Ha, it's a nice day to update TJMMS again :p But first reviews!
Anonymous Freak: Thanks… I guess :p
Burnt Up Old Sausage: Sojiro's Super-Wooper-Fun-Science-Box just jumped in my head…believe me, something wrong will happen with it :p We have the same thoughts…weird! :D Ya, the moustache thingy, I was thinking about what Usui could say, so I decided he could sing. And so he did…because I'm the author! Mwahahaha! (stops when she sees everyone looking at her) Well, Houji is indeed so scary! If I was Shishio I would kill him. :p Yumi x Shishio rullez the world! And Sojiro rullez too! And randomness too! Woooooop! :p
And here is chapter ten! Enjoy!
When Shishio had his bandages and yoga suit back on thanks to Yumi, they both walked back to the room with the yoga mats. Outside, Kamatari and Chou ran to the other door. Usui didn't notice that Chou and Kamatari were gone and he still stood on the same spot. Until Chou came back and tapped Usui on the shoulder as a sign to follow him. Kamatari had already kneeled before the door to look trough the keyhole.
Kamatari: "Shishio-sama is so adorable in that yoga suit!"
Chou: "Don't you notice that you're the only one who thinks that…?"
Usui: "What is he…or she…doing anyway?"
Kamatari: "He sits on the mat with Yumi next to him."
Inside the room, Yumi began to talk to Shishio.
Yumi: "Okay Shishio-sama. Normally you should be relaxed now and you should be able to lay your leg in your neck. (lays her leg in her neck) You try it."
Shishio: "This is never going to work…Stupid yoga… (lays his leg in his neck) You see this is… (looks at his leg) I…I did it? (gets his leg away and jumps up) Hahaha! My stress is away! Watch out Japan! Shishio Makoto is back!"
Yumi: (standing up too) "Very good Shishio-sama! You did it! I…Shishio-sama?"
In a very quick speed, Shishio had pulled his kimono back on and ran to the door. He opened the door and tripped over Kamatari, who hadn't got the chance to stand up and ran away.
Shishio: (on the ground) "Urgh! Kamatari what were you doing there?"
Kamatari: (standing up) "Uhm…I saw something on the ground…?"
Chou: (slaps his own head)
Usui: "Really? What was it?"
Kamatari: (deadly glare to Usui)
Shishio: (standing up) "Well, it doesn't mater. It's time to conquer Japan! C'mon Yumi! You must see my moment of glory!"
Yumi: (smiling and grabbing Shishio's arm) "Yes Shishio-sama." (grins to Kamatari)
Kamatari: (deadly glare to Yumi)
Yumi and Shishio disappeared out of sight and suddenly Henya ran to them. He was out of breath and leaned with his hands on his knees.
Chou: "Wow, what's the problem Henya?"
Henya: "…Houji…"
Kamatari: "Yep, he's a problem all right…"
Henya: "…No…Houji fell…of…the mountain…"
Usui: "That's great! I don't see the problem really."
Henya: "It's my fault...If Shishio-sama discovers that…He'll kill me!"
Usui: "…I still don't see the problem."
Chou: "Of course you can't, you're blind!"
Kamatari: "Hhmm, let's search him then. To bad, for a second I thought Houji was gone…"
Everyone: (smiling dreamy)
Henya: "We'll take Fuji with us. He'll find Houji in no time."
And so the four members of the Juppongatana searched for Fuji and Saizuchi. After a few minutes they found them outside at the entrance of the mountain.
Saizuchi: "Repeat: Your eyes glitter like stars and your hair is beautiful like the sun…"
Fuji: (sweat drop) "Do I really have to repeat that?"
Saizuchi: (pointing at Fuji) "Hey! Do you want to be romantic or not?"
Fuji: (sighs) "Your eyes glitter like stars and your hair is beautiful like the…the moon…?"
Saizuchi: "No! Like the sun! The sun is beautiful! The moon is mysterious! (seeing Kamatari, Henya and Chou looking at him) What are you guys doing here?"
Henya: "Houji fell of the mountain…"
Fuji: "Finally! Something good happens!"
Saizuchi: "Let's celebrate!"
Chou: "No, we must search him, Shishio probably will kill Henya if he finds out."
Saizuchi: "Why would Shishio kill Henya?"
Kamatari: "Because it's his fault."
Fuji: "Henya did that? Great job Henya! Why didn't you do that earlier?"
Henya: "It was an accident!"
Usui: "Sure…"
Chou: "Well, we're here to ask if Fuji could help us find Houji."
Fuji: (seeing the ultimate chance to escape from Saizuchi romantic lessons) "Sure! No problem!"
With much trouble everyone climbed on Fuji and so they started their search for Houji. After ten minutes Chou saw something.
Chou: "There's something lying on the ground there!"
Fuji: (kneeling down to look)
Kamatari: "It's Houji's ugly green coat!"
Henya: "O no! He would never leave his coat behind, except if he would get crazy or would be…dead…!"
Usui: (jumping of Fuji's foot) "Leave it all to me!"
Usui walked to the coat, brought it to his nose and smelled. Chou, Henya, Kamatari, Saizuchi and Fuji looked at him with all one eyebrow rose.
Usui: "He is close! He can't be far away…Follow me!"
Usui started to sniff in the air and walked trough the forest. Fuji followed him carefully, watching out so he wouldn't step on Usui. Suddenly, Usui stopped and pointed at a bush.
Usui: "He's there! I'm certain! My nose is the best nose of the whole world!"
Fuji kneeled again so Kamatari, Chou and Henya could get of his shoulder. Chou picked a stone of the ground and threw it to the bush.
Sounds coming behind the bush: "Aaaargh!" "Kreep! Kreep" "Tkk, tkk, tkk"
They slowly approached the bush, holding their weapons ready to attack. Henya carefully looked behind the bush and his eyes went big from surprise. Kamatari and Chou looked too, and their eyes also went big. There was Houji, his clothes were all filthy and ripped. He was eating nuts and was surrounded by…
Chou: "Squirrels…?"
Houji raised his head and Kamatari saw that he missed a few teeth and that his toes sticked out his shoes.
Henya: "Houji! You're still alive!"
Kamatari: "C'mon lets go back to the mountain."
Houji: "But…what about my new friends?"
Usui: "You have friends?"
Houji: (pointing at the squirrels) "They are my new friends! And they're coming with me."
Chou: "Ya, just watch out that Shishio-sama doesn't see them, okay?"
Houji nodded and Fuji picked him up. The squirrels jumped on Fuji's hand and sat next to Houji. Kamatari and Chou both sighed and climbed on Fuji's shoulder again followed by Usui and Henya.
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Sojiro: (smiling and raising his hands in the air) "It's ready!"
Anji: "Is that the time machine?"
It looked like a remote controller from a TV, only it was smaller and had more buttons in different colours.
Sojiro: "Yep! Isn't it beautiful?"
Anji: "Well to be honest…I surely like that pink button!"
Sojiro: "That's the most important button of all! It takes us back in time. With the blue button you go back in days, and with the green button you go back in years. With the yellow button you let the machine now how many days or years you want to go back. Simple isn't it?"
Anji: "I guess…"
Sojiro: "Okay let's see…We'll go back a few more days before the Juppongatana Music Mix Show, so we'll find another way to get money for the battleship! Let us say…24 days… (pushing the yellow button 24 times) Now we push this button for days. (pushing the green button) And now I'll press the pink button, and we'll go 24 days back in time!" (brining his finger to the pink button)
Anji: (thinking) "Wasn't the green button for years…? Oho…" (yelling) "No don't push the pink button!"
Sojiro: (accidentally pushing the pink button)
Anji: "NOOOOOO!"
And then there was a white flash…
Sora: "And this is the end of this chapter!"
Shishio: "W-…What's happening? Why do you stop on a place like this? You're evil!"
Sora: (grinning) "I know…Mwahahaha!"
Shishio: "I want to know what's going to happen! You better continue or I'll burn you!"
Sora: (swallows) "Ya okay Shish…" (turns to reader) Hope you liked it! Till the next chapter!"
