RR76: Yes I know that says 76. Why? The thing is letting me use numbers again! YAY TO STUFF AND PIE! Mmmmm... pie... (drool)
Oh yeah: Read kindly!
Review Responses:
SaintH: Hehehehehehehehehe... you must see Excel Saga. It is the most demented thing of aaaaaaaaaall time...
CrashSlayer: Yeeep... I do try.
artemisgirl: South Park is almost gone from this, but there's still more left in me...
Slade cleared his throat. "Ahem... To all of you, you may be wondering what you all are here for-"
"Damn right I am!" Excel yelled. "I just got my ass kicked by a teenage goth in a leotard! You tell me what's going on this instant, be it insanity, Puuchuus, or-"
Slade pulled a rope and a trap door opened, sending Excel falling. "Auf Wiedersehen muchachos! Yes Excel does know that that's two differant launguages but what're you gonna dooooooo..."
Slade once again cleared his throat. "For starters, let me introduce all of you:
"Terra, the anerexic bitch stick from hell."
"Hey!" Terra complained.
"Blackfire, Starfire's sister!"
(insert Blackfire comment here, I couldn't think of anything)
"Excel Excel, who you just saw fall through the floor."
"Robin, or at least the Robin blow-up doll."
"Why do you have a blow up doll of Robin?" Blackfire asked suspiciously.
Slade sweatdropped. "Um... no reason. Moving on..."
"The Milkshake... of DOOM!"
A spotlight shone on a milkshake, which Excel drank.
"Whitebrow, a mysterious old dude with bushy white eyebrows who's kung fu is almost as good as mine!"
"MYKUNGFUISTHEBESTINTHEWORLD!" Whitebrow shouted.
"Pink Jacket, his disturbed cousin."
A chinese guy in a pink jacket appeared. "Ah, Pink Jacket, how is your kung-fu?" Whitebrow asked him.
"Red Dragon, who could not come here today, 'cause he's dead."
"RED DRAGON! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FIGHT HIM!" Whitebrow and Pink Jacket shouted in unison.
"And finally... Cosette, the 9 year old assasin... of DOOM!"
A cute litle girl in a green dress with pink hair appeared. "My favorite things are ponies, teddy bears, and the feeling of my opponents warm blood on my bare hands as it falls from their mangled bodies!" she giggled, as sparkles appeared around her.
"Awwwwww..." the others said.
"You have all been selected to take part in an epic battle. This world... is CORRUPT! And you, my friends... shall uncorrupt it! This would be through the conquering of the world, but we will look at the small picture instead of the usual big one and conquer... the CITY! You are the newest members... of ACROSS! BEHOLD MY DRAMATIC PAUSES OF DOOM!"
Excel gasped. "Wow! You mean all this time I have left Lord Ilpalazzo and F City (and all of Japan for that matter) only to come here and return to ACROSS! What shock! What karma! What-" the trap door opened up again and Excel fell. "Twice in one chapter alreadyyyyyyyy..."
"Man I love that thing..." Slade chuckled. "Now, onward... to conquer the ignorent masses!"
The door exploded and a man in an afro appeared. Slade gasped. "Nabeshin! But how...? No! That doesn't matter! ACROSS, CHARGE! KILL NABESHIN!"
Nabeshin pulled two machine guns from his afro as ACROSS charged him. "Come and get it..." he crowed, firing his machine guns wildly.
FOOTAGE MISSING
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"Well, well, Nabeshin," Slade said darkly. "I see we must once again fight."
"Yes Slade..." Nabeshin proclamed. "Once again, we will fight to see who's kung-fu is the best in the world!"
"MINEIS!" Whitebrow shouted, coming back to life momentarily before Nabeshin shot him.
Slade leaped at Nabeshin, shouting his war cry. "TO KUNG-FU! TO DEATH! TO STUFF! TO MASKS! TO PEDOPHILI-"
"FLIGHT ATTENDENT!" Nabeshin shouted as he shot Slade. Slade DIED.
But that's not the end... oh no. You ain't getting off that easy...
RR76: Now kindly R/R. Please.
