Well, I am back on for a while…Anywho, sorry about the wait. But the good news is this: This chapter will be in much better detail of the events than the last chapters…of course, this means it will be longer and therefore take longer to write…Anywho, please review! (Disclaimer: Ovni does not own Lilo and Stitch or take responsibility for the dust bunnies revolting.)
I got home that afternoon, unsure of what I had gotten myself into. Sure, I remembered what had happened so far. There was a dance tonight and I was "going" with Lilo. But it always gets more complicated…
I started on my homework about thirty minutes after I got home, for two reasons. 1.) the show quit playing and was replaced by some show I've tried my hardest to forget about. 2.) I was bored. You know how it goes. Anywho, the homework took about an hour. So it was 4:00 when I was done. The dance was at 7:00. Three hours….yeah, like that'll be enough time to think this all out.
I spent roughly 35 minutes pacing the floor of my room, trying to figure out what I had gotten myself into. I swear, the carpet was a full half-centimeter thinner when I stopped. I looked at my fish tank, and my 6 remaining fish. They just stared back, opening and closing their mouths in unison….creepy. I thought for a moment, and then decided on something to do to pass the time…I was going to find my second favorite character from Lilo and Stitch….the frog. Knowing how weird things happened around here, I figured it wouldn't be long at all. And for once, I was right.
Anywho, an hour before the dance, I had managed to find the frog, and what do you know, it was exactly as amusing in person as it was on TV…
I headed back home, mainly to find something to wear…after all, my shoes were muddy. I got there to find that no one was home. Oh well. I picked out some good clothes (not formal, just presentable, like black blue-jeans and a nice dark red shirt) and waited. I decided to watch some TV to pass the time…
Within an hour I was on my way to the high school, mainly because I went to Lilo's house and she wasn't there. No one was, for that matter. I arrived at the gym to find that the dance was just about to get under way, so that means I wasn't late. Unfortunately, scanning the crowd, I noticed Lilo wasn't there. I waited a while, just walking around and talking with a few people, avoiding Myrtle, and drinking punch. Unfortunately, Myrtle decided to 'try again'.
"So Weirdlo didn't show up? Figures, she's just a weirdo anyways. Why don't you come hang out with the cool kids?" she asked, looking as ugly as ever. Yeah, I had just about enough…..
"Cool kids? Where?" I said, looking around like I was searching for them. "I don't see any…oh, you were referring to yourself. Well, where I'm from, kids like you get shoved into lockers and flushed down the toilet for even trying that stunt. I mean, come on: You look like a computer nerd, you are arrogant, pompous, and spoiled beyond reason, and one more thing: you suck. Have I made myself clear?" Myrtle just gulped and looked around, obviously hoping someone would stick up for her. Of course, no one did, the only piece of justice concerning her that I've ever seen. She ran off after a few minutes of trying to come up with an insult, but for some reason, she couldn't think of one…well, any that phased me.
Another thirty minutes passed, and still Lilo hadn't shown up. I didn't worry a whole bunch like a paranoid person, but something was definitely out of place. I was sure she didn't forget or anything, and I'm pretty sure she wouldn't skip this…and right when I had gotten to a possible answer, Nani burst into the gym. She didn't say anything, just looked DIRECTLY at me and motioned for me to follow…yeah, I was scared. Teachers usually say something unless someone is in SERIOUS trouble. Of course, I had to follow her out into the hallway.
"Where's Lilo!" Nani screamed as soon as the door to the gym closed.
"How should I know? She hasn't shown up here yet…how long has she been gone?" I asked, thinking slightly.
"A couple of hours…she went to go get an experiment from Gantu with Stitch and said that she'd be back in thirty minutes. She hasn't come home yet." Nani told me, doing her usual panic-y thing. That got me thinking…
"Wait…she went to get an experiment? Which one?" I asked.
"I dunno, some pink one…uhg, when she gets home she is so grounded." she said, leaving.
"Oh great…man, I was hoping to stay away from his ship." I said to myself, resolving that well, if I knew about the experiments, I might as well help out occasionally.
Fifteen minutes later I was at Jumba's ship, looking around while Jumba babbled on about some new plasma cannon.
"Is much different caliber than normal plasma cannon…compact…also, has stylish silver color." he babbled.
"That would mean anything to me why?" I asked, still looking at a safe that I knew for a fact had 628's pod still in it. Mainly because I had seen him open it and remove the pod, inspect it, then put it back, but also because it's the same one from the show. Unfortunately, I didn't see the keypad combination, so no point trying to get the pod.
"Well, if not-so-little little girl and 626 are the being on Gantu's ship as prisoners, stands to reason someone being rescuer would be needing plasma cannon." At this, one of his four eyes (the top left one) winked…
"What are you suggesting? That I rescue them?" I got a response I just knew was coming…
"Well, you are only one else who is knowing layout of Gantu's ship, so…yes." Why did I even bother asking?
Thirty minutes later, I was outside Gantu's ship, toting a silver plasma cannon (which looked oddly like a water gun) and some ring thingy from the Yin and Yang episode…the force field like one. The door (thankfully) was open, so getting inside wasn't a problem. It seemed a bit darker on the inside than I remembered from the show, and there were burn marks (circular) all over the place…apparently, someone had been shooting. I managed to get to the elevator without incident, but that was a problem. The elevator makes noise going up, and I'm not exactly capable of climbing up walls…
Oddly enough, a very grating and familiar voice filtered down, louder than the elevator would be. I decided I should take the risk and use the elevator. I managed to get to the top, and to my surprise, didn't wind up in the place I had expected. I was in some sort of cargo area, which had ANOTHER elevator on the other side…"Funny, I don't remember it being like that on TV." I said to myself. The voice was even louder now, and I could make out some of the words…
"You incompetent fish-face of a minion, I don't even know why I am the wasting minutes of my valuable time on you and your pathetic excuses." was the first voice, who I'm sure was Hamsterveil.
"But sir I-"
"But nothing! Now send me experiment 626 so that I can break him like I did to experiment 624, or I will be calling you many nasty names and abuse you verbally as well as physically!" At this I chuckled…what could a gerbil that is smaller than a plush pillow do to a whale? And I'm sure he's used similar lines before. But still, it was louder than the elevator, so I took the next one up, having the plasma cannon drawn, just in case.
As soon as I got to the top of the elevator, I ran to behind the nearest crate. "This is crazy, I can't do this…what am I thinking?" Fortunately, no one noticed my whispering to myself. I looked around the crate, and saw Lilo and Stitch in teleported pods, Hamsterveil on a view screen screaming at Gantu, but no 625. As soon as I realized this, guess who came up the elevator behind me.
"Hey fish-flanks, did you want your sandwich toasted?" the teddy-bear said, looking very briefly at me.
"No-" Gantu started.
"STOP WITH THE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!" Hamsterveil screamed. 625 walked over to where I was, which surprised me. The next thing surprised me even more.
"Gantu's to preoccupied getting yelled at. Now would be a good time to get your friends out of here." At this, I blinked.
"Wait a minute…aren't you supposed to be on his side?" I asked, confused.
"Yeah, well, he'd lose them anyways, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to help…Hey fish-flanks, where do you keep the plasma cannons?" he said, surprising me.
"In the drawer by the control panel, like always 625. Now sto-"
"STOP WITH THE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!" Hamsterveil screamed (again).
"Well, there you go. Just keep him away from that drawer and you can get them out okay." 625 said, heading towards the elevator. I pondered this for a minute, mainly because 625 on TV was slightly more lazy than this one, and also because Gantu didn't have his holster. I decided that now would be just as good a time as any to take some sort of action.
Okay, it's a confusing chapter, but it DOES lead somewhere. Anywho, please review!
