Mana: Duh! I don't own! If I did...well...Bakura would strangle Tea. I am not evil. Just...pyscotic.
Imagine this horrible scene: (Careful, it might first seem innocent, but nooo! Don't fall for it!)

Its Spring Break. No school. A whole bloody week without any teacher's dirty looks. Not having to go through classes and all that walking. No PE. No math. No English(even though I don't mind it). No history. No science. No nothing. Fun, right?

What if you have absoloutly nothing to do? (A/N: Dun dun dun...)

"BUT hikari! I'M SOO BORED!" Bakura cried out for the umpteenth time while plopping down on the couch next to Ryou.
"Then intertain yourself!" Ryou almost shouted, getting an extreme headache from his yami's constent complaints. Bakura's face lite up with a smile. "In a way that doesn't include death, blood, pain, destoryment of anything, or anything that falls in those categories." Bakura didn't look all to happy anymore. Then, the yami smiled evilly and scooted over really close to Ryou.
"Anything but those?" Bakura said in a very hinting tone.
"Oh for the love of-" Ryou started, but then just started growling to himself. Bakura, still grinning like an idiot, put his arm around Ryou. But then, the annoying phone just happened to ring. They always seem to do that. Ryou got up from the couch and anwsered it, drowing out Bakura's loud mummbling.
"Hello?" Ryou said, way too chipper.
"How can he sound that happy when he was just yelling at me!" Bakura exclaimed to no one.
"Hi, its Yugi!" Yugi said, just as chipper from the other line.
"Oh, hello, Yugi."
"I was wonder if you were busy, because if you weren't, I was going to invite you out for just a little while."
"Gag! Gag! GAG!"
"Sure, sounds great Yugi. Where shall we meet?"
"Uhh...At my house, I guess."
"FINE! Leave me out! Goshie gee..."
"Okay! See you there soon." Ryou hung up the phone and then shot a small glare at his yami the seemed to say a whole lot of warnings and insults.
"What?" Bakura asked painly.
"Nevermind," Ryou said, sighing. "I'm going out for a little while. Do not do anything I would not approve."
"...Okay," Bakura said, everything that Ryou would not approve of slowly slipping back into his mind. They seemed very intertaining. And he also forgot that Ryou just said not to do them.
"I shall see you later," Ryou said, leaving the house. Bakura blinked a few times. He looked around smiling maliciously.
"Now, I wonder where he put those extemely sharp knives..." he said, pondering out loud.
"I HEARD THAT!" Ryou shouted from outside. Before Bakura knew it, Ryou was dragging him outside with him, on his way to see-

"But I don't want to visit the pharaoh's midget twin!" Bakura wailed, trying to latch himself onto the door.
"And I really don't care!" Ryou pointed out, tugging on Bakura's legs, trying to pry him from the door. "Its either stay in your soul room all day or come with!"
"...Hmm.." Bakura said. "The soul room doesn't sound too ba-"
"MY soul room all day or come with!" Ryou said, revising what he said. Bakura let go of the door.
"Fine..." he mummbled. Ryou smiled at his yami while nodding and then walked off. Bakura followed reluctantly, mummbling about evil hikaries and how they shouldn't be able to get away with this kind off stuff. "Yeah, they seem all cute and cuddly, but nooo!" Bakura said to himself, earning weird looks from the people walking down the street. "They are truly evil inside, planning to over throw all spirit-kind!" Some random guy was staring at Bakura with a weird look.
"Uhhh..." he said, blinking.
"WHAT!" Bakura shouted, making the guy jump and run.
"Bakura," Ryou said calmly, walking over and standing by said pysco. "I do not want to have to put you on a leash and drag you to Yugi's."
"Leash eh?" Bakura said, winking. Ryou shook his head sadly and stomped off, his insane other personality following him with a idiotic smile plastered on his face. The two finally made it to Yugi's house. Ryou knocked on Yugi's door, putting a smile on his face.
"Now, you are going to be a good yami," Ryou instructed, still smiling even though he didn't look too happy with his spacing off yami. "You will not banish anyone to the Shadow Realm, hurt anyone in anyway for any reason, or yell or scream at anyone for any reason."
"Uh-huh," Bakura said, finding more interest in the way two birds were trying to kill each other. Yugi opened the door.
"Oh hi Ryou," Yugi said, then noticed Bakura. "I didn't know he would be tagging along."
"I didn't want him to be left alone at home," Ryou said. "And he felt left out, so, I thought, he will be good, so why not."
"Whoever said-" Bakura started but Ryou shot him a fierce glare.
"You wouldn't mind Yami coming either, would you?" Yugi asked.
"Of course not!" Ryou said. "He can come...Wherever we are going...Where are we going?"
"Oh, just out for lunch," Yugi said. "And maybe we could go to the arcade afterwards..." Yami appered in the doorway beside Yugi.
"Oh, its you," both yamies said in unison, glaring at each other.
"I suggest we go now!" Yugi said, faking a chipper tone while grabbing Yami's arm and dragging him out of the house.
"Okay! To...uh..wherever we are having lunch!" Ryou said, point off into the distance.
"Right!" Yugi said, copying his fellow hikari. Both yamies stared at their hikaries weird.
"You mean I have to spend a whole friggin afternoon with the pharaoh when I could be doing usefull stuff!" Bakura cried.
"Oh, be still my heart," Yami said sarcastically, putting a hand over his heart. "I never knew you cared about me so much, Bakura. I love you too."
"Ha ha," Bakura said, rolling his eyes.
"Yugi, how come you didn't tell me the world was ending?" Yugi asked.
"You are right! They are talking to each other!" Ryou exclaimed. "Someone inform the news casters."
"Ta haha," Bakura laughed sarcastiaclly.
"Now all Yami needs to do is talk to Marik," Ryou said. "Then something is terribley wrong with your yami, Yugi."
"Didn't you see that from the start?" Bakura asked.
"At least I don't have bunny ears on top of my head," Yami said. Oh, here it comes. Thy ole bunnie eares insult. Almost as old as the-
"Well, I don't have a rainbow starfish for a head!" Bakura shot back.
"Should we go now?" Yugi asked Ryou. Ryou nodded and the two walked down the street, still hearing their yamies shoots and insults. It wasn't too long until they started cussing colourfully at each other in Egyptain.
"Hey, lets hide from them so it will scare them," Yugi suggested.
"How about the train-like thing over there?" Ryou said, pointing. Yugi nodded and the two borded this train-like thing, which just happened to be white with two purple letters on the front. Those two purple letters just happened to be K and C. No, its not KFC, no its not Pepsi either. Its just-Oh wait...The two letters just happened to be KC, standing for Kaiba Corp.

Joy to the world, Ryou and Yugi just bored their yamies hell train.