I finished Pre Teen Titans today. It's my best work, besides Code Lyoko Insanity (the series). This is good too, so read it.
In Slade's Mom's Hideout, Cartman was learning the way of the creepy masked villan.
"First," Slade instructed him, "You must learn proper mask cleaning techniques. The key is to polish in a circular motion with the rag. Apply just the right amount of evil Mask polish."
"This is gay," Cartman said. "When do I get to kill Kyle?"
"Don't you dare call my mask gay!" Slade roared at the fat child. Cartman recoiled in terror and began polishing the mask. "Good, my young apprentice. Soon, very soon, you will make yourself known to this world."
Hours later, Slade was at his giant evil keyboard. Cartman's training was almost complete, if only he wasn't so damn whiney all the time, he whined almost as much as Terra did. Even more, actually, as the familiar voice called his name.
"Slade? Can I go blow up the city now?" Cartman asked.
"No, apprentice. It's not time now. You can blow it up tomorrow."
There was a pause, then "But Slaaaaade, I wanna go blow up the city now!"
"I said no apprentice!"
Another pause. Then, "But Slaaaaaade, I wanna-" Cartman's voice became incomprehensible as his whining became more and more high pitched. Finally, Slade could take it no more. "ALL RIGHT!!! JUST STOP WHINING DAMN IT!!!"
"Sweet," Cartman said in his normal voice. He grabbed his super disintegratorcannonthingy and was out the door.
Meanwhile, in South Park, the boys were at Chef's house.
"You see childran," Chef explained, "Slade was a horrible villan. He established a base in a nonexistent city called 'Jump' and conducted his evil buisiness from there. A gang of superheros stood up to him and defeted him, sending him into a pool of lava, because his apprentice betrayed him for no reason whatsoever."
"Wow," Stan said, "What a bitch."
"I know," Chef said. "See childran, before I came to South Park, I lived in Jump. One day, Slade came to my house and kidnapped me. My dad thought it was the damn Loch Ness Monster again and just yelled 'I ain't givin' you no damn tree fitty!' Slade took me to his evil mechanical factory of doom and told me to be his apprentice. He trained me to fight and sent me to rob banks and kill people. One day, though, I'd had enough."
"What did you do?" asked Kyle
"Slade was hitting me and telling me to go murder some guy named Troy. I didn't and I hit him and broke his mask. Then I ran away and lived in Jump for another few years before coming here."
"Any questions?" he finished. Kenny raised his hand and asked "Mmm mph mmmph mphhh mphhhphh."
"I have no idea why it's called Jump, didn't you listen childran? Your friend is in terrible danger and you ahve to help him!"
"But we hate him," said Kyle.
"He's still your friend though, and you have to help him." Chef said. "Come on childran, we're getting on the next flight to Jump City."
Kenny giggled at the name.
RR76: Sorry. Bad chapter I guess. Writers block. Next chapter's better though.
CARSON: Yes it is.
RR76: You don't exist yet, get back in my brain!
CARSON: Make me!
RR76: This'll take a while. For those of you who are confused, look for him in another story I plan to write eventually.
