Mana: Trallallallala! I don't own Yugioh! Trallallallala!


Yugi and Ryou snickered slightly as they got onto the train. Yugi sat down on one of the seats while Ryou stood.
"This should probably just take us to the place we wanted to go anyway," Yugi said, leaning back.
"I can just imagine the look on their faces when they notice we're gone," Ryou said, sighing happily. "Oh well. Their problem." Without being noticed, Kaiba himself was eyeing the two from a distance. Yes, he was on the train. Duh. For some odd reason, he felt himself getting a small crush on our white haired hikari. He would tell Ryou that, if Yugi and the others weren't always following him. But see, today Kaiba was in a good mood...and he doesn't have those very often. Not very often. Really. So, the CEO got up from where he was sitting. (A/N: This is going to be a big shock. Hold onto your computer chairs, everyone.) He walked over to where our favourite hikaries were sitting. They didn't notice him standing there. How, I don't know. He's bloody six four. After a few seconds, Kaiba grabbed Ryou's rear end. (A/N: XD I TOLD you so!) Ryou pratically jumped threw the train roof. He squeaked before spinning around to see Kaiba. Yugi had a shocked look on his face, but Ryou's was even more priceless.
"Sorry, I just had to do it," Kaiba said, shrugging as if it was a simple thing. Yami and Bakura materialized near the scence. Ryou was stuttering non-understandable giberish when they got there. And what Kaiba did: He just walked off, smiling to himself. Yugi's mouth had dropped open from shock.
"What happened?" Yami asked, blinking.
"He-That-Why-What-AAHHH!" Ryou sputtered.
"We should get off now," Yugi advised as the train stopped. Bakura grabbed his hikari's arm and leaded him off the train.
"So, Yugi since you are the only one who can talk at the momment," Yami said. "What put Ryou in this..weird...state?"
"Kaiba grabbed his butt," Yugi said. Bakura blinked and then started laughing histerically. Yami just blinked. Ryou was still sputtering nonsense. And of course, the two pysco blondes just happened to hear this while walking by.
"I can't blame Kaiba," Marik(yami) said, waltzing over to the group of four. "He does have a fine a-" Malik and Bakura both smacked Marik.
"Oh great," Yami mummbled under his breath.
"Hello Bakura!" Malik said, and then looked over at Yami and started talking sarcastiaclly. "And pharaoh. Allow me to bow down to you." Malik got on the ground in the whole bowing down postion. Bakura kept laughing. Yami glared at both of them.
"I have come to the conclusion that I hate you both," Yami said. "A lot." Ryou had snapped back to life(kinda) and was just staring off into Ra knows where.
"Aw, I tink my wittle hikari is scwared," Bakura said in a baby talk tone, poking Ryou's arm. Ryou glared.
"Not funny!" he said, crossing his arms and pouting.
"He's right Bakura," Yami pointed out. "It is far from funny." Bakura just shrugged and turned his attention to a random kid throwing a tantrum because of his mom.
"Hey! I've got something fun we can do!" Malik suggested.
"No," Yugi, Yami, and Ryou all said in unison.
"We can have a HUMONGO party!" Malik said, grinning like an idiot.
"Parties are fun!" Marik said.
"Not when you have pysco yamies running around..." Yami said, glowering.
"...You just called yourself pysco," Yugi pointed out, blinking.
"No, I said pysco yamies, I'm just a yami," Yami explained.
"So, are we going to have a party of not?" Malik asked. "Please?"
"Party?" Bakura asked, his eyes lightening up. "Like, a party that will include lots of fun, crazy, insane stuff?"
"Yes," Marik said.
"Oh pleeeeaaaasssseee Ryou!" Bakura said, clinning onto Ryou's arm with a death grip. "PLEASE let us go! I won't be bad!...As often!" Ryou sighed, looking down at his yami who had the most innocent look a yami could muster.
"...Fine," Ryou said, trying to shake his yami off.
"Well, if they are going, I guess we could!" Yugi said, smiling.
"You aren't going alone!" Yami said.
"So you're coming?" Yugi asked, doing his eyes going into puppy eyes form.
"Oh Ra...The eyes..." Yami said, trying to look away.
"Pweesey pweese?"
"Okay..."
"YAY!" Bakura and Marik did their insane cackle before running off to Ra knows where. Malik chased after them, shouting for them to stop, Yugi yanked Yami off to follow them, and Ryou shook his head sadly before following.

Several Time Thingits Later at Ryou and Bakura's home

The groupies had decided on going to stay at Ryou's place that night somehow. At the momment, it was about seven at night and they all were sitting in a circle in the living room. Yami wasn't too happy with the other two yamies who were smiling evilly like the crazy freaks they are. Yugi was just smiling and sitting their being cute, Ryou was giving Bakura a glare, even though he didn't notice, and Malik was...well...being Malik.
"So...What are we going to do right now?" Yami asked, not sounding at all happy.
"Truth or Dare!" Marik called out.
"Okay," Ryou said. "Doesn't sound too dangerous."
"Who starts?" Malik asked. There was one of those long, akward silences as everyone looked at each other. Bakura grinned devilishly.
"I will," he said, his voice pratically dripping with darkness. Everyone blinked. "Okay...Ryou, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Ryou said. He didn't trust Bakura if he said dare. I mean, come on! This is Bakura we're talking about! Reading ...Typing... Whatever.
"Truth..." Bakura started thinking. "Truth truth truth..."
"Holy crap, Bakura is thinking," Marik said. "Someone inform the world! Its a break in-"
"Have you ever liked someone else?" Bakura asked, making it sound more like a dare. Ryou blushed slightly.
"Uh...Yes," Ryou said.
"Who?"
"That wasn't part of it, I do not have to anwser."
"Fine. I'll find out somehow. Your turn."
"Okay...Yami, truth or dare?"
"Dare," Yami said, knowning that Ryou probably couldn't think of anything too bad. But of course, that would be if Ryou was thinking.
"I can't think of-" Ryou started, but then Bakura just had to start a mind-link. (Hikari to yami   Yami to hikari)
Dare him to read a page of his journal!
...He has a journal?
Yes.
And how do you know this?
I just do, now say it!
"I dare you to read a page out of your journal," Ryou said. Yami blinked a few times.
"How did you know about that?" Yami asked curiously.
"I just do," Ryou said, shrugging.
"Too bad for you, I don't have it with me."
"Its in the Puzzle, you baka," Bakura said.
"How did you know! Wait...You probably told Ryou to say that dare, huh!" Bakura grinned and nodded. Yami glared and then materilized a small book from the Puzzle.

/Five minutes later/ (A/N: XP)

Everyone, execpt the very mad looking Yami, were rolling on the floor with laughter. Most of them crying from laughing. Yami shut the book and made it disapper.
"Its my turn," he said, glaring at the tomb robber. "Bakura, Truth or Dare"
"Dare," Bakura said, grinning. Yami smirked. Of course Bakura would say dare. And boy, did the pharaoh have a great one.


Mana: XP XD X) 

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