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Chapter 3: Preparing for Jr.'s rather cheap surprise party.

Albedo was bored. He decided to crash Jr.'s party. After all, he could be the entertainment by blowing up his head and regenerating it. In fact, he once did that for a children's party gig…he never knew why he didn't get any call backs.

" Time to pay a visit to Rubedo," said Albedo, " Because at one time we were one. AND NOT THAT KIND OF ONE!"

" I didn't say anything," I said.

" Hello, Luna." he replied.

" Albedo…eep!" I shrieked.

" That's the 2nd voice I scared off today," said Albedo, " Oh well, off to Rubedo's…"

Meanwhile…

Everyone returned to Shion with their findings.

" I couldn't find any balloons, but I did find some plastic bags," said Ziggy.

" Plastic bags still exist?" asked Jin.

" They do now," I said.

" It'll have to do," said Shion.

" I couldn't get a cake, so I made one," said Jin, holding a brown cake with the words 'Happy Brithday Jr.' written sloppily on it with white icing.

" Jin! You spelt birthday wrong!" cried Shion.

" Oh…it appears so," said Jin.

" Well, what flavor is it?" she asked.

" Curry. There was nothing else-"

" CURRY? You made a birthday cake out of curry!"

" Yes. It seems so."

Shion sighed, and said, " Allen, what did you find?"

"..Some socks, a stick of gum, and half used bottle of shaving cream, and earring and a cactus." said Allen.

" Great! I'm sure Jr. will love it!" said Shion.

" Speaking of love, chief- er Shion, I love-" began Allen.

" I AM CHAOS! HEAR ME ROAR!" screamed Chaos, cutting him off.

Chaos did a cartwheel, and commenced dancing. Then he said, " Want real chaos?"
A blue figure appeared, looking as if it was completely made of water. And then a blue hedgehog appeared.

" Give us back the chaos emeralds!" said the hedgehog.

The gang stared, transfixed.

" It…talked," said Allen.

The hedgehog looked around confused.

" UH, sorry, wrong videogame," said the hedgehog; and as quickly as he and the blue thing appeared; they disappeared.

" That…was weird.." said Shion.

Meanwhile….

On the Durandal, the place was packed for Jr.'s birthday. Balloons, streamers, a cake; you name it; it was there.

Gaigun was there, talking with Helmer and the lot about…stuff.

There was dancing and music and everyone was having a wonderful time. Even Captain Matthews, Hammer and Tony were there.

That's when Gaigun noticed it.

" Hey…where's Jr.?" he asked.

Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at him.

"Damn!" cried Captain Matthews, " I must've left the little master and the group in the Elsa. Hammer had the thing in lock down when we left."
" Hey! It wasn't my fault!" said Hammer, hands in front of him defensively, " It was Tony's idea! He wanted to see how long it would take until they noticed they were locked in!"

Gaigun, Hammer and the Captain glared at Tony.

" What?" he asked.

" How do we open it?" asked Gaigun.

" It's only operational from the inside," explained Hammer.

" And we can't send them a transmission because that would take the fun out of it," said Tony.

" So, it's a matter of seeing how long they stay in there until one of them notices its locked." said Gaigun.

" Which could take a while," said Matthews, " A long while. Stupid idiots!"
Back to Canaan…

Canaan ran his hand through his hair, still ugly tomato red.

" It's still red and gross," said Canaan, who was walking alongside KOS-MOS.

Just then, Jr. appeared, glaring.

" It looks good on you, though," said Canaan, quickly.

" Thanks a lot," muttered Jr., " So where are you guys heading?"

" Chaos…must pay." said KOS-MOS.

" Huh? So that's why your uniform is stained and KOS-MOS has shaving cream all over her." said Jr., in realization, " By the way, is that the same uniform you've been wearing for the past 14 years?"

" No! Of course not!" responded Canaan.

" Don't you wonder why chaos was acting insane?" asked Jr.

" Don't care. Pay. MUST." stated KOS-MOS.

" Maybe it had to do with that chat I had with him…" said Jr., suddenly.

" Chat? Oh…no." said Canaan.

Flashback: militian conflict 14 yrs ago

" We will go down to the Militan Place where the Zohar is," said chaos, " Or thought to be. AH! This is my first mission. I think I have to change my pants…"

Canaan knew the guy for 5 seconds and he already creeped him out.

" That's nice…" said Canaan, " Helmer, I don't think the kid is up for this."

" Nonsense, he'll be fine," said Helmer, who was on the screen.

" So Canaan, do Realians eat?" asked chaos, " Sleep? Dance? Pee?"

" Do you always ask people this?" asked Canaan.

chaos nodded.

" Did you ever think of being more secretive?" asked Canaan, " And perhaps less…disturbing?"

" Oh. I see. I'm too open and talkative for you." said chaos, " I see. I'll become cryptic and enigmatic from now on."

Canaan sighed. At least the guy listened and he didn't have to hear any unnecessary info from him. Like when he wet himself and asking about the life of Realians.

Back to the present

" Chaos tends to take things too seriously if you suggest something," said Canaan, " believe me, I know."

" CANAAN! JR! COME BACK!" shrieked a voice.

" MOMO!" they both screamed, and ran off.

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