A/N: REVIEWS!

To Prince Izzy1: It all came from the back of my head, just like everything else in this story! Weird, huh?

To Kryptic teh Foxie: I'm glad you thought so!

To Amy Rose: DUDE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Do you like big cities or something? I'm more of an open person . . . I can't stand closed spaces. I also hate it when people think that someone else is weird. But really: Are they weird, or are they just misunderstood?

To ficmaster: Cool! I influenced you! Neil, Skippy, and Raven are actually all my Chao! But instead of Julia, I named her Terra . . . A bit of a Teen Titans fan, I am. Hell, I'm a HUGE Teen Titans fan! (smiles) You're Chao Gonzo sounds like fun! I had to look up the word "potential" before I knew what you were saying, but now that I have, thanks! Hope to see you in future updates!

And now, the chapter!


Chapter 11: MWEEHEEHEE!: Part Six of the Pointless Adventures!

"THE CLAIM IS ON YOU!" shouted Julia and Neil as they quickly took another breath of the voice alternating gas.

The Chao were right in the middle of a remade version of Julia's favorite song: "Money Talks" by AC/DC.

"THE SITES ARE ON ME!
But what do you doo-ooo
That's guaranteed?"

Precisely several words later (I am so lazy), the song ended and the Chao left the stage. Another concert come and gone.

"I . . . am . . . so . . . beat . . ." said Julia as she put her new bass into Bus's storage closet.

"Me . . . too . . ." said Skippy as he climbed into one of Bus's many seats. "Must . . . sleep . . ."

Ima barreled into Bus, huge smile plastered on her face. "And, we're off!" said Ima as she motioned for Iyou to turn Bus on. "We're on our way to Nuevo Mexico!"

"That's a seventeen hour drive from where we are . . ." said Neil as he laid his head down on a seat. "We get to sleep . . . Yay . . ."

"But actually . . ." said Ima as she looked at the dashboard. "Kryptic installed a new device in Bus!"

"What is it?" asked Skippy, already half-asleep.

"TURBO BOOST!"

Ima pressed a red button of Bus's dashboard, and immediately the bus took off at a whopping 500 miles per hour!

"WOOHOO!" shouted Iyou as he steered Bus left and right.

And in about an hour . . .

"We're here!" shouted Ima from the front. "Get up, sleepy heads! It's only two in the morning!"

Raven opened a bloodshot eye and looked at Ima fiercely.

"No . . . freakin' . . . way . . ." she said as she slammed herself back onto the seat.

Ima put a hand to her chin and thank.

. . . And thank . . .

. . . And . . . thank . . .

AND THEN SHE BLINKED!

Then she thank some more . . .

And then she had it!


The four members stepped out of Bus, already refreshed and restored from a good nine hour nap.

They walked into the Eagle Creek Sports Complex, ready to rehearse for their upcoming concert that day.

They found Ima talking to some workers about where to set up the equipment and what height to set up Raven's drums. She turned around and saw the band, then smiled.

"Hey guys!" said Ima. "I found something to help you from falling asleep!"

"Really?" asked Neil, perking up a little bit more. "What is it?"

"It's this thing that starts with a 'P' . . . I can't remember . . ."

"Penicillin?" asked Julia, somewhat baffled.

"Uh . . . no . . . It's something with a 'P' and an 'R' . . ."

"Prozac?" asked Skippy, hoping that he wouldn't have to even deal with that drug.

"No . . ." Ima thought hard. Then, she beamed. "I remember now! It's Preludin!"

"PRELUDIN?" asked Raven, obviously furious and nearly blowing Ima away. "ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE COULD GET ADDICTED!"

"Uh . . . yeah . . . But you won't be tired anymore!"

"FORGET IT!" Raven crossed her arms. "If you take those pills, I'm leaving the band!"

"EH!" shouted Ima. "OK! You win!"

Raven smiled in victory.

"But . . ." started Julia, "what are we gonna do? We need to find something to keep us awake longer . . ."

The sound of someone clearing their throat could be heard behind the band. They turned around to see a short Hispanic man.

"Hola," he said, simply. "I could not help but overhear that you have a slight . . . problem . . ."

"Uh . . ." began Neil. "Yeah! Yeah, we do!"

The man motioned to a backpack strapped tightly to his back. "It just so happens that I have a device that will make an elixir to help you stay awake."

"Really?" asked Raven. "Is it safe?"

"Si . . ." said the man. "It will not cost you much . . . Maybe . . . Let's say . . . 200 dollars."

"Are you nuts?" asked Raven. "We don't even want to spend that much for a . . ."

"Hold on, Raven," said Neil, pulling Raven off to the side and whispering to her quietly. "This thing might actually work."

"Well, still, I want to actually see some proof here. I mean, we could be seriously ripped off."

"Can't we just indulge once? I mean, it's not like we're going to be spending our wages all the time."

Raven sighed and shrugged. "OK."

Neil smiled. "You have yourself a deal, muchacho!"


"So . . . uh . . . How does it work?"

The four Chao stared at the small machine in front of them. Besides the machine, there was a pot and several bags of an unknown substance.

"No idea," said Raven as she examined the machine more closely. "But I'm guessing that we have to put this thing here . . . and then put one of these thingies here . . ." Raven did the necessary steps. "And now we have to press this little button here . . ."

A noise started to come from the machine as it turned on.

"Ooo . . ." said the Chao, clearly fascinated.

After a few minutes the machine stopped, and inside the jar was a nice brown liquid.

"Anybody wants to try first?" asked Raven as she poured the liquid into a glass.

Neil shrugged and grabbed the glass, then gulped it down as if it were nothing. "It tastes pretty good," he said as he licked his lips.

Julia stared from Neil to the pot, and then poured her own glass. "It is," she said, smacking her lips.

The other two downed their glasses as well.

"Let's make some more!"

"OK!"


"Where are they?" asked Ima to herself as she paced up and down backstage. "They go on in ten minutes . . ."

Four blurs came running past her and onto the stage.

"HEY!" she shouted. "YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE!"

But what she saw on the stage made her gasp . . . It was the band!

"HELLO WISCONSIN!" shouted Neil, apparently forgetting that they were in New Mexico.

The roaring crowd stopped roaring.

Skippy began to play a wild guitar solo, which, if it had been in a song, would've made the crowd scream in fandom. But, due to the fact that it was completely random, the crowd did nothing.

It was then that Raven played a happy drum solo, but the crowd didn't do anything either.

Then, the drums and guitar played together, and Julia and Neil sang.

"THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHA!
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME!

MWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!"

(A/N: I would like to say that that is actually a real song, just not the last part. I threw that in there just to do it!)

The audience literally freaked out and ran out of the stadium.

"I WANNA HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!"

Ima ran out onto stage, hands in the air. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she shouted. "YOU JUST SCARED AWAY THE WHOLE AUDIENCE!"

The four Chao stopped dancing around onstage and looked towards the seats.

"THEY DID!" shouted Raven. She then laughed maniacally.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELVES?" asked Ima as she grabbed a dancing Neil by the throat and shook him. "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?"

Neil smiled drunkenly. "WE DRANK THE MAGIC STUFF!" he shouted.

Ima let go of Neil. The magic stuff? What was that supposed to be?

She reached for her cell phone, turned it on, and dialed a number.

"Hello?" she asked. "Rehab Institute of New Mexico? We got a problem . . ."


"Hmm . . ." said a man in a white lab-coat as he examined a thick brown liquid in a beaker. Ima and the band, now clean, watched with wide eyes.

"Mhmm . . ." he said as he grabbed a laser pen and shot a laser into the liquid. He picked up the beaker and threw it into a large device, then pressed a red button.

"Processing," said a mechanical voice, obviously the machine's. "Process complete."

A piece of paper shot out of a compartment, and immediately the man grabbed it and studied it.

"Mhmm . . ."

"Well?" asked Ima.

"It appears to be Espresso . . ."

"ESPRESSO?" shouted Ima. "YOU DO ALL THOSE SCIENTIFIC TESTS, WHEN IT'S JUST A CUP OF ESPRESSO?"

"Indeed . . . It's no wonder why you were all wild. You had a caffeine overdose!"

"Well of course!" said Julia. "We need caffeine! You know, so our bones won't get weak and we won't get osteoporosis . . ."

"THAT'S CALCIUM YOU STOOGE!" shouted Ima as she fwapped Julia upside the head.

"Well, thanks then," said Raven as she shook hands with the man. She grabbed a still-ranting Ima and pulled her out of the building, the rest of the band behind.

Julia, however, reached for her cell phone, turned it on, and dialed a number.

"Mental Institute of New Mexico? Yeah . . ." Julia looked over to Ima. "We have a problem . . ."


Neil: Hi everybody! We all had some laughs tonight, but there's one thing in here that isn't funny: caffeine overdose.

Julia: That's right, Neil! It's OK for people to drink coffee every once and awhile, but it's not OK to become dependent on it.

Skippy: Becoming dependent on coffee can cause you to have high blood pressure, which is not good. Your heart may not be able to take it, and you might happen to . . . well . . . die! This could possibly have been the reason for Triforce90's grandmother's death: high pressure due to caffeine.

Raven: So remember, it's OK to drink coffee sometimes, but keep in mind that your body can become dependent on it. You won't be able to get through the day without it, and that's just bad! So, once again, remember . . .

All: DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE! See you next time! (wave)


Don't report my story because of the script at the end! There's no other way to write it!

And please, people, don't become too dependent on coffee! It can be bad for you!

Until then!