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writernewbie: Everyone wants to marryt Carson... but does anyone bother to read his story? noooooooo...

Emm: I never stopped writing. I just never got the oppertunity to.

Don't own, don't sue.


"What the hell happened?" Robin shouted. "We should have had them! Why didn't we? WHY Raven? WHY Beast Boy? WHY Cyborg? Come one! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!"

The rest of the team was off playing video games. At least Cyborg and Beast Boy were. Raven was reading "The Big Book of Depressing Things" while Starfire... well...

Starfire walked up to Robin and put a hand on his shouldar. "Aw, cheer up Rooooobin..." Starfire said, a bottle of mustard in her other hand. She giggled. "Robin... that's a BIRD! You're named after a bird Rooooooooooobin... Rooooooobin... heeheeheehehehehe..."

"What the..." Robin said. He grabbed the bottle of Grey Poupon out of Star's hand. "Who spiked Star's mustard THIS TIME?" Cyborg and Beast Boy snickered.

Robin sighed. "Well, whateve-hey!" he said as Star pulled him down the hall.

"C'mon, Roooooobin... let's hit the bed..." Starfire said before puking all over the floor. She dragged Robin down the hallway and soon disappeared. The rest of the team shrugged and went back to what they were doing.


The ACROSS 6 and their lackeys were in the secret headquarters, celebrating their victory over the Titans. Well, five of them anyway. Slade and the Robin Blow-up doll had mysteriously... disappeared.

Suddenly a door exploded and the ACROSS 6 snapped to attention. A half clothed Slade and a half- inflated Robin Blow-up doll ran out of a bedroom. They stared at the exploded door as a figure exited.

The person had an afro, like Nabeshin, but he wore green jeans and a purple undershirt as his clothing. He had dark skin and spoke with a Spanish accent.

That Man gasped. "Akabakobaloniscopacrisonobutterandturkey!" he exclaimed.

The person nodded. "That is correct, That Man, whatever it was you said. Hear me now, for my name is Pedro. I am Nabeshin number two, an afro warrior."

"There was a time when Pedro led a happy life in Japan, providing money for my sexy wife and son Sandora back home in Guadalajara." he continued. "But one day, Pedro was killed in an accident. The Great Will of the Macrocosm restored Pedro's life, and I returned home, only to find that my sexy wife and son were now someone else's sexy wife and son... That Man had stolen Pedro's family!" Pedro said, pointing at That Man.

He returned to his tale. "Pedro trained long and hard to confront That Man, and with Miss Will (the Great Will of the Macrocosm) I was able to return home to confront That Man. But he defeated me. With Nabeshin's help, I and my son Sandora became afro warriors and vowed to fight against That Man."

"When ACROSS conquered Japan originaly, Pedro and Nabeshin attacked That Man. Nabeshin was killed in the fight, and Pedro and Sandora used his ultimate attack, the Nabehameha, to destroy That Man and free my sexy wife from his evil. After that, Pedro hung up his afro and vowed never to use it's mighty power again."

"And now, Pedro finds that you have returned, That Man. You, and Slade, and all the others, have returned to once again conquer the world. And Pedro says, that shall not come to pass! Pedro will defeat you, and return to his sexy wife and son Sandora!"

He leaped at That Man. "Now, take this! Pedro Flying Punch of Anger!"

KUNG FU FIGHT

Pedro lay badly beaten, the ACROSS 6 and their lackeys advancing on him. That Man grinned. Slade spoke up: "Pedro, you fool. You should not have challenged the might of the ACROSS 6 like that. Now, you will know eternal pain."

The ceiling exploded, and a figure fell to the floor, landing on his back with a grunt. Slade groaned. "ANOTHER ONE?"

The figure got up. He wore a blue-green hat with a yellow poofball and a red coat, and was enormously fat. The ACROSS 6 gasped.

It was CARTMAN!

R/R