Disclaimer:…If I owned Xenosaga, why would I waste my time writing about it? BECAUSE FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T OWN XENOSAGA! Or any Looney Tune characters. Or Dr. Seuss.
Luna::sheds a tear: Wow…It's finally over…To every reviewer: Thanks for all your support and encouragement! I hope you all enjoy the ending!
Chapter 9: A Thrilling Ending!
" Well, I certainly didn't see that coming," said Shion.
Nephillim appeared in all her mysterious, cryptic and annoying glory.
" You made chaos cry," she stated.
" No…Really…" said Shion.
" KOS-MOS will awaken, and a ripple will cause a chain of events to change," said Nephillim.
" Damnnit, Nephillim! Can't you just spit it out? You always got to talk in riddles! First you say KOS-MOS will awaken, then you talk about water and chains! What ARE you trying to say?" asked Shion, frustrated.
Nephillim got all huffy and disappeared, along with a humiliated Chaos.
" Shion!" blurted Allen.
" Leave me alone, you jerk," said Shion, and stalked off to see the others.
Albedo was still there, still arguing with Jr. Several Kirschasswers were also there, looking pissed off.
" Albedo!" cried one, " What is this business of getting married?"
" Uh…It was a joke!" said Albedo, nervously.
" Wow, Albedo's quite the pimp," said Ziggy.
" Old man! That's wrong!" cried Jr.
" Come back home, Alby!" cried another, " And…what are you wearing?"
The Kirschasswers burst into giggling fits upon noticing Aledo's 'swim suit'.
Just then, the Durandal pulled in. Albedo decided it was time to leave, quickly. So he said, " Au dui! Amour! Some other stuff in French! Until next time, Rubedo!"
" Albedo! I'll get you next time and cry hysterically after I kill you!" threaten Jr.
" Zohar detected." said KOS-MOS, suddenly.
" That flimsy piece of gold is the most powerful thing in the universe? Oh, please," said Shion, " I bet its fake. I bet its Cuban Zirocan!"
" Cuban Zircoan is fake diamond," said Allen.
" Shut up!" said Shion.
Chaos was still running around, covered in blue paint.
" Hey, chaos!" said Jr., " What happened?"
" I…Shion shot me!" cried Chaos.
" Shion? Shion, why did you shot chaos…?" asked Jr.
" He's Chaos! Not chaos!" shouted Shion.
" Uh…isn't that the same thing?"
" I don't know, but he's been attacking everyone and acting chaotic!"
" Why?" asked Jr.
" You made me this way, you said I should be like this! Just like Canaan said I should be cryptic!" said Chaos.
" Hey, leave me out of this!" said Canaan, defensive, " You know I have basically nothing to do with this story."
" Riiight…Hey, Gaigun!" said Jr., noticing his brother/ adoptive father coming from the Durandal.
" Hey Jr. and company," said Gaigun, " Jr, what were you thinking, coming here? I swear, your so rash sometimes."
" Hey!" said Jr., defensively, " You could've informed me that we were locked in the Elsa telepathically! At least I'm not a guy named after a cat that sits in his chair at his fancy desk and spins in his swivel chair all day!"
" I don't always spin on my swivel chair all day," said Gaigun, matter of factly , " Sometimes I make paper clip necklaces and speak to Representative Elmer Fudd."
" It's Representative Helmer…" said Jr., rolling his eyes.
" Uh, right. Well, let's go home," said Gaigun.
Jr. grumbled incoherently but followed him back anyway.
Meanwhile…
Jin was attempting to read his latest edition of 'Dr. Seuss's books for adults.'
" Spot is slow. See Spot old. Each day brings hi-im cl-losser until his number is up…" recited Jin.
" Wow," said Jin, " That wasn't very catchy. Or rhyming. It was actually real morbid."
" What ya reading?" asked MOMO, appearing out of nowhere.
"N-nothing!" cried Jin.
" Don't you wonder why Ziggy is best friends with Porky?" asked MOMO.
" No…"
" Well, its because I put some magic liquid in his drink," she said, slyly.
" You didn't! You spiked Ziggy's drink with…scotch?"
MOMO just giggled.
Ziggy screamed as Porky flew off into the artificial sunset.
Meanwhile…
Allen managed to catch up with Shion, who was trying to avoid him.
" Shion…" said Allen, afraid he lost her forever.
" What now, Allen?" asked Shion, annoyed.
" I love you!" he gushed, " I always had and always will! And if you hate me forever, I'll understand."
" I…don't-" began Shion.
" I understand," said Allen, crestfallen.
" I don't know what took you so long!" cried Shion.
" Huh?"
" I love you too, Allen!" cried Shion, " I just was…too proud to say so!"
They embraced happily.
Then, Allen woke up.
" What a weird dream…" muttered Allen, "…I wish the last part was true, though."
He rubbed the sleepiness from his eyes, as a pig with wings flew past his window.
THE END…Or is it?
