The shrieks could be heard all the way from the South end of the beach.
"What's happening?" asked Naruto, pinching Sasuke a little so he could be let down. He'd decided a couple of minutes ago, that their love friendship wasn't worth all the pain he was receiving from Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke seemed unfazed however, and refused to let down the board boy. He did now though, yelping a little bit at the pain.
Naruto felt sorry once he heard Sasuke's cry. It sounded so helpless to him. So sad, so angry, and homosexual soft and lovable. Naruto moved his hand up to Sasuke's cheeks.
It was rather awkward since they were about the same height. But Naruto didn't mind.
"I'm sorry."
Sasuke wondered why his partner friend was apologizing, but didn't ask since he didn't want Naruto to know of his stupidity. He was able to hide it well enough so far, because he would always blame it on his old boyfriend brother.
Plus Sasuke trusted Kakashi.
The two were able to find their sensei somewhere within an agglomeration of confused girls. The girls were the ones doing the shrieking.
"Why are you screaming?" Naruto asked, jabbing his finger into a girl's chest. Sasuke watched jealously.
"Stupid girl Naruto," he thought, and wondered how there could be a strikethrough in his "thought". But before he could much ponder the situation, Naruto came back with a vanilla cone.
"Kakashi's in there," Naruto pointed, "The girls were screaming because he took his mask off."
Sasuke looked. He couldn't see anything.
Naruto had attached himself on Sasuke. Clinging desperately, he purred, "Do that cool thing where you fly up and your hair looks more impossible than ever."
Sasuke grinned down at Naruto.
"I will."
He got himself ready and flipped his hair slightly backward. He was beginning to lift his arms when-
"No wait."
"What?" Sasuke was disappointed as he saw Naruto walk towards the ocean. Naruto looks so carefree. His eyes were so big and blue. His whiskers... Where else have you seen such perfect, impossible-in-reality whiskers? Naruto's voice, his scratchy husky, MANLY voice.
That Naruto was using to call Sasuke over.
Sasuke cast a sad glance at his own hair (somehow) and walked towards Naruto.
Naruto looked pensive.
Because I am the author, I may go and dig into his mind and reveal his thoughts to you. But you mustn't repeat them to anyone else.
"Am I the man in this couple friendship?" he was thinking, and because he was only just a little smarter than the other blob, he did not have time to ponder the strikethroughs before he had another thought (Yes I know, two in one day. I'm being very kind).
Thought number two went: "Sasuke... he needs me. He's needy. He wears bandages. I'm sure he got that habit from Neji. Maybe he thinks that he has to be like Neji, and that's why he's wearing the bandages."
Naruto gasped out loud.
"Maybe... maybe he thinks he's not as angsty as Neji!"
Sasuke looked... thoughtful. But he wasn't really. He was just confused. Why was Naruto staring at him like that?
"It's ok."
Naruto put his warm hand - well no, it wasn't warm, it was cold - on Sasuke's, and undid his bandages.
Sasuke thought it was appropriate to express his love by moaning a little. But that only earned a reproved look from Naruto, so Sasuke decided the best thing to do was furrow his brow and act angsty.
Naruto stood on his tiptoes. He really didn't need to. But he was, because... it was more dramatic that way.
"I... I... The jeans are tight," Naruto said, in his soft, husky, manly voice.
"You're not wearing jeans," Sasuke pointed out. Naruto batted his eyelashes.
Sasuke undid them.
Naruto moaned.
"I love it when he moans," Sasuke started to think. He was going to add a "because" to the end of the sentence too, but because his mind only stretches so far, he wasn't able to.
But also because I'm the author, I will tell you what he was going to say. He was going to say that Naruto felt so good when he moans because Naruto's moan sounded tinkly.
Like Tinkerbell's, who was Sasuke's favourite character of all time.
But mainly, the little tinkery, and yet deep and moany, moan, reminded Sasuke of Itachi and his bells.
He wasn't going to tell Naruto though. He didn't like to talk about such things.
OR DOES HE?
To be continued...
