Okay, another chapter here! Thanks for the reviews, on to the chapter!
"Why did you call it a taser?" Lilo asked me shortly after telling Stitch not to fire at Marshmallow. I wasn't sure whether to be honest or not, so I went with the whole 'honesty is the best policy' route. Of course, it wasn't easy to come up with a working honest summary…
"Well, first off, I didn't want anyone to know that I know that it was a plasma cannon, presumably loaded with net." I said. Lilo gaped, so I continued. "As and crazy as this may sound…I'm kinda from a parallel universe…where this is all a TV show…"
"TV show? Prove it then." Lilo said skeptically. I sighed.
"Stitch is experiment 626 created by Jumba Jookiba, former head scientist of Galactic Defense Industries. Stitch wound up here on Earth after hi-jacking a red police cruiser, and you bought him at the animal shelter for two dollars. There was basically a three way tug-of-war between you, the now former captain Gantu, and Jumba. But then Stitch was resentenced to exile here on Earth. Later you and he activated experiment 221 after Jumba got alien-napped by Gantu, who was then and still is working for Doctor Hamsterveil, who is a white gerbil. And then there were 623 experiments left to be captured, which where I'm from, made up the series. In one episode, Jumba made a 627 after Stitch's ego got too big. In another, Stitch fell in love with Experiment 624, Angel, but she was working for Hamsterveil, but things turned around and that episode had an almost happy ending but Angel got alien-napped by Gantu at the last second. In another episode, Experiment 355 caused you and Stitch to switch bodies." If that wasn't enough information that I wasn't supposed to know, then no amount of info would be. Lilo was silent for about five minutes, apparently at a loss for words.
"How…why…how do you know all this? Even if it was a TV show where you are from…" she said. Apparently this was a bit too complex to wrap her head around…heck, it was too complex for me to wrap MY head around. And I'm the one it was happening to!
"Gaba?" Stitch asked. He apparently couldn't understand it either, which for me was a relief. Marshmallow, who was rather unsuccessful at finding the treasured 'white gold', looked over at Stitch, apparently interested in Turian, or Kweltickwanian, or whatever it was that Stitch spoke.
"That was a fun time…" Lilo said, apparently remembering something.
"Come again?" I asked. I'm no mind reader, but I was pretty sure she was thinking.
"When 355 swapped me and Stitch…I'm not sure if he liked it, but for me it was fun…" she explained. I had expected her to say something else, so this was kinda surprising.
"Ahhhhhh…well, I understand if I have to leave." I said, pretty sure that I was going to get kicked out. Of course, I was assuming that scenario based on any normal person's reaction.
"No…we might want to talk to Jumba though…because if what you said was true, then something's probably going on." Lilo said, reasoning out the situation. Marshmallow looked at Lilo, and apparently had gotten very used to her. Well, if you call purring getting very used to her that is.
"Ahhhhhh…" I said, thinking. This was going to be a long day.
Sorry it's short, but hey, I had to split it. Anywho, please review!
