RR76:Hello. Sorry for the lack of an update, I've been busy for the last week. Plus... WRITERS BLOCK!!! EEEEEEEEVIL!!! Anyway... Sit back and read, people. Whitebrow, do the disclamer.

WHITEBROW: First tell me that my kung-fu is the best in the world.

RR76: Never!

ATOR: My kung-fu is the best in the world!

WHITEBROW: Let's find out! KUNG FU FIGHT!!!

RR76: Carson...

CARSON: On it. (shoots both of them with a Colt .45 revolver)

CARSON: Raidersrule76 does not own anything in this story. Except me.

RR76: You don't count, you're just the disclamer. If you're nice, maybe I'll write that story with you.

CARSON: Yay!

WHITEBROW: My kung fu is the best in the world, and I will prove it! (runs off)

RR76: Wimp... Oh, now read the story!

Cartman was bored. He'd been searching for things to blow up for the past three hours, and all he'd managed to blow up was a trash can and a sign that said "Wide Load". He was about to give up when he saw a group of hippies doing crack on a street corner. 'Hippies piss me off...' he thought, and aimed the gun at them. Suddenly, a black aura surrounded the gun and it flew out of his hands. Cartman turned to see a girl in a blue robe, another girl with red hair and orange skin, a green kid, and a robot guy, all looking like they were going to hurt him. He started to panic, and turned around to run, only to see a boy in green tights and a yellow cape standing there clutching a metal staff. "Titans, go!" the boy shouted.

Chef and the boys disembarked from the plane in Jump City International Airport (JCIA). They walked down the terminal to a cab and paid the driver to take them downtown, using Kenny's share of the Insanity money to pay.

"Mph, mmm mph mmmmph phm phm mph?" Kenny asked, irritated (who wouldn't be?)

"Because Kenny," Stan said, "you're the poorest kid here, and you don't know how to use money."

"Dude, that sounded like something Cartman would say!" said Kyle.

"And speaking of Eric..." Chef said. "Look!" The cabs occupents looked over to see Cartman fighting off 4 teenagers in costumes and a robot. Chef ran in the center of the fray and grabbed Cartman. "What the hell are you doing?!" he demanded. "He's just a boy!"

"That boy is a dangerous criminal, and must be put in the large dwelling!" the girl with red hair said. "He attempted to murder the strange, foul smelling, long haired ones who abuse hallucanegenic drugs!"

"Dude, like, no way, like, the man always keeps us down." a hippie said. "Free love! Free weed!"

"You sure we shouldn't just let him kill the hippies?" the girl in the blue robe said cynically.

"'Ai, how about asking the boy how he feels about all of this, huh?" Cartman snapped irritably.

"Shut up, fat boy!" the robot said.

"I'm not fat, I have a slow metabolism!"

"Nuh-uh, you're fat!" the green kid said.

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"Why don't we let Beast boy talk to the kid," blue robe said dryly. "and leave the rest of us out of it? He seems to be able to communicate with it well enough."

The boys walked up to Cartman and Stan said to him "Hey, fat ass, we're here to take you home."

But then... out of nowhere, an elderly Asian man with long, bushy white eyebrows and a white beard came and grabbed Cartman. "Fools!" he said. "My kung fu is the best in the world! I am the only one who can take the boy!"

A foot crashed into his head, and Cartman fell to the ground. All present gazed at the new arrival. Standing behind the old man stood Slade.

Chef and the boys backed up against a wall. "This is it, childran," Chef said. "Now Slade and Whitebrow will fight to the death over Cartman!"

"Dude, who the hell is Whitebrow?" Kyle asked.

Suddenly, a rock came crashing onto Kenny. Out of a warehouse stepped a blond girl in a weird suit.

"Oh my God, she killed Kenny!" Stan exclamed.

"You bastard!" Kyle shouted.

Then Carson came out of nowhere, killed the girl, impaled her head on a pike, and ran off. Beastboy screamed, and Raven slapped him.

RR76: Hope that'll hold ya over. I think I killed Terra good enough, don't you?

CARSON: Can I keep the pike?

RR76: Sure.

CARSON: YAY!!!