All characters belong to J.K Rowling...yeah right
Note: This is Koyto-chan yet again, here to tell you sorry I took long to update but I had some business to finish. looks at Piss the Fiss it took about a year to get the smell off. --
Chapter 1: Scarred For Life
Harry stared at the squirrels, gophers, gerballs, and chimpmunks in shocled awe. "Ummmmmm...who are you again?" He asked the white squirrel. M&M glared at him. "Yo bitch, you don't know who M&M is? Bitch, I be the greatest white squirrel rapper ever. Vanilla Ice-Cream ain't got no shit on me, bi-otch. I am the granddaddy of them all."
M&M moved away from the rest and jumped on top of Harry's chest. "You wanna mess wit me, huh bitch, you wanna mess wit me?" He shoved a finger to Harry's nose.
Suddenly, a loud shriek was heard and it killed at the animals, including M&M. From the distance, you could see a naked Draco Malfoy running from a group of horny Death Eaters.
"THE HUMANITY! SAVE THE HUMANITY! KITTIES ARE DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!" Draco Malfoy screamed and jumped into Harry's arms. The Death Eaters tried to get him but the smell of Pis the Fiss choked them and they all died.
Draco and Harry stared at them before Draco kissed Harry. "THANK YOU MASTER! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU!" Draco sobbed and fell on his knees.
"Um...put on clothes?" Harry inquired.
Draco nodded. "Anything for you Master."
Draco headed into the house and Petunia screamed, Vernom fainted, and Dudley got horny. Draco grinned evily as he headed into Harry's room. "It's all coming according to plan." He said and scary music was heard in the background. "Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the gaaaaaaame..." Then Draco killed Britney Spears Cannot Steer, and laughed evily. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
