"CITRIUS!"
By Miss Japan
Dedicated to my shonen ai loving friends Sammy, Kayliegh and the weird one Helen.

Disclaimer: If I don't own Shaman King, that's why I'm stuffing Manta-koi in a suitcase and escaping to Iceland to freeze our asses off.

Yoh Asakura came home from a long day of training. Coming home to a relaxing home. It seemed like some sort of far away joke, but Yoh knew that he would not marry Anna. He knew his love belonged to no one other than Manta Oyamada. He finally arrived home, Funbari Onsen Inn. Open flew the door, with the shortest, and cutest bishonen at the thresh hold, Manta.

"Yoh-kun! I'm so happy your home!" Manta said. Yoh smiled at Manta. He bent down a gave Manta a kiss. Their love was to be a secret, for the couple did not know what the others would think. But they were very lousy at faking the truth. Everyone knew. The two had thought they had faked Hao, Horo Horo, Ren, Lyserg, Pirika, Anna and Tamao. They were wrong.

Horo grinned. Ren grimaced. Yoh's butt was in the air from kissing Manta and Horo was behind it. Ren gave Horo a sharp glare, and Horo gave a defying one, followed by a wink. SMACK! Horo had slapped Yoh Asakura's butt. All kissing had stopped between Manta and Yoh. Yoh whirled around, face flushed and slapped Horo's face repeatedly, followed by Ren's just for being there. A series of death threats as well as curses followed between the two parties. Horo thought about Hemorrhoids. Anna stepped outside as soon as she heard the rucus. "Yoh, stop being gay. You know I'm homophobic." Anna said while picking her nose. She flicked one of the boogers at Yoh. Outraged Yoh withdrew his blade as stabbed Anna. She died a long painful and bloody death. Many thought this was enetertaining, especially Ailiens 1 and 2 from the Toilet Chronicles.

Everyone cheered due to Anna's death. At her funeral Horo sat on the casket and farted on her face. The smell was so intoxicating that everyone cried. "What? It's from all the laxatives I've been taking! A growing boy shouldn't be constipated right?" Hao ran to the casket and threw up in Anna's face after hearing this. Then Horo announced that he was going to be a pimp, so the whole world died from laughter.

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End!Stayed tuned for Horo's Pimping Experince! R&R!