Authors Notes:
Now, to all reviewers, I know that kiss was kinda cliche, but I couldn't help myself! And if you still havn't checked out that website it's http: It shows the Haldir as I see him, not as he is in the movie. Alright, just had to get my point across. Next chapter should be Crystal's if she can get it done by then. Now, lets start writing!sips coffee
California Dreaming,
Danielle (aka Lorwen)
Danielle
"Oh, over the hills and through the woods to grandmother's house we go!" I sang loudly.
Crys laughed, and Legger said "Lorwen.."
"The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh!" I replied, getting louder,
"LORWEN!" Lego shouted
"LEGOLAS!" I shouted back.
Legolas sighed and slinked off. "I win!" I said proudly.
"Let us make camp on the hill before crossing the southren pass." Gandy siad. "I have a feeling that the south pass is being wathced, my dear chap." Elanor said, patting Gandalfs back, or actually the back of his leg. "We shall see." Gandy said. "This looks like a good spot, nice and exposed to all," I observed. "But a good watchpoint." stated Lego.
Crystal was digging through my backpack. "Twister!" I heard her yell. "What? I didn't put that in my backpack. Curses you Sierra." I said, automatically blaming my sister. "What's Twister?" Aragorn asked. Me and Crystal snuck glances at eachother, snickering. "Its the one party game..." Crys started. "To Rule Them All!" We both finshed. '
Gandalf looked at us as though we were freaks (which I don't doubt we are), and then he turned to watch Boromier teach Pippen and Merry to sword fight. After a half hour, in which we explained how to play Twister, including which hand is your left, and which is your right, to Leggers, Aragorn, Frodo, and Gimli, I saw the smudge on the distance.
Even with my elvish eyes it was a smudge. "Sauruman's Spies!" I shouted, a little louder then necassary. Everyone scurried to pack up camp. I tripped over at least three hobbits on my way to hide under a bush. Me and Lego were the last to find a hiding spot, we both ended up under a scraggly bush behind a rock.
I flattened myself on the ground, and he did to. When those birds passed over, it was super creepy. They circled around for about five minutes, then left. With one hand, I had been biting my fingernails, and with the other I had been squeezing Lego's hand.
Legolas tried to jerk his hand out of my grip, but it was my all known death grip. He was not going anywhere, hee hee. Alright, I eventually let go to Lego's relief.
"The pass is being watched. We must go over the mountain" Gandalf said. Well, ain't that just dandy. I reached into my backpack and grabbed Crystals light blue parka and my black Hurley jacket. We put them on, and I realized how weird we looked.
But who cared, we'd be freezing our butts off in about ten minutes now. As we climbed the trail up, I once again sifted through my back pack.
"Hey Ele, theres gum in here!" I said.
"Want some juicyfruit?" I asked Legolas. He looked at it interestingly, then stuffed it in his mouth, almunum and all.
"Stupid elf! You were supposed to take the cover off first!" Ele told him.
Legolas sheepishly accpeted another piece, this time carefully taking off the wrapper.
"This is loads better then that Lembas stuff" Merry said.
"Can I have two pieces?" Pip asked. He was starting to sound like Sierra. Laughing, I gave him a little bit. Crystal's parka was too big for her now, but it was still warm for her, so she was happy.
Mine was too short. Curses. I gave it to Frodo and then shivered. Why can't elves have built-in heating systems as well! I wanted more then anything to find a Starbucks coffeeshop on the mountain, just around the corner. The first sight of snow, surprisingly, was a ten foot drift.
We walked around it, then we ended up in waist deep snow, well, at least waist deep for me. For Ele it was over her head. I pity her, and the Humans, and Gandalf. Me and Lego were skipping on top of the snow.
"Prancy little elves" Crystal muttered.
"Shit-faced drunk little hobbits" I snapped back.
Crystal rolled her eyes, and then jumped into Legos arms, smirking at me. She then put the back of her hand to her forehead and said "Carry me to the top, my love! I feel I cannot go further!"
Legolas dropped her disgusted, and I laughed.
"Stop laughing and carry me on your back, Lorwen." Ele said.
"Puh'leze! How are you gonna make me oh master of the tavren!" I joked, poking Crystal.
"I'll tell everyone about that little dream you told me you had with a certain member of this group." She said tauntingly. Shit, I had no choice. I bent down and she hopped on my back.
I convinced Lego to carry my backpack. Suddenly the mountain shook, and I heard Sauruman's voice. Crap, this is the part where I know I'm going to get serious frostbite. Mounds of snow fell down on us, and I was crushed.
I sat there for many minutes, not being able to talk, for my lungs were crushed. Jeez, I could barely even breath! Must not black out, Must no black out... Finally I felt little hobbit feet trampling me.
"Found her!" I heard Sam shout. Legolas grabbed my arm, and pulled me out, brushing snow off me. I gasped for breath, there were these huge spots in front of my eyes.
"Is she okay?" Ele asked.
"Yeah I'm fine.." I said still gasping. Everyone began to talk, and I ignored them, becuase I had found my Gameboy SP and I was playing Kingdom Hearts. Yayness!
"Then we shall pass through the Mines of Moria." I heard Gandy say. Shit! I was clausterphobic, I hated being under ground. This was going to suck Crystal looked at me, and then motioned to Gandalf. I nodded, knowing his death was near. We walked down the mountain slowly, with me shotting worried looks at Gandy every five seconds. Enjoying Him while he was still Gray and still knew his name.
