Author's Note: Sorry for the short chapter. It was a sort of test. I guess it worked, I know have an estimation of how much I need to write to create a DECENT chapter. Boy, my old idea was left cold….This isn't much better. Really an informational chapter, don't worry I've got quite a lot planned right now.
P.S: You got a little something…no, a little to the left…..ok you got it. Use a napkin sometime, will ya?
The landing gear popped out and Samus felt the turbulence of entering an atmosphere. She headed in and popped right into the middle of the metroid mass.
Oh, we have you.
So it's we instead of they? You give in too easy.
Never, we are just ready for you….
Why's that?
We knew you would come back…the 3rd time We believe…
No, only twice.
Lies!
Never. I came once a long time ago. Now I come to redeem myself.
That is not why you are here…..
Yes it is….
You lie through your horrible gritted teeth. I sense your uneasiness. I know you. All too much.
You are just a non-existing force.
Then you must be insane.
Not at all.
Then why do you come? Tell the truth…
Because. I've returned to get that which gives me sanity. Now piss off. I've had enough of the damn voices.
Your human swearing will not make us disappear.
Yea. But killing you will.
She opened the door and blast with her Ice beam in all directions. "You know, form the voices I thought metroids were smart. But it turns out, they're just a few ice lumps."
All around the metroids were frozen. She cocked her missile launcher and chuckled. "This…" she said as she heard the confirming click. "Is gonna be fun…."
She could here "I Feel Like a Woman" playing in her head as she blasted around her. The metroids exploded in balls of ice as the missiles just blew up in any close vicinity.
You suck….
That's it? Funny, I was just thinking the same thing…
Yes, I know, I was merely repeating you.
Then you have some serious(avert yon eyes!) fucking problems to deal with. I think I just took out half your mass.
They were all just replaced.
What?
We just increased in number. We are omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient.
Well lets see if you're omniscrewed.
She walked onward onto the planet to remember the rocks, the formations, the clouds that are yellow like beer-stained teeth. The orange sand stuck in her boot joints and she heard the crunch with every step.
Why am I here… She suddenly thought.
Hehehehehehehe…..
What the (here it is again…)fuck are you doing to me? Stop!
We will have you….
I'll have your heads, you damned metroids…
