth) "Hello people of Kyoto! Here is some singing from me…to you! Okay Henya turn on the music!"

So Henya did and music started to play. And Houji started to dance and sing.

Houji:

You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Oohoho...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night!

Everyone screamed and ran away inside their houses.

Houji: (waving his arms in the air) "No wait, come back!"

Henya: (silently laughing)

Houji: (clapping his hands) "Wait I get it! They love me and they ran away to tell everyone how good I am!"

Henya: (explodes) "You must be kidding me!"

Houji: (jumping of the mini-stage) "C'mon Henya, we'll come back tomorrow."

With a growl, Henya carried the stage on his back again and followed Houji.

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Iwanbo and Anji were on their way to a restaurant. All the food in the Hieï kitchen was gone, and the cooks had to get new food. They both had much trouble going trough the door without hitting a wall or something else. After ten minutes they were finally trough the door. Anji and Iwanbo sat down on the ground, causing some tables to jump a little bit in the air. A waitress came at their table.

Waitress: "Good afternoon gentlemen! Can I take your order?"

Anji: "Yes, we want everything that's on the map, for two people."

Iwanbo: "Ehee! Everything! Ehee! Two!"

Waitress: "E-e-everything!"

Anji: "Yes, everything, for two people, thank you."

The waitress walked away, taking looks at Anji and Iwanbo. A few hours later, Anji and Iwanbo were starting with their dessert. Some people were looking curious at their table. The table was full with empty plates and glasses, and the table next to it was too. Iwanbo accidentally ate his spoon too and Anji had to laugh with it so loud, that the whole table was covered with ice-cream. The waitress carefully brought the bill to the table.

Waitress: (a little bit scared) "Here is the bill gentlemen…"

Iwanbo almost ate the bill too, but Anji was fast enough to pull the bill away. He looked at it and he swallowed. It was a very large bill.

Anji: (thinking) "Oh-o…we can't pay this…time for plan B!"

Anji looked at Iwanbo and nodded, Iwanbo, strangely enough, nodded back, and they both jumped up and ran to the door.

Anji: (thinking) "O no! It would take too long to go trough the door! There is only one solution!"

Anji: (body slamming at the door) "Futae no kiwami!"

The door and the wall around it, flew away in tiny little pieces. Iwanbo and Anji both bounced, yes bounced, out the restaurant.

Waitress: (running out the smashed door) "No! Come back here! You must pay your bill!"

But Iwanbo and Anji kept bouncing trough the streets back at the mountain Hieï.

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In the meantime, Yumi received the letter from the psychiatrist and she hurried herself to the psychiatry. The psychiatrist was waiting at the door.

Psychiatrist: "Miss Komagata?"

Yumi: "Yes?"

Psychiatrist: "Mister Makoto has more problems then we thought."

Yumi: (holding a hand before her mouth) "O my!"

Psychiatrist: "Please come in."

The psychiatrist leaded Yumi to the room where Shishio was. He was sitting on a chair in the middle of the room, and he jumped up when he saw Yumi's face appearing at the little window in the door.

Shishio: (hitting his fists against the door) "Yumi! Get me out of here!"

Yumi: "I will Shishio-sama!"

Psychiatrist: "He was saying things about conquering a country and something about 'his Juppongatana'."

Yumi: (looking surprised) "But that's true. Let him out of there immediately!"

Psychiatrist: "But…but Miss Komagata! We can't do that, it's against the rule..."

Yumi: (having angry Kaoru eyes) "NOW!"

The psychiatrist nodded hastily and opened the door. When the door went open, Shishio ran out and grabbed Yumi's arm.

Shishio: (still holding Yumi's arm) "Run Yumi! We must get out of here!"

They both ran out the psychiatry, leaving a surprised psychiatrist behind.

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Kamatari: (looking proud) "So! That should do it!"

He lay down the scissors and tried to hold a large mirror in front of Fuji's face. Fuji looked at his reflection. He had hair like Usui, but with a ponytail at the back.

Fuji: (looking afraid) "O my god! What did you do?"

Kamatari: (smiling) "I gave you a new and better haircut!"

Saizuchi: "It's beautiful Fuji! The girls will come to you in no time!"

Somehow, Fuji doubted that. Where were they going to find someone of the same size like him?

Kamatari: "Maybe…maybe we must get his hair another colour!"

Saizuchi: "Good idea! I'll get some hair paint!"

At this moment, Fuji wanted to be somewhere else. Somewhere faaar away…


Well that was the end of chapter four! It's short, I know, and I'm sorry :p In the next chapter... What will Houji do more for stupid things? Will Henya indeed slash Houji's head of with an umbrella? Will Anji and Iwanbo eat more when they come back? Will Fuji ever find a girl? And will Shishio ever be his normal-bad-mummy-self again? (talking the same way like in dragon ball Z) Find out in the next chapter of the Juppongatana music mix show!