Gomen! Gomen! Gomen! Gomen! I know it took me very long to write another chapter! But I was working on Shadow Light and such stuff. And suddenly I remembered: Oh-o…I've got that other fic too…better work on it! So here I am to update The Juppongatana Music Mix Show! Horay! Reviews!
Mashimaro: Thank you (twice :p)
FengShuiSensei: Thank you (also twice :p) And I'm happy to hear that you can breath again
BurntUpOldSausage: You are so cruel to Usui…I like that :p Poor Shishio-san indeed, but also poor Yumi-san! Knowing that your lover is very attractive to gays isn't fun to know :D NO PLEASE don't remove the bandages! That brings me to a question…How does Shishio-san's face looks like? Maybe it would all be crusty? And then he begins to scratch it and then Yumi-san starts to yell that he must get his hands of his crusts? :p Very weird to imagine…Shishio-san with purple nails? (shivers) Sounds really…Yak! Sojiro is indeed cute! I'm the only one of my friends who thinks that… Try what you can with the powerpoints! :p I'm writing a little manga/comic thingy with Shishio-san and his rubber ducky… If I have the first page, I'll send it to you! :p But don't expect an artwork…Anime is SO hard to draw… Don't know if you ever tried it, but those eyes are just…AARGH! Okay but back to the review… The keyholes. In some episodes you can see that in mountain Hieï are normal doors :p Usui in a game of hide and seek… (starts to laugh sadistic) Ow sorry… Sounds cruel Crispy-san! Sounds very cruel (cough-funny-cough)!
"Oro" 0bject: Wheel! Thank you :D
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And here is chapter nine of The Juppongatana music mix show!
Sojiro: "And stretch, and stretch! One, two, one, two!"
Sojiro was happily stretching his arms and legs on a quick speed. Anji, who was breathing heavily, tried to follow the young boy. But no success…
Sojiro: "C'mon Anji-san! I know you can do it!"
Anji: (puffing) "H-how can you think that?"
Sojiro: (stopping stretching) "You know that one episode you were in? First you were skinny, then a few seconds later you were three times as fat and two heads bigger!"
Anji: (silent first) "One: It was just an episode. Two: It was not a few seconds, it was a few years. And three: I must get skinny again, not fatter! (sighs) If only I was like I was before I got fat…"
Sojiro: (lamp appearing above his head) "I know what to do!"
Anji: "You do?"
Sojiro quickly ran in mountain Hieï again. He opened the door if his room and walked to his bed. Sojiro sat on his knees, getting a box from under his bed and was blowing the dust of it. Sojiro smiled when he saw that he got the right thing, and he ran outside to Anji again.
Sojiro: (handing Anji the box) "This is the solution!"
Anji: (reading the box) "Super-Wooper-Fun-Sience-Box?"
Sojiro: (smiling and nodding)
Anji: "Why do you have such thing?"
Sojiro: "I got it from Yumi when I was seven, but Shishio-san said that I couldn't play with it any longer."
Anji: "How come?"
Sojiro: (smiling) "Long story..."
Flashback
The little seven year old Sojiro was playing with his Super-Wooper-Fun-Science-Box on the floor of the headroom. Yumi sat on the couch just looking at the little boy. She looked up when the door went open and Shishio walked in.
Shishio: "Yumi! I was searching for you everywhere!"
Yumi: "What's wrong Shishio-sama?"
Shishio: (holding halt next to Sojiro who was still playing) "You must wash my purple kimono immediately! I have a meeting with other bad guys from other animes! My kimono smells like bandages. And another thing, I…"
Shishio just kept talking about his kimono, so he didn't saw what Sojiro was doing. The cute little boy had mixed two things with each other, creating a little fire and brought it to Shishio's blue kimono. The fire went out, but the little flame on Shishio's kimono stayed and became bigger. Sojiro smiled and continued to play with his Super-Wooper-Fun-Science-Box.
Yumi: "Why don't you wear your blue kimono then? You're wearing it now too."
Shishio: "It starts to smell like bandages too!"
Yumi: (smelling in the air) "Now you mention it, I smell something too…"
Shishio: (smelling in the air too) "You see, it smells like bandages… (smells) Burnt…bandages…"
Yumi looked at Sojiro who was still playing. Then suddenly she saw the flame on Shishio's kimono.
Yumi: (screaming and jumping up) "Shishio-sama! Your kimono is on fire!"
Shishio turned around and his eyes went wide and he started to jump around.
Shishio: (jumping) "Let it stop! Let it stop!"
Yumi: (waving with her hands in the air) "Stand still so I can help you!"
Sojiro, who was watching all this smiling, took something green from his Super-Wooper-Fun-Science-Box and ran to Shishio.
Sojiro: (throwing the green thing to Shishio) "Here Shishio-san! It will stop the fire!"
But instead of that, the flame got bigger and now whole Shishio's body was burning.
Sojiro: "Ooh, the blue thing was for stopping flames and the green thing was for making the flames bigger! Woops!"
Iwanbo, who came walking in the room because he had heard Yumi scream, laughed stupidly when he saw Shishio rolling over the ground.
Yumi: "Don't laugh! Do something!"
Iwanbo stood still first, then took a step back and made a body slam on Shishio. The flames went out. There was something that sounded like "UUURRRGGGGH!" coming from under Iwanbo. Then it was silent.
End Flashback
Sojiro: "After Shishio-san was better again he screamed that I couldn't play with the Super-Wooper-Fun-Science-Box anymore. And that's the story about this box."
Anji: (just staring)
Sojiro: (staring back)
Anji: "Uhm…and what were you planning to do with it then?"
Sojiro: "Making a time-machine!"
Anji: (explodes) "What?"
Sojiro: "A time-machine! We just go back in time just before the Juppongatana Music Mix Show so you won't get fat!"
Anji: (staring again)
Sojiro: (staring back again)
Anji: "Uhm…could work…"
Sojiro: "Then we'll begin right away!"
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Henya sighed and let his head lean on his hand. Houji was looking for good clothes for his new self.
Houji: (looking in his closet) "Green coat, green suit, green coat, green suit, green coat, green suit…I knew it wasn't a good idea to buy everything in the same colour…"
Henya: (sarcastic) "Yep, too bad you did that…"
Houji: (slowly standing up) "There's only one thing we can do then…"
Henya: (suspicious) "…What?..."
Houji: (smiling and raising his arms in the air) "Go shopping!"
Henya first looked at Houji, then took a step back and ran away.
Houji: (stops smiling, dropping his arms) "Hey…" (starts to run after Henya) "Come back here!"
Henya ran as fast as he could. He had enough of Houji's stupid ideas. He turned his head to see Houji running behind him and he ran faster.
Houji: "Stop you! In the name of Houji!"
Henya: "In the name of what?"
Houji: "Don't be such a child and go shopping with me!"
Henya: "Are you crazy? People will think I'm gay…With you!" (shivers)
They both kept running until they were outside on the mountain Hieï. Henya didn't see that he had run to the edge and was looking down. Houji, who was still running, came closer.
Houji: "Hahaha! You can't go anywhere now!"
Henya grinned and opened his jacket so his 'wings' were spread out. Houji was now really close.
Houji: "Oh no you don't! You'll stay on the ground!"
Henya jumped. Houji jumped after him and tried to grab him, but Henya was already flying. With a little high scream, Houji fell of the mountain, rolling down. Henya got back with his feet on the ground and turned around, thinking to see Houji still standing on the edge. Instead of that, he saw Houji rolling of the mountain.
Houji: (rolling) "Aaah! (hitting a rock) Ough! (hitting another rock) Aargh!..."
Henya: (sweat drop) "O my…"
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Usui, Kamatari and Chou were still standing at the door were Shishio and Yumi were taking a mud bath. Kamatari was looking most of the time trough the keyhole.
Kamatari: "That brown colour has something sexy if you ask me…"
Chou: "Hhmm? You mean the mud?"
Kamatari: "No, I mean Shishio's skin."
Chou: (explodes) "You are so…creepy!"
Usui: (singing) "I have a moustache, a very pretty moustache, won't you look at my moustacheeeeee…"
Chou and Kamatari: (sweat drop)
Chou: "You are creepy too…You both are creepy! Why am I the only one who isn't creepy?"
Kamatari: (raising an eyebrow) "Yaaaaa right… You're creepy yourself!"
Chou: "I am not!"
Kamatari: (standing up) "Yes you are mister-I-am-drooling-all-over-the place-when-I-try-to-speak!"
Chou: (gasps) "How do you dare to make fun of me with my appearance in one of the episodes! Take that back!"
Kamatari: "No way!"
Chou: "Cross dresser!"
Kamatari: "Broomhead!"
Usui: "Stop you two!"
Kamatari and Chou: "Blind guy!"
Usui: (sobs) "That wasn't nice…"
Kamatari looked trough the keyhole again and gave a little scream.
Chou: (sighs) "What is it now?"
Kamatari: (crying) "Shishio-sama is out the mud bath again! Life isn't fair!"
Usui: "Creepy…"
Kamatari: (angry Kaoru eyes) "What?"
Usui: (looking innocent) "I said nothing…"
Kamatari grumbled and looked trough the keyhole again.
Sora: "So, again the ending of another chapter! Hope you liked it!"
Shishio: "I wasn't in it!"
Sora: "…You are now, don't you?"
Shishio: "This doesn't count for chapter!"
Sora: "Sure Shish…"
Shishio: (grumbles)
Sora: "Anyway, I bought all DVDs from Hellsing and I must say I liked them a lot! There is some bad guy named Jan Valentine and he is so cool!"
Shishio: (suspicious) "Who from what?"
Sora: "Jan Valentine from Hellsing, he's a bad guy just like you."
Shishio: "But I'm cooler…Right?"
Sora: "I'm not sure, he got cool things you don't have, but you have cool things he doesn't have."
Shishio: "I bet I'm cooler…"
Sora: "Sure… (turns to reader) Till the next chapter!"
