All charaters belong to J.K Rowling...

Note: Hello!!This is my first fic ever so be nice to me! I usually write for all type of catagories, but this is mainly humour. There is absolutely no plot line in this fic whatsoever. This story contains slash. No animals were harmed in the making of this story, and yes, that includes squirrells and gophers. Warning! All the books spoilers!!Yay!!Let the story begin!

Chapter ½:What The Fuck Happenned Here!!!!!!

Harry Potter, Golden Boy, The-Boy-Who-Lived-Too-Long-For-His-Own-Bloody- Good was bored. All summer long he had been stuck in his aunt and uncle's house(away from Dudley), not receiving an owl from any of his friends. He was beginning to think that they forgot about him, and no longer having the need to talk to him considering what happened last year and all that shit.

Suddenly the doorbell rang.(What a suprise -_- U) "Get the door, boy!" Harry heard his uncle's booming noise from the kitchen. Harry stormed out of his room and in front of the door, where the bell rang two more times.

"I told you to get the door!!" Screamed uncle Vernon. "I'm going you fucking bastard.." Harry muttered under his breath. Harry slowly opened the door and looked ouside. Nobody was there.

"Hello there." Said a small voice. Harry looked down and saw a small group of squirrells, gophers, chimpmunks, and gerballs.

"What the fuck!?!?!" Harry yelled, aghast. He stared at the group of furballs in suprise. "Yo nigga, we need a crib to crash, yo." Said a small dark gerball by the name of Jay Z Crazy.

" ..." And yet Harry said nothing. " Yo bastard. Didn't you hear the nigga. He wants to stay in this crib yo Motherfucking bastard!" Said another dark gerball named 40 cent.

"Uh, OK" Replied Harry, confused.

"AHHHHHH!!!!Men go down!" Screamed a high voice as all the furry animals got in the house.

"Yo , chippy, what's wrong brotha. Yo goin' crazy yo or somethin'? Cause you sound like a bitch on crack . Got it, Bi-otch?" Said 40 cent.

"Yeah 40. I think I can handle this shit fo' a while. But I'm worried abou' poor Yami being raped by Kaiba." Said Chippy the attack gopher.

"Of fucking shit!!!" Screamed all the animals so loud that Harry inched away from them. "We all fo'got abou' poo' Yami niggas!"Said a gopher named Christina Mangila.

"Everybody stand clear, cause we gonna get backup in this shit!" Said Snoop Dawg the squirrell.

"We gotta contact Ludacris and Ludagranma, and Hobo my Nobo up in this shit...!" Continued Snoop Dawg. He took out a giant laptop from his pocket(WTF!?!?!?Pocktes?) and smelled the air arounded.

"Yo man, who fucking pissed in this shit again yo?" He asked and all eyes were on Piss the Fiss. "Wel it's not like I had a choice, niggas." He said. "Do not fight. Yo know yo niggas gotta respect each othe', or yo'll gonna get shot and/or stabbed." Said a wise voice from behind.

Harry looked past all the animals and saw a white squirrell with gold chains on his neck, and earring, and rings in his chubby squirrelly fingers. His tail had tattoos.

"Oh niggas. It's M&M, yo. It's time to get dirrty." Said Christina Mangila.

TBC... § § § § § §

That was wierd.

Don worry, more chappies sooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!