RR76: Yup. I'm a-back. Here's mah updatedness wit da final chapter. Be on the lookout for other weird stories I may or may not write.

Review Responses:

Slade 2.0: ...Right. Look, thanks for the kind words (and I do accept the apology, btw) but please don't argue with the other reviewers. I utterly hate it when that happens, 'cause then they can report me for that and I could lose this. And I don't want that to happen.

SaintH: Hahahaha, yes, Pedro got his sexy wife back. First he had to defeat That Man in pitched combat using the Nabehameha. I'll update To love and die yadda yadda yadda as soon as I... get over the damnable writers block! DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK!

Don't own, don't sue, don't flame.


While the author was preparing to shut down the story Slade's New Apprentice, Slade was gathering his strength. From his ship, the Lemonade, Slade began to bring fourth the armies of EEEEEEVIL. Once all were present, his new force was ready.

"My friends," Slade said, "it is time once again for a never tedious intro scene! For my army, I have two other commanders: That Man, and the most evil of the evils, the most cruel of all things, the master of destruction himself... Krankor."

A door opened and a guy who looked like a chicken stepped out. "Ehehehehehehehe! I am ambassador Phantom of the planet Kran-kor. But you can just call me Krankor. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...ha!"

Slade sat in his EEEEEVIL chair of Commandmentship and spoke again. "And we three shall form... The Trio of Really Not Nice People (TORNNP)! Mr. Torgo, to Earth with us!"

"I do a,s I a,m comman,ded, si,r" said Torgo. The Lemonade zoomed into space.

Meanwhile...

Robin stepped out of Starfire's room. "Everyone stay quiet, Star has a hangover," he whispered.

"WHAT?" yelled Beast Boy. Starfire came out and beat him over the head with a pineapple.

"Hey... what's that noise?" asked Cyborg.

Suddenly, the Lemonade landed outside and it's armies of doom attacked the city. "TITANS, GO!" yelled Robin. Starfire hit him with a pineapple.

The city was all boomy. "Ehehehehehehehe... the armies of this world are nothing compared to the might of the Krankorian... um... might! Ehehehehehehehe!" laughed Krankor.

Out of a cave ran Nabeshin, Pedro, Trespasser and RR76. "No!" shouted Nabeshin. "We're too late! The Krankorians have arrived! Using their mighty string suspention ships, they can easily overwhelm the Earth! We're doomed!"

Trespasser pulled out his sniper rifle with a really really long name and began to pick off the Krankorians while RR76 turned into Ted Hendricks and Pedro and Nabeshin used their afro powers. Then the Titans came and attacked the Lemonade.

Slade stepped out of the Lemonade and laughed at the Titans. "You see, Robin Blow-Up doll," he said to his apprentice, "none can stop us."

"That's what you think!" a voice said. The three Ninja children, Shadowhatchie (Stan) Buraku (Kyle) Bulrog (Cartman) and Mmph (Kenny) appeared and Bulrog stabbed the Robin Blow-up doll with a pin.

"Nooooooooooo! My apprentice!" Slade cried. "Cartman, you will pay for your... apprentice... killing... ... ... um... stuff!"

Then Slade was hit in the back by an afro blast from Nabeshin. "Fool!" he shouted. "We are afro warriors! Now, let me show you the true power of the Nabehameha!"

Then Nabeshin and Pedro hit Slade with a blast from their afros. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." shouted Slade as he blew up.

Then Trespasser shot Krankor and Krankor died.

Then the Lemonade blew up.

"Yay," everyone cheered.

EPILOUGE...

The kids of South Park, having defeated the evil TORNNP, returned home to eat Cheesy Poofs, watch Terrance and Phillip and avoid joining Little League Baseball.

Pedro returned home to his sexy wife and son Sandora and vowed once again never to use the powers contained in his afro.

Nabeshin disappeared to someplace that I don't know.

Starfire eventually got over her hangover and bitch slapped Beast Boy and Cyborg till they fell unconcious.

Trespasser eventually conquered the world. Or something like that.

RR76 grew up to lead the hobo rebellion against all the stupid people in the world, but died in a drive by shooting when he was thirty and the rebelliion soon fizzled out.

Though Slade is gone, and the TORNNP is scattered, there is still evil in the world (cough, BUSH, cough, BLAIR, cough BRONCOS) and the... um... people who aren't very evil... I guess... yeah. They have to... be on the lookout... or something... yeah. "Cause That Man's still out there... and such...

...TURNIP!


And dat's da end o' dat. Thank you to everyone who reviewed. I now have time to finish To Love and Die in El Paso, Texas. And such.

RR76