Okidoki! (I must stop saying that… :p) This is chapter seven of TJPMMS a.k.a. The Juppongatana music mix show :D But like I always do, reviews first!

Burnt Up Old Sausage: Thanks for the powerpoints! I think they are still on their way, cause I don't have them yet, but that's no problem, I can wait :p Ya the leg and the woman thingy… all very weird :D And yes, Yumi would know! ShishioYumi is the best RK couple if you ask me :p Usui is a crazy blind freaky dude…I mean: He begins to laugh, Saito begins to laugh, they do that for five seconds or something and suddenly Usui yells "What so funny?"… What the hell :p Do you have a program to download things? Well; if you have, you should really try to find an AMV of RK with the name of Glory. It's very very good! And maybe if you find it too, Kyoto combat. There's much fighting in it with the Juppongatana and Shishio and stuff. Very fun :p

"Oro" 0bject: Yes, yes, it's very whel :p

Anonymous Freak: Are you okay? I mean falling of your chair can really hurt! :p But anyway, thanks that you like it!

Smiling Blue-Clad Wanderer's 0bsessor: Thanks :p I'll write as fast as possible

Whisper 0f The Wind: Ya, sounds weird ha? :p Anyway, thank you that you like it!

And here is chapter seven!


Yumi dragged Shishio to the room next to the room were they did yoga. Yumi smiled when she opened the door. Shishio just looked inside. He saw a table, two bathtubs, two chairs and another table with…

Shishio: "Vegetables?"

Yumi: "Yes! To put on your face!"

Shishio: "To put on MY face? Why should I do that? What's the use of it?"

Yumi: "It's a beauty mask with vegetables. It works relaxing too!"

Yumi clapped in her hands. Two men walked in the room that looked very gay.

One of the men: (waving) "Hellooo! I am George!"

The other one: (putting a hand in his hip) "And I am Harry!"

Yumi: (goes sitting in one of the chairs) "Nice to meet you! (looks at Shishio) Sit on the chair Shishio-sama."

Shishio: "Hey! I'm the one who must command everybody…"

Yumi: (angry Kaoru eyes) "Go sit on the chair NOW!"

Shishio: (steams and goes sitting in the other chair) "Ya ya okay!"

George began to cut the vegetables into pieces and Harry was putting on some classical music. Shishio steamed even more when Harry, laid a white, thin blanket over Shishio.

Harry: "We don't want to get your beautiful outfit dirty now would we?"

Shishio: "What…?"

Harry laid a white, thin blanket over Yumi too. He then helped George with cutting the vegetables. After a few seconds, all the vegetables were cut in pieces. Harry started to lay some carrot pieces and cucumber pieces on Yumi's face.

Yumi: "Aah…this feels great!"

Shishio: (grumbles) "I don't want food on my face…"

Harry: "Now c'mon mister Makoto! You will look very good after this! Not that you look bad now! (starts to giggle)

Shishio: "O no…are you gay?"

Harry: "Ha! You know my little secret!"

George: (giggles too) "He's not the only gay around here!"

Shishio: (steams) "Why am I so attractive to gays…?"

Yumi: "I'm not gay!"

Shishio: "First Kamatari and now these two…"

Yumi: "But I'm NOT!"

Shishio: "Yes, but…"

Shishio was stopped when George laid a piece of carrot on Shishio's forehead.

George: "Relax mister Makoto. It will do you good."

In the meantime, Usui and Kamatari came walking pass the room. Suddenly Kamatari stopped and started to sniff in the air.

Kamatari: (still sniffing) "Wait Usui, do you smell this too?"

Usui: (starting to sniff) "Yes…let me see. It's a mix of… (sniffs) Burnt smell and… (sniffs) vegetables!"

Usui walked sniffing trough the hall, till he was at the door of the room were Shishio and Yumi were taking a beauty mask. Kamatari followed Usui.

Usui: (sniffing at the door) "It comes from this room, I'm certain about that."

Kamatari: "Let's look inside."

Usui kneeled down before the keyhole and looked trough it.

Usui: "Hhmm. Very interesting!"

Kamatari: "What are you doing Usui…?"

Usui: (sweat drop) "O ya…the blind thing!"

Usui stood up and now Kamatari kneeled before the keyhole. Kamatari gasped.

Kamatari: (shocked) "It looks like Shishio-sama is taking a vegetable beauty mask!"

Usui: "A vegetable beauty mask?"

Kamatari: "Yes! O my god! (looking happy) Maybe Shishio-sama is also gay! Like me!"

Usui: "Or…He is a woman!"

Kamatari: (sweat drop) "Stop saying that…"

Kamatari continued to look trough the keyhole.

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Anji and Iwanbo were eating again. Although, there was more food that ended on the ground then in their mouth. The cooks quickly got the food on a plate again, and put it on the table.

Anji: (throwing a whole bowl of rice in his mouth) "Food is great!"

Iwanbo: "Ehee! Great!"

The door went open and Sojiro walked in. He walked at the table and sat down on a chair.

Sojiro: (smiling) "Hello Anji-san, hello Iwanbo-san! Everything all right?"

Anji: "Not now…eating!"

Iwanbo: "Ehee! Eating!"

Sojiro: (sweat drop but still smiling) "Wow Anji-san, you look a little bit fat now…"

Anji: "I'm not fat!"

Sojiro: (smiling) "I'm afraid you are Anji-san."

Anji looked at himself and suddenly he saw it too. He was really fat.

Anji: "O no! I'm really fat!"

Sojiro: (smiling) "Don't worry Anji-san. I'll help you with loosing some weight!"

Anji: "You will?"

Sojiro: (smiling and nodding)

Anji: (hugging Sojiro) "O thank you Sojiro!"

Sojiro: (gasping for air) "Let me…go Anji-san…can't get…air!"

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Fuji sighed when he looked in the mirror. He thought he looked better with his white hair, but now…it was green. Saizuchi walked in the place, laughing his creepy laugh.

Saizuchi: "I must say, Kamatari did a good job with your hair!"

Fuji: (growls)

Saizuchi: "Now, your hair and outfit are ready. The only thing we have to do is looking for a girl!"

Fuji: "It's never going to work…"

Saizuchi: "Never say never Fuji! (begins to sing that song –Never say never- from the first movie of Fievel)

Fuji: "Stop that!"

Saizuchi: (stops singing) "But it's such a nice song!"

Fuji: "Sorry, but no."

Saizuchi: "Oh well…let's go to find you a girlfriend!"

Fuji: (sighs)

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In the room of Houji, Houji was practicing his dance style. Henya had to look. He couldn't escape. He sat in a wheelchair with a broken leg, thanks to Anji. Houji stopped dancing.

Houji: "And? What did you think of it?"

Henya: (holding his hands before his eyes) "Very nice!"

Houji: (sweat drop) "You didn't even look, didn't you?"

Henya: "…I looked…"

Houji: "No you didn't! It's my greatest whish to get famous, you have to help me with that! I'll help you with your greatest wish, so what is yours?"

Henya: "Getting away from you…"

Houji: "That isn't nice! I don't really see what your problem is. You should be happy that you are here to witness my talent!"

Henya: (explodes with wheelchair)

Henya: "I guess so…"

Houji: "Now, I'll do everything again. And this time you look okay?"

Henya: (sighs) "Okay…"

Houji smiled and turned the music back on.

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Chou was walking trough the hall when suddenly he saw Kamatari looking trough the keyhole of a door and Usui standing next to it. Chou walked to them.

Chou: "What are you guys doing?"

Usui: "There is the proof that Shishio is a woman!"

Kamatari: "No! That he's gay! Like me!"

Chou: "Hu what? Let me see."

Kamatari stood up and Chou kneeled before the keyhole. When he looked trough it, his mouth dropped open.

Chou: "He's wearing a vegetable beauty mask!"

Kamatari: "Ya! Isn't that gay?"

Usui: "Or very woman likely?"

Chou: (looking back trough the keyhole) "It looks like he doesn't like it… maybe he's forced by someone to do it. (searching trough the room) Yes, Yumi is there too. Maybe she did it."

Kamatari: "Wouldn't surprise me…"

Usui: "But still I think…"

Kamatari and Chou: "Sshh!"

Chou: "We'll ask him when he comes out okay?"

Kamatari: "Okay!"

Usui: (grumbling) "Okay…"


The end of chapter seven! Whiehaa! I hope you liked it! Till the next chapter!