Well, another chapter here…to answer the questions, YES Angel will get rescued later on….and as for whether Eric and Lilo are going to be a couple…you'll have to find that out yourself. (hint hint) Anywho, due to a lack of sanity, here's a new chapter! Note: I do not own Lilo and Stitch or the song Hardware Store by Weird Al Yankovic.
I didn't pay much attention to the songs that Michelle and Victoria were playing. After all, I had completely memorized each one. But a certain song caught my attention. This one we couldn't find a music video for, so my friends back in Nevada and I had made our own music video for it…
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey! You know that vacant lot
Right behind the gas station? Well somebody bought it
And on the spot their gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws."
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so exited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well I hope they open soon!
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in from of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know I had to be first in line!
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very very soon
One of them will be all mine!
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically!
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free!
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
(Ahhhh) Would you look at all that stuff?
At this point an image of every item named flashed acrossed the screen as it's name was highlighted at the bottom. This part was extremely hard to keep up with, going twice the speed of the rest of the song.
They've got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware Store!
And so the song ended. Yeah, it's my favorite Weird Al song….of course, the music video we made could have been better….but apparently both Michelle and Victoria liked it.
"Man, you really go all out with the music videos, don't you?" Victoria asked after three seconds, watching it fade out.
"Yeah well….it was kinda my idea for it…but if you'll notice, it's the only one I'm in. My friend John had to direct it." I said truthfully. Marshmallow opened an eye for a few seconds, but then went back to sleep. Apparently she (I'm probably not going to get used to that now.) wasn't too interested in Weird Al stuff.
"That was cool…lets watch it again! Oh great, I have to go….otherwise Mom'll kill me." Michelle said.
"You're more than welcome to borrow it if you want." I offered. Hey, I had more than one, so I wasn't too worried about losing it. She took it promptly and left, setting a new land speed record I'm sure. Victoria looked at me.
"Well, I kinda have to go too…I have to be at the luau in a few hours and I need to practice my hula." she said. And with that, she was gone as well. I walked over to my favorite bean bag chair, one that had a spray-painted Blue Angels logo on it (My dad got it at an air show) and plopped down into it. I've had good days, and I've had okay days, and like everyone else, I've had bad days…Today, on the other hand…was the BEST day I've ever had.
The next day was a school day (as usual, Monday is always a school day. Some things never change.). I woke up with the feeling that something EXTRA unusual was going to happen. Yeah, so much for having no idea when things are going to happen.
Okay, it was kinda on the short side, but if you count the song, it was one of the longest I've ever done for this story. Please review!
