Okay! This is going to be chapter six of the Juppongatana music mix show! I hope everyone liked it so far. But, like always, I'm going to look at the reviews first…

Tenken's Amour: Well ya maybe I'm a little bit cruel… a little bit… no you're right, I'm cruel :p But hey! It's fun to do such things to your favorite character! (Shishio is my favorite character by the way ) Happy to hear that you liked it!

Burnt Up Old Sausage: I love his laugh! Every time he does (in Singetsu, on the battleship, in Hell) I feel like laughing too :p You are right with what you think about Kenshin...so, Shishio for ever! (throws explosives back at the Kenshin fan girls) Ya indeed, Shishio has awesome quotes! One of my favorites is "Chaos is the basic nature of humanity, and this world in itself is Hell." Waah! I love it! :p Indeed, the Meji sucks. I really don't see why Kenshin thinks it is so good…Thanks to the Meji there is peace, that's just stupid! Like Shishio said to Kenshin "The peace you are talking of is just an illusion." Jin-e rocks! I must say :p Although he has a really really weird smile. A few years ago, I think six or something, they played Rurouni Kenshin on the TV. I watched it with my brother when I was awake (it was really early and in the weekend so… :p) The first episode I saw, were the ones with Jin-e. When he was laying dead on the ground and you could see his face, my brother screamed and turned away :p I looked at it, and I thought it was really cool :D My brother was ten and I was eight then, so… :D For the powerpoints, you can't help it. Just take your time with it. I wanted to send you something too, an AMV, but it was too big to put in an e-mail… -.-' Sorry! What is that thing with Kenshin and a rubber ducky? Me and a friend did something with a ducky too, but then with Shishio :p When Shishio is bathing in the Onsen, he's playing with a rubber ducky, and he is saying things like "whiehiehiehie!". But then suddenly, his ducky starts to burn and Shishio yells "NO! MISTER DUCKEY!". :p Really really weird… I only cried twice too, with Yumi's dead and with the past of Anji. Yes indeed, Sojiro had to win, because Kenshin is weaker! Shishio had to win too, because Kenshin is weaker! Kenshin is weak! But o no! It's a good guy, so he has to win! Nobody, not even the strongest bad guy can defeat a weak good guy, because the good guys always have to win! It…doesn't…make…scenes! AARGH! (calms down again) I totally hate Kenshin… lets start an anti-Kenshin group or something :p I must agree, it's really fun to see how Shishio burns Houji's head! I was sitting before the TV with a big smile on my face when that happened :D I liked it too when Usui broke Houji's finger. But I read somewhere that in the manga, Usui pulls of seven nails of Houji (for each Juppongatana Houji wanted to betray.). Ya about the steam thing, first I wanted to write sweat drop. But then I thought "Oh no wait, he can't sweat so he can't sweat drop either!" I was thinking and the first thing that popped in my head was "steam". So, and that's the reason why Shishio steams :p Longest answer on a review ever! :p

Well, and here I go! Have fun!


Shishio opened his eyes slowly, he lay on a bed. The first thing he saw was Yumi, looking worried at him. Yumi smiled when she saw Shishio opening his eyes.

Yumi: "Shishio-sama! Are you all right?"

Shishio: (sitting up) "Yes…what happened…?"

Yumi: "You don't remember Shishio-sama?"

Kamatari, Houji, Usui, Henya and Chou came in the room. Usui looked upset when he saw that Shishio was all right. He sighed.

Usui: "Damn, bad luck again!"

Shishio: "I heard that and…what…?"

Usui still had the bra on his head and Shishio saw this. Suddenly Shishio remembered everything. The bra on Usui's head, Chou who was telling to get it of, Houji with the carrot, Henya who crashed thanks to Anji, Kamatari and Saizuchi who painted Fuji's hair green… (we get a close up of one of Shishio's eye) Shishio's eye started to shake.

Shishio: (making weird sounds) "Kiki…!Kaaah! Aah!"

Houji: (becoming pale) "Oh my god! Shishio-sama is going to explode!"

Yumi: "Shishio-sama!"

Kamatari: "What's happening to him?"

Shishio: "Get out! All of you! GET OUT!"

Everyone ran out of the room hastily, closing the door behind them.

Yumi: (putting her ear against the door)

Kamatari: (doing the same thing)

Yumi: "Shishio-sama!"

Kamatari and Yumi could both hear weird sounds at the other side of the door. They looked at each other whit one eyebrow raised.

Chou: (scratching his hair) "Wow, what's wrong with him? If he was a woman, I would think he was in his time of the month…"

Yumi: (slamming Chou on the head) "Baka! I know what's wrong with him."

Henya: "What is it then?"

Usui: (raising a finger) "Maybe he IS a woman!"

Kamatari: (looking surprised) "He IS?"

Usui: "Ya sure! I'm going to prove he is a woman!"

Kamatari: (silently) "If you find out…let me know!"

Yumi: (waving her arms in the air) "NO! You stupid…he is just stressed out!"

Houji: "Why should he?"

Yumi: "I don't know…"

Usui: "I think, because he is a woman!"

Chou: "Shut up…"

Houji: "Then what do we have to do?"

Yumi: "Just leave it to me!"

Chou: "What are you going to do?"

Yumi: "I have something in mind…"

Usui: "Let's accept that Shishio is a woman…"

All: "Shut up!"

Yumi: "Okay, I'll get the old Shishio-sama back!"

They all nodded, except for Usui, and they all walked away.

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After a few minutes, Shishio was calm again. He decided to get out the room and to act like nothing happened. Yumi passed his way.

Yumi: "Hello Shishio-sama! Feeling better?"

Shishio: "Yes, I'm fine…"

Yumi: "Good! Cause I have just the right thing for you!"

Shishio: (looking questioning)

Yumi: (taking Shishio by the arm) "Follow me Shishio-sama!"

They walked to a room, that was normally empty, but now there was a mat on the ground and a screen. Sojiro was in the room too. He had a package in his hands and he gave it to Yumi.

Sojiro: (smiling) "Here are the outfits you wanted!"

Yumi: (taking the package) "Thank you Sojiro. You can go now."

Sojiro nodded, smiling, and he waved at Shishio when he passed him.

Shishio: (pointing at the package) "What is that?"

Yumi: (opening the package) "You'll see in a few seconds Shishio-sama."

The package was open now and Shishio mouth fell open.

Yumi: "These are two yoga outfits! A red one for me, and a blue one for you!"

Shishio: "T-there's no way I'm going to wear that!"

Yumi: "C'mon Shishio-sama! Don't act like a weakling…"

Shishio: (getting the blue yoga outfit) "Okay okay! But I seriously hope there is a good explanation for this!"

Yumi: "Of course there is! I'm trying to get your stress away."

Shishio: "I have no stress!"

Yumi: "Just go get that outfit on!"

Shishio walked to the screen grumbling. A few minutes later, Yumi and Shishio both had their yoga outfits on. Yumi had a hard time not to laugh when Shishio came back in his blue yoga outfit.

Yumi: "You look…great, Shishio-sama!"

Shishio: (grumbles) "Ya right!"

Yumi: (sitting on the mat) "Come and sit next to me Shishio-sama."

Shishio did, still grumbling.

Yumi: "We're going to do some yoga. I heard that it is really good to relax, so I thought it wasn't a bad idea to give it a try."

Shishio: "Yes, but why the stupid outfits?"

Yumi: "You can't do yoga in your kimono Shishio-sama! You have to be sure that you can move your body with no problem at all."

Yumi closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She suddenly laid her leg in her neck and again Shishio's mouth dropped open.

Shishio: "H-how do you do that?"

Yumi: "You can do anything when your body and soul are relaxed Shishio-sama."

Shishio: "Can't be so hard."

Shishio closed his eyes too and took a deep breath. He tried to lay his leg in his neck but it didn't work. With a growl, he started to push against his leg.

Shishio: "Stupid…leg…just…go…there…!"

Shishio pushed harder against his leg. He fell on his back, of the math and growled again.

Yumi: "You see Shishio-sama. You can't do it because your soul and body aren't relaxed."

Shishio: (crawling back on the mat) "I AM relaxed! Look at me! Don't I look relaxed?"

Yumi: (looking at Shishio) "To be honest…No…"

Shishio: (growling)

Yumi got her leg out of her neck and stood up.

Yumi: "First we have to do something else. And I know just what!"

Shishio didn't had a good feeling about it…


Sora Miyara: "This was the end of chapter si…"

Shishio: (grabbing Sora's collar) "Why are you doing this awful things to me? Tell me!"

Sora Miyara: "Uhm…because it's fun?"

Shishio: "No it isn't! Stop it!"

Sora Miyara: "Okay okay! Just let go of me!"

Shishio: (let's go of Sora's collar) "Okay then, so you're going to stop torturing me with this story?"

Sora Miyara: (smiling) "Nope!"

Shishio: "WHAT? How do you mean 'nope'?"

Sora Miyara: "I mean: no… but don't worry Shishio-san! If you are nice, and you let me do my thing, you'll get a cup-cake at the end of the story!"

Shishio: "Oeh! I like cup-cakes!"

Sora Miyara: (sweat drop) "Of course you do… Well whatever! I hope all the readers liked it! Till the next chapter!"