RR76: It's almost over. Two more chapters and then this fic is done. Stay tunedededededed...ed for my next random humor fic. Haven't decided on a name yet, just... wait for it. So yeah.

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Slade 2.0: So... if you hate my story so much... why are you still reading it?

Writernewbie/Emm: I kinda figured that you were the same person. It was on you bio that your name is Emm. And I never do let flamers get to me. Never. Uh uh. Nope. Never. Trix Bunny? You know Purplemusicgoddess? And... yeah, sure. Marry Carson.

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When last we left our intrepid, yet incredibly braindead, villans Cartman had busted in to help Pedro Pe in his battle against ACROSS!


"Ah, Cartman," Slade purred. "You have returned to me. Come, and I will beat you sensless some more!"

"Screw you Slade, I'm just here for my Claude Frog," Cartman spat. He picked up his Claude Frog and left.

"Oh. Well then, back to killing you Pedro!"

But LO! Therein came some guy named Walter and he killed all of ACROSS (except for Slade). And so Slade returned home to his mother to plan his next move.

Slade started to think. And think. And think some more. He groaned in frustration. "What do you think, Robin blow up doll?" he asked his apprentice.

The Robin blow-up doll stood there looking blown up. Slade laughed. "I thought so too! Into my new plot-convienient spaceship... the LEMONADE!"

So they got into the Lemonade and went off to the Convention of People Who Are Really Really Extra Not Nice (COPWARRENN) And when they got there, there was only one person. And he was dead.

"Wow, that sucks," Slade said. "I need advice. I'm gonna talk to Trigon!"

So off Slade went to talk to Trigon. And unfortunately, Trigon was busy with his new friend, Plank.

"Slade!" Trigon said. "This is Plank. Plank, tell Slade about your time in Vietnam!"

Plank stood there with a weird grin on his face. He's a piece of wood you see. Then an army of wood shavings attacked Slade. Slade screamed like a ninny and then he remembered that he had... INTESTINAL WORMS! So he took some laxatives, crapped into a dish, and sicced the intestinal worms on the wood shavings. Then he got into the Lemonade and invaded Texas.

Suddenly, Slade stopped. "What the hell are you doing RR76? You're just having me amble around aimlessly for no fricking reason! This story is dead, face it!"

"You defy me? ME?" RR76 said. "Filler, tell Slade what I did to you in Code: Lyoko Insanity 3."

"He killed me," Filler said.

"Yeah, and I'll do the same to you unless you do what I say!" RR76 said.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEVER!" shouted Slade.

"Then... you leave me no choice. TACO ARMADA, CHARGE!"

An army of tacos attacked Slade. So Slade got out... MOLD! That's right, mold. He started throwing the mold at the tacos, and suddenly, Carson came and shot the camera.

"This story makes absolutely no sense!" said Slade. "Just end it already!"

"Ummmm... why?" RR76 asked.

"Because if you don't, I'll kill you..." threataned Slade.

So yeah. RR76 ended the story right there. Or did he...? Nope, he didn't!


RR76: Last chapter comes whenever the hell I feel like it. Bye bye!