RR76:In keeping with the tradition of advertising a story of mine WAY too much, I have decided to yell for a moment that NOBODY HAS REVIEWED MY STORY 'CARSON' SINCE I UPLOADED IT LAST WEEK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ IT!!! NO WAIT! READ THIS FIRST, THEN READ CARSON!!!
Thank you for your time. Do the disclamer Whitebrow.
WHITEBROW: Neverbecauseyouwouldnotsaythatmykungfuwasthebestintheworld!!!
RR76: Uh.... I'm gonna take a moment to figure out what that means... Torgo, yer up.
TORGO: Raiders,rule76 does not ow,n anyth,ing in this sto,ry. Espe,cially no,t me,.
RR76: Not that I'd want to...
Slade and Whitebrow circled each other, each trying to anticipate the other's actions. Finally, they started fighting. Or at least, it LOOKED like fighting, but you couldn't tell what was going on because the camera kept MOVING. Finally, blood came out of Whitebrow's mouth, meaning he was dead. Why? Old Hollywood cliche.
Slade laughed. "Now, my kung-fu is the best in the world! Come apprentice!"
"Sweet," said Cartman. He started walking with Slade, but turned around long enough to say "Screw you guys... I'm goin' home!!!"
The boys stood there staring after him. Then Kyle said "F#ck you fatass!!!" A faint "'ay!" could be heard.
One of the teenagers, the one with the yellow and black cape, walked up to the boys, a sad look on his face. "I'm sorry kids," he said mournfully. "I really am. We did all we could to save your friend."
"Doesn't matter," Stan said. "We hate him anyway."
"You mean like in the way that Raven hates Terra because Terra likes me and Raven's jea-" a black aura enveloped the mouth of the green boy before he could finish his sentance. The robot shook his head in a "You suck" way.
"Pardon him," the blue cloaked girl said, her voice deadpan. "He doesn't know what he's saying."
"Yes I do!" the green boy shouted. "It was in Pre Teen Titans. remember?" The girl (they assumed her name was Raven) blushed and made a rock smash into the green boy.
"Um... anyway," the caped guy said, turning his attention back to the SP kids, "We'd like to do anything we can to save him."
"Slade can keep him," Kyle said, and was met with a muffled "Yeah!" from Kenny, who had just come back to life.
"Boys, pipe down!" Chef snapped. To the cape guy, he said, "I'm sorry. We could use any help you guys could give."
"Cough, no we wouldn't, cough," Stan said under his breath.
Then a potato crashed on the camera and it timed out for 10 minutes as the Titans led the SP guys back to their tower.
THEN: I don't know who I am!
Then something very bad happened, and then the camera came back, focusing on Slade and Cartman in the EEEEEE-VIL hideout in New York.
"My apprentice," Slade said slowly, "you are ready. Tonight, we strike at the Teen Titans, and destroy them, once and for all."
"Those the weird guys in tights I saw downtown?" Cartman asked.
"The very same..." Slade said calmly. "But it will not be easy. For you see... their tower is very inconspicuous..."
"They live in that giant T shaped tower on the island, don't they?" Cartman asked.
"Oh, you're good..." Slade said. Cartman just smiled. "Can I have a bag of cheesy poofs now?"
"Ask my mother." Slade said.
"Okay." Cartman walked upstairs and said in his whiney voice, "Slade's mooooom? Can I have some cheesy poofs?"
"Sure thing, dear," Slade's mom said, handing Cartman a bag of cheesy poofs.
"Sweet."
RR76: Not the best chapter, I know... So once again, READ CARSON NOW!!!!!
CARSON: Or I'll cry!
RR76: YOU DON'T CRY!!! (punches Carson)
