Wind!Kaffy rustles the bushes and Ladybug flies off. Say goodbye to the ladybug everyone, we won't be seeing her ever again (so that makes a lot of my story just pointless shit, but I'm sure you're used to that already).

Down, behind the bushes, two blobs were molding, passionate in their blob-making finding new ways to throw kunais.

Sasuke stops suddenly, and puts a finger on Naruto's mouth.

"Your teeth are white," Sasuke starts, but then remembers what he was trying to say: "Sh."

Naruto loses some of this enthusiasm, but stops anyway. "Is there someone here?"

Kaffy is silent, "..."

And then she decides to say, "wtf" and leaves on her merry windy way.

Sasuke thinks of how they got there. Thinking was hard for him, but he tried (Kakashi was very encouraging).

Oh yes. Naruto and him had decided to go to the broom closet to have safe, yet unprotected (it was so much more natural) sex to experiment with different kunais. The broom closet was too small, and his partner for life sparring partner decided he didn't have enough room to stretch, so they moved into the woods.

Sasuke nods, motioning for Naruto to get dressed.

They do.

Wind!Kaffy comes back and blows on their faces. And then she leaves again. Because she is such a leaver.

Naruto was looking shyly at him, and Sasuke knew what he was thinking (they were soulmates after all). Sasuke grinned a grin.

"Wow, that's a very grinful grin," said Naruto thoughtfully, grinning.

Uke-Sasuke came and grabbed Seme-Naruto, putting him ontop of himself, just like a surfboard, like Sasuke has seen done in the movies back when his parents were still alive and he was with his old boyfriend, Itachi, who was also conveniently his brother.

And despite the fact that the Sasuke and Naruto have just split in two, they're happy still because they were with each other.

And, no, it DOESN'T matter that it's physically impossible for something like that to happen. It IS fiction after all.

Sasuke and Board!Naruto decide to go to the beach, since Naruto was already a board it was closest to where they lay in the forest.

"Sasuke," Naruto coughs.

"Yes?" Sasuke asked softly, in what he hoped was a very attractive voice.

"Your chicken-hair is poking me."

Sasuke reddens.

From what? From love? Blood? Rocks? BIRD POOP? PERIOD? ANGER?
TO BE CONTINUED.