Naruto was still eating his vanilla cone when he was untying Sasuke's bandages. Sasuke found that he liked to watch Naruto lick.
But despite him being hypnotized by the sporadic rhythms of Naruto's tongue, Sasuke still wanted to know why his bandages were being undone; he'd thought that Naruto would like the bandages. It made him popular with the other guys ... girls ... people that he considered friends.
Naruto frowned at the bandages.
"What?"
"This spot here. It looks like blood."
Sasuke looked. He nodded.
"Were you cutting yourself?" Naruto narrowed his eyes. It was supposed to look threatening, but it didn't, Sasuke mused, it made Naruto look cute.
Sasuke shook his head.
"I like to copy Neji-"
Before he could explain himself however, a giant jellyfish was beginning to swim up to them. Sasuke felt it's tentacles nearing.
Well, actually he didn't. But he somehow knew because of his... shinobi instincts.
Uke-Sasuke hoisted Seme-Naruto up quickly and ran. Naruto started to cry because he dropped his cone.
Sasuke went back to get it.
And then they kept on running until they got to the crowd of girls who were greatly disparsing. Someone muttered that Kakashi put his mask back on.
After explaining to Kakashi that there was a giant jellyfish in the water, the two saw Kakashi turn deadly white. Well, not not deadly white. His one visible eye wiggled a bit and he jumped towards the water.
"No... I can't be... It's... It's... ITACHIGLARE!SOUFFLE! The villainous jellyfish that was yet another one of my enemies that I thought I'd slain. Except I didn't really think that I killed her. But I'm making this more dramatic by saying that right boys?"
Naruto was apalled.
"How could you make your sentences so long?"
Kakashi shrugged, his silver hair gleaming. Sasuke felt another stab of jealousy.
"I can make long sentences as we-" Sasuke stopped. What was he trying to say?
But before either of the two could comprehend the situation or think of a witty, yet dumb answer, Kakashi had gotten his kunai out and faced the jellyfish.
It was pandemonium. Utter chaos. Girls were running around, trying to find their way back to the stall. Some were even noble enough to search for their friends; some huddled behind beach balls; some pulled on Neji's hair.
"ItachiGlare!Jellyfish..." Sasuke wondered. "Why does that sound familiar... it's not like I knew anyone called Jellyfish, or Glare, or ChiGlare, or Are!Jell or... ITACHI!"
Sasuke threw Naruto down, apologizing quickly.
Naruto looked happy; now he wouldn't have to suffer the wrath of Sasuke's Chikeno hair.
But he soon grew worried as he saw Sasuke valiantly trudge down the beach... to...
His doom? The sea? Kakashi? Relinquishment? Sabotage relationships? Eat the jellyfish?
WHO KNOWS?
To be continued...
