This was written with a friend (Shippie. Check her out, yo!) and is meant for fun and jest, it is not to be taken seriously.
Once there was a girl her name was Yael. (Which is pronounced like YAH-el. Not Yale or yell or like ya-ELLL. She got sooooo pised at any1 who says it wrong.) She had long auburn hair that shined like teh sunset and purple eyes that were red when she was angry. She really like scifi stuff but was totally not a geek she was cool. Her favorete show was Stargate Atlantis she thought it was teh r0x0rz and liek soooooo hot. MacKay was her favorite character. (A/N: OMG he is sooo hot we love MacKay OMG!1one)
Yael had a friend whos nam ewas Cookie. Her hair was blond and so long and she always wore it in a briad or sometimes down in long luxurius waves and her eyes were like blue icy limpid orbs all sparkly. She liked scifi too and stargate atlantis but her favorit character was Carson Beckett (A/N: His accent is sooooo hot OMG. Yayz 4 Scotland LOLZ!1)
So one day Yael and Cookie were hangin out at Yael's house and Yael was all like, "OMG let's watch Stargate Atlantis. I have some episodes on tape!"
Cookie was like, "YAH we totally should!"
So Yael put in the tape adn they started watching Hide and Seek (A/N: That is like our fave epi EVERZ! It is so kewl!1).
Suddenly the power went out, the house was plunged into drakness.
"OMG!" shreikd Yael. "The power went out!"
"OH NOES!" said Cookie, and ran into a wall. She fell the floor and pased out.
Yael fainted from the shock of it all.
They awoke. Yael sat up, blinking her brilliant purple eyes. She looked around. She was wearing what she had been when she passed out. Her fave pink PJs with liek totally cute bunnies on tehm and a flattering tank top and pants that were baggy but still looked good. She bought them at the GAP. She looked around for Cookie and didn't see her.
"OMG," Yael thought. "This is totally not my bedroom! This is like a hospital or something!"
Suddenly someone appeared suddenly.
"Ah your awake," he said. He had a Scottish accent (A/N: OMG so hott!).
"Yah," said Yael. "Obviously.(A/N: she's all sarcastic and stuff thats her sense of humor it's so kewl.) Wheres Cookie?"
"your friend?" he said, she nodded, "she's unconchous,"
"Oh good," said Yael. "But liek where is she?"
"OMG SHE IS SEXING MACKAY,' said Beckett, dropping his clipboard.
Yael felt a huge surge of jelusness. "OH NOES SHE DIDN'T. I will kill that biotch!"
She got a knife and stormed off and killed cookie.
"I wuv you Mackay!" she screamed, eyes full of love, even though his pants were still down from TEH HOTT SEX W/ COOKIE.
"I love you too, even though I was having sex with your best friend on the DHD,"
"let's get married," she said, and they liek so totally did. Yael's wedding dress was white and had a mile-long train with puffy sleeves and a ruffly skirt like back in midevil times with princess and stuff.
MacKay looked totally HAWT in a black suit w/ tails and a top hat. (A/N: OMG TEH SEXORZ!) he didn't actually want to have sex w/ Cookie he thought she was a ho.
Beckett had saved Cookie and it turned out she was being mind contollled by Wraith 'cuz she has wraith blood.
They got married right after Mackay and Yael did. It was liek sooooo speshul.
Fin
