Sora Miyara: "Chapter five of this horrifying fic is about to come! HmhmhmhahaHAHA!"
Shishio: "Stop laughing like me!"
Sora Miyara: "Sorry I can't help it…it's a really funny laugh I must say! I almost laughed my head of when you were laughing on your battleship like that!" :p
Shishio: "What! It was supposed to scare people! Not to make them laugh!"
Sora Miyara: "Didn't work on me Shish! I can call you Shish right?"
Shishio: "NO!"
Sora Miyara: "Hah to bad! Cause I'm going to do it anyway! Now, be quiet, the people want to read the next chapter!"
Shishio: (grumbles)
Sora Miyara: "Okay then! Sorry people, but I have to look at my reviews first, it's my duty as a writer!" :p
"Oro" 0bject: I'm sorry but uhm…I really have no idea what you mean! According to my dictionary (yes, I searched it :p), there is no such thing like 'whel' :p
Anonymous Freak: The girl is my creation :p Read my answer to Burnt Up Old Sausage's review above at chapter four. Read the third line -.-
Genki Ninjagirl: O my god! You read it with your cousins? Hhmm… Interesting! :D You're so ungrateful, no just kidding Then tell me, what do you want to do then? I can't really give you a role, because I don't really know you :p
Tenken's amour: Okay then :p
Burnt Up Old Sausage: A spork…? :D Sounds kind of weird, but to stab Houji with it till he twitches violently sounds like music in my ears (inside the authors ear "Lalalalala stab Houji with a spork lalalalala!"):p Yes, Yumi was indeed! I really cried when she died ;-; And I hated Kenshin even more because he believed that Shishio betrayed her! It really was a very beautiful scene! About how Fuji looks like…believe me, you don't want to know :D Ya, about the chapters, I like to write them, so they come quick. The powerpoints sound really good! Can you send them all, if you don't mind of course! :p The DVDs I have are Japanese, the subtitles are Dutch. I don't think they exist in Dutch…hopefully (shivers) :D Ya, it was mean of Chou to try to kill the little kid, but hey, you cant blame him, he's a bad guy :p And that's why I like him, I always liked bad guys more cause they were cooler! I mean…just look at Kenshin, the main good guy, he's a dwarf, he wears a pink gi, he always get hit by everyone, he almost dies in every fight…! But then when you look at Shishio, he is a big man with a lot of power, his theory rocks (I love it when he explains the Hell thing to Houji :p), all the other cool people (Yumi, Sojiro, Kamatari…) work for him, he survived the shooting and the burning (stupid Meji), he hates the Meji (of course, who doesn't? It almost destroyed everyone's live!), he's insane! (Waah! I love insane bad guys! :D) and I could go on for a few more seconds, but I think the people want to read the chapter now :p
So here it is! Have fun!
Yumi and Shishio were entering the secret hideout in mountain Hieï. They walked trough the hall, talking.
Yumi: "Now, uhm how was your day at the psychiatry?"
Shishio: "How do you think? They locked me up! (sarcastic)What a day full of fun!"
Yumi: (puppy eyes) "I only tried to help you Shishio-sama…"
Shishio: (looking at Yumi) "Don't try your puppy eyes on me! Now, just forget the whole psychiatry thing."
Yumi: (silently) "But, did it work Shishio-sama?"
Shishio: "What do you mean?"
Yumi: "Are you still stressed out?"
Shishio: (waving with his hand in the air) "Of course not, I only over reacted! There's absolutely nothing here to be stressed out about!"
Like he had planned it, Usui walked in the place, still with the bra on his head. Usui stood still and sniffed in the air.
Usui: "According to the burned smell, Shishio must be close!"
Shishio: "I heard that you stupid blind m…!..."
Shishio saw the bra on Usui's head.
Shishio: (steam (he can't sweat drop, so now he 'steams' :p))
Yumi: "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT USUI!"
Usui: "What? O you mean my hat? Yes, it's a nice hat isn't it?"
Yumi: "IT ISN'T A HAT! IT'S A BRA!"
Usui: "Why does everyone tell me that I have a bra on my head! It's a hat!"
Yumi: "NO! It's a bra! And I seriously hope it isn't one of mine!"
Usui: "I would never do such thing!... (sounding offend) How can you accuse me, a blind man, for such things?"
Yumi and Usui went on arguing, and Shishio watched.
Shishio: "Now, c'mon Shishio, it doesn't mean that only one blind guy is idiot in here, that all the people in here have to be…!"
Chou came walking in the place now too. He looked at Usui.
Chou: "You still have that bra on your head!"
Usui: "STOP INSULTING MY HAT!"
Yumi Chou: "It isn't a hat!"
Usui: "Yes it is!"
Yumi Chou: "No it's not!"
Usui: "Yes it is!"
Yumi Chou: "No it's not!
Usui: "Yes it is!"
Chou: "How CAN you know? You are blind!"
Usui: "No I'm not!"
Chou: (sweat drop) "I'm a little bit confused now…"
Shishio was about to say that they had to stop, when a door next to them opened and Saizuchi and Kamatari walked out.
Saizuchi: "Hello Shishio-sama! What do you think of Fuji?"
Kamatari: "It's thanks to me that he looks like this now!"
Yumi and Shishio looked in the room. Shishio just looked with big eyes and Yumi gasped. Fuji was wearing a blue outfit with a red tie and black shoes. His hair was like Usui's but with a ponytail at the back. Also his hear was painted green.
Kamatari Saizuchi: "Isn't it nice?"
Fuji: (growls)
Usui: "Yes it is indeed!"
Chou: (sweat drop) "Its obvious now who has the worst taste of clothes in the group…And by the way…how can you see how Fuji looks like? You're bli…"
Usui: "STOP insulting me for being blind and also stop insulting my nice hat!"
Kamatari: "Usui, I think someone is trying to make fun of you. You aren't wearing a hat, there's only a bra on your head!"
Usui: "Oh no! Not you too Kamatari!"
Yumi: "My god, Kamatari, what did you do to Fuji? He looks horrible!"
Kamatari: (getting angry Kaoru eyes) "What what WHAT!"
Now everyone started to argue with each other, except for Shishio whose eyes were almost popping out from stress. To make things even worse, Henya and Houji came in.
Houji: (waving with his carrot, not seeing that everyone is looking at him) "C'mon Henya! A little bit faster please! We have to get this as fast as possible in my room. (turning around again) I…"
Houji saw everyone looking at him.
Henya: "Are we there yet? I want to drop your stage…"
Houji kicked Henya to make him shut up. Henya gasped, almost dropping the mini stage.
Houji: (looking nervous) "Stage? I don't see any stage!"
Saizuchi: "Then what is that thing? And why are you holding a carrot in your hand? And why do you look so weird?"
Houji was about to answer when they all heard a lot of noise, like something big and heavy was bouncing. Suddenly Iwanbo and Anji came bouncing in the hall. Iwanbo almost hit Shishio, who looked quit frustrated. And Anji bounced on Henya. There was a really loud crack.
Anji: "Whoops! Sorry Henya!"
Iwanbo: "Ehee! Whoops!"
Henya: (trapped under the mini stage) "Aah…!"
Houji: "NO MY MINI STAGE!"
Everyone looked at Houji again.
Houji: "Uhm I mean…O no! HENYA'S mini-stage!"
Henya: (still trapped) "Aah…no it isn't…"
Kamatari: "Uhm…Shouldn't anyone help him?"
Yumi: "You do it then!"
Kamatari first looked with angry Kaoru eyes at Yumi, and then started to dig Henya out the crushed mini stage. Sojiro walked by, smiling, like always.
Sojiro: "Hello everyone! How are things here?"
He looked around and suddenly he saw the bra on Usui's head.
Sojiro: (pointing but still smiling) "AARGH! It keeps following me!"
Chou: "You see Usui, you scare people!"
Usui: "No I don't!"
Sojiro: "What do you think about it Shishio-san?...Shishio-san!"
Everyone looked at Shishio. He was twitching like a maniac and his eyes almost popped out his skull. His hands were shaking and he opened his mouth to say something. But all what came out was a weird sound and then Shishio fainted.
Yumi: (running at the fainted Shishio) "Shishio-sama!"
Kamatari: "O my god! I've got to help Shishio-sama!"
Henya: "Hey wait! I'm still trapped!"
Yumi: (holding the fainted Shishio in her arms) "Shishio-sama!"
Usui: (sounding happy) "Is he dead?"
Kamatari: (slapping Usui on his head) "Of course not!"
Houji: (trying to hide the carrot in one of his pockets) "He looks really stressed out!"
Sojiro: "Yes, I wonder why…"
Yumi: "Hold on Shishio-sama!"
The end of chapter five! What a chaotic chapter! :p Oh well! I hope you liked it! Till the next chapter!
