A/N:
Shoot. I just noticed that the strikethroughs don't show. Ah well. I'm too lazy to fix everything. But if you see something strange, imagine a strikethrough where appropriate. I just copy it and paste it from my livejournal with the strikethroughs so.

AH WELL TOO BAD.


Klang! Clang! Poke! Ekop! Gnalc! Gnalk!

The fight between ItachiGlare!Souffle and Kakashi was getting repetitive exciting.

Sasuke however, instead of enjoying the fight, tottered nervously beside Naruto, wondering what to say now.

Well, at least he would be wondering if he could still think for all the shock he and Naruto had received from his inconceivably long sentence: "Don't you think the cone's too big of a step?"

Naruto had recovered from the shock a while before (sixteen minutes), and decided to wait until Sasuke could speak again. He sat there still licking his cone (Holy sht that cone is huge).

"Well ok."

Naruto smiled at him.

We shall now focus on ItachiGlare!Souffle and Kakashi's fight.

Actually, we won't.

Let's turn our attention over to the horizon.

Ah! The horizon!

The apparent intersection of the earth and sky as seen by an observer!
Astronomy.
The sensible horizon.
The celestial horizon.
The limit of the theoretically possible universe.
The range of one's knowledge, experience, or interest.
Geology.
A specific position in a stratigraphic column, such as the location of one or more fossils, that serves to identify the stratum with a particular period.
A specific layer of soil or subsoil in a vertical cross section of land.

Well ok fine. But were we not enlightened? Were you not happy with the beauteous definition of the apparent intersection of the earth and sky as seen by an observer?

I will now put the leaf back into Lemony Snicket's book.

Continuing on... Sasuke, rather bored with Naruto's silence, decided to look for Sakura. Leaving the jellyfish, he began his search. He looked for her because her hair was nice to look at.

Sakura! Sakura! Sakura like a pink... pink... Oh no. His thought ran out. Oh well. (1)

Where could she be? He found her resting in her bathing suit on a nearby bench. (2)

Sakura didn't notice Sasuke. He decided people were ignoring him today, and tried his best to get her attention. He used his kunai to carve spots on the bench, his eyes to drill holes into a figurative one, and his nose to breathe loudly.

But Sakura was still silent.

Sasuke finally decided to use his ultimate weapon. He would poke her.

He did.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT $&()!" Sakura screamed violently.

"Wow you sure scream violently."

"What did you expect? I was forehead!angsting..." she muttered, mildly surprised at his vocabulary. "Say... Sasuke. I didn't know your mental ability rose above that of a Teletubby's."

Sasuke grinned.

"I learned it from Neggie Leggie!"

The female ninja frowned.

"Oh! Neji?"

"Nevermind," she waved him away, "Didn't expect much of a conversation from you anyway."

There was silence as Sasuke decided to, summoning ALL his manliness, sit down in the sand and obssess over the pink of his teammate's hair.

Sakura noticed. She turned around.

OMG! NUUUUU! RUN SAUCE-KAY RUN!
To be Continued...

(1) Wtf. Sasuke is almost based on me.
(2) I haven't actually seen a bench on a beach. But that's ok.