Chapter eight! Eight! Eight! … Okay sorry…I just want to say that I made… A C2 community! (dramatic music in the back) Go and find out! But now reviews!
Naughty Girl: Of course they are OOC! Most characters are OOC with a parody/humor story. But I must agree that Sojiro is indeed soooo cute! :p
Yuki: Thanks
FengShuiSensei: Its nice to hear that you like it… But PLEASE keep breathing! :p
Sekumori: Thanks that you like it :p I understand what you mean whit: This is better then Shadow Light. You right about it, humor is more my thing, one of my friends told me the exact same thing like you. So you don't have to apologize :p
Anonymous Freak: …What? :p
Love In War: Ya I know what you mean…(coughs, coughs, sneezes) I'm sick too…I really am :p But I'm glad to hear that you liked it.
Okane-sama: Thank you very much :p
And here is chapter eight! (again dramatic music in the back) Stop that!
Shishio sighed silently when George took the pieces of vegetables of his face. Yumi got out of the chair smiling.
Yumi: "Okay Shishio-sama. Wasn't that nice?"
Shishio: (sarcastically) "Couldn't have more fun…"
George: (giggles) "I had fun! What about you Harry?"
Harry: (giggles too) "You bet! And now the fun will really begin!"
Shishio: "Begin…now? I thought…"
Yumi: (holding her hand before Shishio's mouth) "No no! We have to take a mud bath first!"
Shishio: (explodes)
Shishio: "A MUD BATH?"
At the other side of the door, Chou was still looking trough the keyhole.
Chou: "Did he just say…mud bath?"
Kamatari: (smiling very hard) "A mud bath? Shishio-sama in a mud bath…Let me look again!"
Chou: (sweat drop) "You are one sick dude…"
Usui: (raising a finger) "Now, now! How many men would take a mud bath?"
Kamatari and Chou: (just looking at Usui)
Usui: "Indeed! None! He is a woman!"
Chou: "You're one sick dude too Usui! Stop that stupid woman theory of yours!"
Usui: "Hmpf! You just can't handle the truth!"
Kamatari: (pushing Chou away from the keyhole) "Let me look! Let me look!"
Back in the room, Harry was filling the two bath tubs with mud. George was helping him.
Shishio: "Why am I doing this again…?"
Yumi: "To help your stress away, Shishio-sama."
Shishio: (sighs) "Well okay then…If it helps…"
George: "Okaaaaay mister Makoto! The baths are ready!"
Harry: "We'll leave the room so you two can take a bath!"
Yumi: "Okay thank you."
Harry and George walked trough the door happily. Kamatari jumped away just in time. George looked surprised to the three people who were standing next to the door.
George: "Uhm…Hello!"
Chou: "…Hello…"
Harry: "Hello!"
Kamatari: "Yes hello…"
Usui: "Oh-o, did they see us?"
Chou: (slapping Usui on the head) "Sshh! What are you talking about Usui?"
Kamatari: (looking nervous) "Uhuhu…ya! We were just…walking around! Yes! Walking around!"
Harry: (smiles) "Aah I see."
George: "Well nice to meet you! Bayie!"
Kamatari and Chou: "Yes…bye!"
They waited till George and Harry were out of sight, and then Kamatari jumped at the door again and looked trough the keyhole.
Kamatari: (jumping up again) "Oh no!"
Chou: "What?"
Kamatari: (looking sad) "Shishio-sama is already in the bathtub…"
Chou and Usui: (explodes)
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Saizuchi was writing a letter to a romance magazine. Not for himself, but for Fuji.
Saizuchi: "Name…Fuji Romantic!"
Fuji: "That's not my name…"
Saizuchi: "It is now! Age…24!"
Fuji: "That's not my age…"
Saizuchi: "Stop complaining Fuji! Do you want a girl or not?"
Fuji: "Actually I…"
Saizuchi: "Well let me do this then! Hair colour…sexy green!"
Fuji: (sighing)
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Sojiro and Anji were both jogging around the mountain Hieï. Sojiro had promised Anji to help him to lose some weight.
Sojiro: (smiling) "C'mon Anji-san! One two three four! One two three four!"
Anji: (his tongue hanging out of his mouth) "Y-yes! One…four two…three…"
They were about to turn the corner, when suddenly, a few Sojiro-fan girls jumped out of the bushes.
Fan girl1 "SOJIRO!"
Fan girl nr2: "IT IS SOJIRO!"
Fan girl nr3: "GET HIM!"
Sojiro: (running away smiling) "Run Anji-san! Run!"
Anji: "Oh dear…" (starting to run after Sojiro)
Sojiro: "One two three four! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! C'mon Anji-san!"
Suddenly the author sneezes and all the fan girls go flying in the air.
Sora Miyara: "Wow…Lol! Sorry I'm a little bit sick!"
Sojiro: (smiling and sweat drop) "Thanks Sora-san!"
Anji: "What the hell?"
Sora Miyara: "O wait, I'm not supposed to be here. Well! See ya guys!" (disappears)
Anji: "That was weird!"
Sojiro: (smiling) "Very weird!"
Sora Miyara: "Sorry that it is such a short chapter! (sneezes) But I'm tired and I want to go to bed. But I wanted to get this chapter finished too…" (sneezes again)
Shishio: (teasing) "Ooh! Our little author is a little bit sick and tired!"
Sora Miyara: "Shut up Shish…or I'll sneeze on you!"
Shishio: "You wouldn't dare!"
Sora Miyara: (sneezes again) "Wanna bet?"
Shishio: "I don't bet…"
Sora Miyara: "Sure you don't! (turns to reader) I hope you liked it anyway, I'll see you in the next chapter!"
