The PRETTY Girl

Warnings: PEOPLE! THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING FANFIC YOU'LL EVER READ! IF YOU DIE FROM THE ANNOYINGNESS I CAN'T GET SUED BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY WARNED YOU!

I do NOT own Beyblade, because if I did there'd be a new character introduced called Laney, and Rei would magically fall in love with her.

Max was walking and he suddenly stopped. In front of him was a pretty girl. She was really pretty.

He thought 'Wow! She's so pretty!' She was pretty.

He walked up to the pretty girl and said "You're really pretty" and it was true because she was really pretty. She was pretty.

When people saw the pretty girl, they thought 'Wow! She's really pretty!' and the pretty girl knew that she was really pretty. The girl was pretty. Very pretty. She has pretty blue eyes and a pretty nose and pretty lips. She was pretty.

Max was thinking 'Wow! She is really pretty!' And it was true because the pretty girl really was pretty. That was the truth; She was pretty.

The pretty girl said "I know I am pretty."

"How are you doing, pretty girl?" Max asked the pretty girl.

"Pretty good" she answered.

Then, another guy walked up to the pretty girl and said "Wow! You are really pretty!" But he was also thinking; 'Wow! She is really pretty!'

/(/( Five Hours Later )/)/

Max walked into his house which he shared with Tyson, Kai, Rei, and Kenny. He had also brought the really pretty girl with him. She was pretty. He was thinking; 'I am really glad to have this pretty girl with me because she is really pretty!'

When he walked in, everybody turned around to see the pretty girl standing with Max.

Max thought; 'Oh no! Everybody is going to have a crush on my pretty girl!' And it was true, they did have a crush on the pretty girl, because she was so pretty!

First, Tyson said "Wow! She's really pretty!" While Rei was thinking; 'She's really pretty'. She was pretty.

Kenny spoke up, "She is exquisitely pretty!" She was pretty.

Kai just opera-sang "I've been working on the railroad!"

And then Tyson thought, 'Wow! She's really pretty!' She was pretty.

While Rei said, "You're very beautiful!" and Kenny thought, 'Wow! She's exquisitely pretty!' But Kai was talking to his imaginary friend; Hubert the Hotdog. The girl was pretty.

They all thought at the same time 'She's so pretty!' while Kai applied pink sparkly nailpolish to his toenails. She was pretty.

Dingdingding! went the alarm! "Oh, no!" eeeeked Kai, "time to take out my curlers." and then he cheered happily "lets go shopping!" and the pretty girl was excited because she loved shopping! She was pretty.

Kai came back with his new make-up set and jumped on his bed. "Yay", he cheered.

He started applying his new make-up while the pretty girl went to look at herself in the mirror. 'I am pretty', she thought. Kenny thought that she was pretty. Rei thought that she was pretty. Tyson thought that she was pretty. Max thought that she was pretty. She was pretty.

And then Tyson, Kenny, Max, and Rei walked into Kai's room. They all went to admire the pretty girl. She was pretty. But then, when Kai turned around, he was so pretty that they fell in love with him! And they all went over to admire his... beautiful-ness.

"No!" shouted the pretty girl, "I am pretty! I am pretty! I am pretty I am pretty I am pretty!" And she went on for so long that she blew up because she didn't get enough attention... and because she was a Mary Sue (DUH!). dundundun And they all fell in love with Kai, (Because we all know that he's a Mary Sue.) ... (In some odd twisted way... )

Fin

Teehee… don't you love the new and improved Kai?